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El Spamo
Aug 21, 2003

Fuss and misery

Endless Mike posted:

Does GoComics let you read a person's comment history? Because I might be real bored one day.

Working on an Fplus submission I see.

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Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Assuming we're working from a Christian standpoint and not one of the other faiths that hold the Ten Commandments as important, Sluggo is incorrect in his theology. Of course, he can be excused for this, being a child. The dude writing him, however...

The Ten Commandments are not the be-all-end-all when trying to figure out if The Almighty agrees with your moral choice, there is a litmus test that supersedes the Big 10. Source: Jesus Christ.

Matthew 22:34-40 posted:

But when the Pharisees heard that He had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together. Then one of them, a lawyer, asked Him a question, testing Him, and saying, “Teacher, which is the great commandment in the law?”

Jesus said to him, “‘You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ On these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets.”

Thank you for joining me here in this, the Religious Quibbling Megathread.





Endless Mike posted:

Does GoComics let you read a person's comment history? Because I might be real bored one day.


I looked. If there's a way to do that, it's not obvious. You can check out a poster's recent comments, though. Where today you will find such gems as this one:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Flash Gordon


2003 Spiderman









The Amazing Mole Man


Nancy




Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

"Roaming jocks see nerds at the store and go HURRRR NERRRRRDS" - what a grown rear end man thinks the world is like.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Is Luann really going to be about a stupid, boring lingerie party? No deceit? No drama?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Haifisch posted:

"Roaming jocks see nerds at the store and go HURRRR NERRRRRDS" - what a grown rear end man thinks the world is like.

"Durrr jocks go out of their way to make fun of nerds and THEY DRINK BEER"

I'm not sure who's the worst. Gilchrist, Holbrook, or Reddick.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Today's Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Ok, this guy is definitely in his 60s. Also he should be in jail.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Alterian posted:

Is Luann really going to be about a stupid, boring lingerie party? No deceit? No drama?

Something stupid this way comes.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Haifisch posted:

"Roaming jocks see nerds at the store and go HURRRR NERRRRRDS" - what a grown rear end man thinks the world is like.

Just this year I was walking across a street and two dudes came up to me and one of them asked if I had a lighter. The other stopped his friend and said "He won't have one, he's a nerd." and they walked away.

It was a strange occurrence, but nothing like this. Also I was wearing normal clothes so maybe I need to work on my fashion choices.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

CommaToes posted:

Just this year I was walking across a street and two dudes came up to me and one of them asked if I had a lighter. The other stopped his friend and said "He won't have one, he's a nerd." and they walked away.

It was a strange occurrence, but nothing like this. Also I was wearing normal clothes so maybe I need to work on my fashion choices.

They were drunk and one of them was messing with you

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


...what?

fake edit: What?

real edit: What?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Evil Mastermind posted:

...what?

fake edit: What?

real edit: What?



That's what.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

As much as they support the image he projects, I'm not sure we really need to track the Luann Comments Creep's activities on other sites.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible


Old New Yorker Cartoons

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


That just raises further questions!

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
1. Reminder that Holbrook has three active comics and Richard Thompson isn't alive anymore

2. Stop posting that luann creep

3. Gilchrist is still a hack

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Evil Mastermind posted:

That just raises further questions!

The way he types suggests genuine mental illness, so nothing is surprising, sadly.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
Could we not do the whole internet detective thing over that gocomics commenter weirdo.

Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Come on, Jim.

Who do you think you're kidding?

Come on.

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008


Julet Esqu posted:

Assuming we're working from a Christian standpoint and not one of the other faiths that hold the Ten Commandments as important, Sluggo is incorrect in his theology. Of course, he can be excused for this, being a child. The dude writing him, however...

The Ten Commandments are not the be-all-end-all when trying to figure out if The Almighty agrees with your moral choice, there is a litmus test that supersedes the Big 10. Source: Jesus Christ.


Thank you for joining me here in this, the Religious Quibbling Megathread.


Thanks Linus

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Please be careful not to touch the poop.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Ed's face in the last panel made me laugh though.

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:

Big Nate reminds me of Frazz, and that's enough to make me hate it.

You mean "Calvin the janitor"?

Kazinsal posted:

"Durrr jocks go out of their way to make fun of nerds and THEY DRINK BEER"

I'm not sure who's the worst. Gilchrist, Holbrook, or Reddick.

Holbrook doesn't do anything. Gilchrist obsesses over dead celebrities he can paste over Fritzi's bowling ball-sized chest and Reddick doesn't understand how relationships work, and then they have to compete with Scott Adams the grump, Brooke McEldowney the sexually deviant thesaurus, the Evanses and their cast who can't understand why being self-obsessed high-schoolers as adults is getting old, Batuik and Smuggy Cancer-bean, and I think there are cartoonists out there who are actually even worse people in real life.

..and those are just the ones I can laugh at.

Holbrook is not the best, but certainly not even close to the worst.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Ballard Street. Poor Tony.



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sweeperbravo posted:

Ed's face in the last panel made me laugh though.

Similarly, I actually laughed at a Hagar the Horrible. I've been reading that poo poo for over 30 years and never once actually laughed at it.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set puts a price tag on friendship.


Working Daze floats down here.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is actually an okay pun.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

dismas posted:

Thanks Linus

You just had to put that in my head, didn't you...

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008


EasyEW posted:

You just had to put that in my head, didn't you...



This made me very happy thank you

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
Do you think Brooke draws mouths so horrifically on purpose? Like, is that a stylistic decision of his?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





Mother From Another Country

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Man everybody smokes in the Dick Tracy universe, it's kinda refreshing for it's rarity nowadays.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


EasyEW posted:

You just had to put that in my head, didn't you...


:golfclap:

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

I don't even know what this is.

I am in a hotel whose major feature is apparently the most maddeningly slow wifi in the world, but it seems to be working fairly reasonably now so here you go (assuming this post works).

F Minus





"I also admire your bushy squirrel tail."

Mark Trail



A little late for that, what's-your-name!



Oh no! Be careful, whoever-you-are!

Mary Worth





Look, Mary, the question was "Does true love exist?" Clearly they meant romantic love, and clearly the answer you have is "If you are asking, probably not for you."

The Phantom





Pooch Cafe



:lol: Probably an old joke, but it's well done here.



Rex Morgan MD continues to tell us about the plague of cyber-dox-bullying





Apartment 3-G



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (March 10-11, 2006)





Arlo and Janis Classic (March 11, 1996)



Garfield Classic (March 10-11, 1986)



Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Johnny Walker posted:

I don't even know what this is.

She just took a huge dump.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

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