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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
dudes carrying waay to much poo poo around to be able to tuck n roll.

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GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Vahakyla posted:

It's been in iconic movies, too. There are pictures from all kinds of countries with their skateboard helmet, and the skateboard company Pro-Tec is the one that sold most of them for special operations forces in eighties originally, and why "protec helmet" became the synonym for any supermarket bought sports helmet worn by operators. Only very recently did the sports gear companies sell them in sand and khaki. For most of their SoF service, the helmets were first black, then often painted sand with Krylon paint.

To this day, SEALs issue a regular no poo poo Pro-Tec skateboard helmet in BUD/S training.

They attac,
it pro-tec,
but most importantly:
this is not the meme thread.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vahakyla posted:

This video should be posted on every page. It's a Finnish metal band really getting into the root of metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9pXlcStGLQ

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Aaaaahhhh poo poo I forgot about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVHqJdmMUys

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

They attac,
it pro-tec,
but most importantly:
this is not the meme thread.

:lol:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



The fool doesn't realize it's his epicanthal tilt

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




hail satan








this is just bad ui





happy halloween




:angel:amen:angel:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

zoux posted:



The fool doesn't realize it's his epicanthal tilt

well what did Amy suggest??!! Asking for a friend

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What's with the "le" thing, anyway?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Wheat Loaf posted:

What's with the "le" thing, anyway?

It's for letards.

It's some rage comics thing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I didn't know lowtax was religious.

funktopus
Jan 11, 2009

Paladinus posted:

I didn't know lowtax was religious.

Stands to reason he would find God before he found a viable revenue stream.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Looks more like Aatrek to me, but Jesus is of legal age so it couldn't be.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Forums user "text me a vag pic" owes me a new phone because I shattered my old one by punching it and screaming "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU" until my knuckles bled and my voice gave out.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I like reverse image searching random pictures

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Forums user "text me a vag pic" owes me a new phone because I shattered my old one by punching it and screaming "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU" until my knuckles bled and my voice gave out.

Try turning on your screen next time

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Garrand posted:

I like reverse image searching random pictures



do you hug jesus with those hands?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


What kind of child's palate do you need for Tic Tacs to burn?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

What kind of child's palate do you need for Tic Tacs to burn?

The funniest part is she was so bad she got ran off of loving Deviantart, of all places.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

chitoryu12 posted:

What kind of child's palate do you need for Tic Tacs to burn?

The same region that finds mayo spicy.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Picnic Princess posted:

The same region that finds mayo spicy.

Hey, sometimes they put black pepper in their salami and it makes my sandwiches too hot to eat. It's not the mayo's fault, mayo is a staple food beyond reproach

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > AUG Thread: Dozens of husbands > Game of the Thread Edition





When everyone's a husband, no one will be!

*Laughs maniacally*

hybriseris
Sep 14, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

What kind of child's palate do you need for Tic Tacs to burn?

My immediate thought was that she doesn't brush her teeth a lot. Often people with really poor oral hygiene are overly sensitive to minty things because their gums are so inflamed. But then again I work in dental so I just assumed that immediately, but it could just be a child's palate. I hope it's just a child's palate.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

hybriseris posted:

My immediate thought was that she doesn't brush her teeth a lot. Often people with really poor oral hygiene are overly sensitive to minty things because their gums are so inflamed. But then again I work in dental so I just assumed that immediately, but it could just be a child's palate. I hope it's just a child's palate.

I mean, she certainly looks like the kind of person who eats nothing but mashed potatoes, fries, and chicken tenders.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Mash potato would imply she prepares her own food.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Like she doesn't live with her parents, now and forever.

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



hybriseris posted:

My immediate thought was that she doesn't brush her teeth a lot. Often people with really poor oral hygiene are overly sensitive to minty things because their gums are so inflamed. But then again I work in dental so I just assumed that immediately, but it could just be a child's palate. I hope it's just a child's palate.

It's probably both.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Sludge Tank posted:

Mash potato would imply she prepares her own food.

They make powdered mashed potatoes.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT
KFC does the mashing for you

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I dont understand why she keeps being so horrendously unfunny.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

zoux posted:



The fool doesn't realize it's his epicanthal tilt

Burt Sexual posted:

well what did Amy suggest??!! Asking for a friend

Amy posted:

Dude, I don’t think height is really your problem.

But it might be.

Because you are so specific with your desires, trigger-happy with first impressions and shallow in your own judgments, the only surefire way for you to determine if your height is causing you to be a dating misfit would be for you to grow a few inches taller.

Get on that, and get back to me.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

The Door Frame posted:

Hey, sometimes they put black pepper in their salami and it makes my sandwiches too hot to eat. It's not the mayo's fault, mayo is a staple food beyond reproach

Aww poor baby

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Slugnoid posted:

id always heard it called a gunt but i suppose that's more chick specific

Hey Burt Sexual wants to know why you have xir on ignore?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Parts Kit posted:

Nah there was a photo of a some US guy (contractor maybe) with an amazing beard during the Iraq war and that's kind of stuck since.

It's especially ironic to see the right-wing nuts growing big beards like that in imitation of their army man heroes, because the only reason the SEALS and Delta Force do that these days is to look more like the Muslim locals when operating behind enemy lines.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
And a mountain man beard is good for hiding your dewlap, as was previously mentioned.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007










Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Legit don't know which one looks more surprised, the doll or the dollfucker.

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Zipperelli. posted:

Legit don't know which one looks more surprised, the doll or the dollfucker.

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"

ha no that's a dude who will tell you at length about his fuckdoll and his favorite energy drink (it's bawls btw) and like his address and horribly abused wheelchair bound wife.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Elfgames posted:

ha no that's a dude who will tell you at length about his fuckdoll and his favorite energy drink (it's bawls btw) and like his address and horribly abused wheelchair bound wife.

That's so specific I feel like it's entirely possible you're telling the truth.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pastry of the Year posted:

That's so specific I feel like it's entirely possible you're telling the truth.

it is, really.

e: there's an SA meme about his mouth too

e2: have fun....https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2193

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