B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

handsome only face posted:

remember when he fought in swim shorts with the tag still on or something

Remember when he donated blood to make weight

# ? Oct 18, 2017 19:36

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:19

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

He's like what would happen if you stole Shonie Carter's DNA and somehow tricked it into being Alaskan, white, and badly dressed.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 19:44

chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

handsome only face posted:

remember when he fought in swim shorts with the tag still on or something

I think Herb Dean yanked the tags off during the fight

Also nobody noticed the shorts had pockets

# ? Oct 18, 2017 19:50

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

That armenian guy throwing a napkin at Bruce Leroy was pretty great too

# ? Oct 18, 2017 19:54

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

chaleski posted:

I think Herb Dean yanked the tags off during the fight

Also nobody noticed the shorts had pockets

Lol yeah

# ? Oct 18, 2017 19:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nierbo posted:

That armenian guy throwing a napkin at Bruce Leroy was pretty great too

where was this conversation last year, when I snipped this clips and tweeted them?

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/761747399685632000

# ? Oct 18, 2017 20:05

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

LobsterMobster posted:

where was this conversation last year, when I snipped this clips and tweeted them?

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/761747399685632000

In Florida, people are used to more than napkins.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 20:24

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

Some more on Skarbowsky. Apparently he kept calling the show The Contender.

quote:

Next up was the beginning of our training sessions with Jean Charles Skarbowsky. He is a kickboxing champion from France, but he spent most of his career training and fighting in Thailand. Georges gave us a little background information on Jean Charles before he came in. He let us know that Jean Charles was a unique guy, and he is used to a different lifestyle in Thailand � drinking, smoking and fighting all the time. Honestly, it was really frustrating that first day.

Apparently, Jean Charles was under the impression that he came in to teach us all a lesson, like we were all just a bunch of punks that needed to be put in their place. He kept calling it �The Contender.� He didn�t even know the show was called �The Ultimate Fighter.�

So, Jean Charles showed up drunk, and he started beating the crap out of us. And what�s worse, I guess he decided to leave his shin pads back in France. He was only wearing gloves, so every time he would hit us with a shin or throw us around, it was painful. He was just completely rag-dolling us, and you couldn�t do anything to retaliate.

I remember this being one of the few times on the show where I really lost my temper. I was fresh off my fight with Andy Main and was still a little beat up. I could smell the liquor on Jean Charles, and we were going at it. He hit me with a brutal knee right in the ribs with no gear on. I dropped down, and he grabbed me, pulled me up real close and said in my ear, �Did that hurt?� I was like, �Yeah.� He replied, �Just wait for the next one,� and he continued going hard.

At one point, he dropped me again, and as I was trying to hold my gloves up and tell him, �Hey, man, take it easy; I�ve got to fight again soon,� he just kept punching me in the face. When he was finished, I contemplated throwing my gloves across the gym, but I held my composure. I was so angry. I wasn�t going to train with a guy who shows up drunk
and just beats the [expletive] out of us. You can�t ask me to respect
someone like that.

Before Jean Charles got there, Georges and John Danaher sat us down and explained that he was a different kind of person � a little insane � but to treat him with respect. That�s cool, but he needs to respect me, too. Beating the [expletive] out of us and trying to hurt us before we have to fight isn�t respectful.

I pretty much had my mind made up that I didn�t like
this guy at all, and I wasn�t going to train with him. However, I think
Georges saw what happened in practice and pulled him
aside. The next day, Jean Charles came in and was completely different.
Besides being sober, he took us over to the heavy bags and showed us
some solid technique. He was telling jokes, acting cool, and I wish he
would have started out that way the day before.

It got better after that, and he trained with us for about a week. I think he figured out what he was really there to do, and we were able to pick up some technique and and appreciate his skills once he toned it down.

Despite Jean Charles� look and demeanor, he was an
amazing striker. However, with his little potbelly, French accent, and
short Thai shorts, you could tell Koscheck was dying to hassle him as
soon as he saw him. Jean Charles was very friendly with him and didn�t
even know Josh was making fun of him. I just wish I could have witnessed
a sparring session between Jean Charles and Josh. Then he might have
been a little more respectful to him.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 21:07

FishBowlRobot: Mar 21, 2006

Another weight cutting technique used by Cody was to get really drunk the night before weigh ins. Ya know, to help with the dehydration.

# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:04

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

LobsterMobster posted:

where was this conversation last year, when I snipped this clips and tweeted them?

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/761747399685632000

I like how he goes the long way around the table so somebody will hold him back

# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:16

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

I always thought this pic of Cody at weigh ins was pretty great to

# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:47

Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Nierbo posted:

I always thought this pic of Cody at weigh ins was pretty great to

That should be the entire OP of the next b league thread

# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:50

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Diesel submitted him with strikes in 1:51. woof.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 02:00

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

Cody is such a goon that someone should buy him an account.

And teach him how to read.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 02:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mr. Nice! posted:

Diesel submitted him with strikes in 1:51. woof.

I paid $15 to watch "Fight Night Medicine Hat" and the stream poo poo the bed like 100 times

# ? Oct 19, 2017 03:04

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

B-League MMA: The Cody Mckenzie Appreciation Memorial

# ? Oct 19, 2017 03:24

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Acting quality from the MMA community, ranked:
- Joe Rogan
- Rampage
- Ronda
- Cung Le
...
- Mike Goldberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ouLX8Q9UM&t=1307s

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:45

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

kimbo305 posted:

Acting quality from the MMA community, ranked:
- Joe Rogan
- Rampage
- Ronda
- Cung Le
...
- Mike Goldberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ouLX8Q9UM&t=1307s

....
Keith Jardine being paid to be ugly

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:46

Neurosis: Jun 10, 2003; Fallen Rib

Bluedeanie posted:

GSP met Mike Tyson face to face and asked him if he remembered PunchOut for Nintendo

Gsp is cool, though I would've asked the follow up questions of what Bald Bull is like in real life

# ? Oct 20, 2017 07:24

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

kimbo305 posted:

Acting quality from the MMA community, ranked:
- Joe Rogan
- Rampage
- Ronda
- Cung Le
...
- Mike Goldberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ouLX8Q9UM&t=1307s

I was so excited for that fight and then they did loving WWE poo poo.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 19:29

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

Neurosis posted:

Gsp is cool, though I would've asked the follow up questions of what Bald Bull is like in real life

I don't really watch super hero films. Did GSP do BallTop the Creeper well or was it just him being hired to do stunt work?

I approve of either.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 23:08

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

The Moosecatcher is going to destroy Schlaminko.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 01:46

zerozerozero: Sep 7, 2017

Hardy's hype train getting kicked the gently caress off the rails; Coker on suicide watch.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 03:24

Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I was not expecting to see Heather Hardy get her rear end kicked (and nose shattered) by someone making their pro debut.

I think she needs to go back to boxing.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 03:25

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Captain Log posted:

I don't really watch super hero films. Did GSP do BallTop the Creeper well or was it just him being hired to do stunt work?

I approve of either.

he was in Captain America: Civil War and said like 3 lines(?). Beat up Capt America for a little bit but then got stomped out.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 03:37

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

EAT CLEAN BRO is no CONDOM DEPOT. Step your asstext game up, Bellator.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 03:48

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

How they gently caress are they allowing this to continue with Mousasi's eye 99% shut?

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:18

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

very carefully

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:19

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

mousasi is someone that really meets his opponent's level

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:20

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

This Schlemenko guy looks terrible and like he might beat Mousasi.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:21

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Who else is even in the Bellator middleweight division besides Mousasi and Shlemenko

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:23

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Melvin Manhoef

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:24

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

it's spinning and it's poo poo

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:28

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I like how they finally accused Schlemenko of telegraphing the spin as he has been doing for the past 15 minutes.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:29

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

If Mousasi wins this, and he honestly probably shouldn't, he barely scraped by an undersized guy spinning like a top

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:31

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Gegard Mousasi went to Bellator to get Bendo'd.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:31

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Hahaha gently caress that.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:34

Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/921580035005407232

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:34

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

did gegard look a little smaller than usual?

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:35

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:19

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Alessio Sakara is getting a shot at the Bellator middleweight title in December.

# ? Oct 21, 2017 04:37

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