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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Adiabatic posted:

They have Dave's Temporary Insanity and Dave's Total Insanity both labeled as 9/10 at my local Firehouse Subs. I was globbing Temporary Insanity all over poo poo so I figured I'd try a strip of Total Insanity.

I ugly cried.

The first time I tried Total Insanity, I legit thought you were supposed to just use it like normal hot sauce.

I made it about halfway into that taco before I was crying.

I was (am) not a smart person.

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

The first time I tried Total Insanity, I legit thought you were supposed to just use it like normal hot sauce.

I made it about halfway into that taco before I was crying.

I was (am) not a smart person.

Bad decisions ITT.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

The first time I tried Total Insanity, I legit thought you were supposed to just use it like normal hot sauce.

I made it about halfway into that taco before I was crying.

I was (am) not a smart person.

When I was in technical training back in 2001, we would have $2 bratwurst nights every other Thursday because every other Friday was a day off (10 hour days). A certain instructor would provide Dave's Insanity as a dare condiment, and I would throw a drop or two onto a brat and mix it with the ketchup and mustard to add heat to the flavor. There was an older guy who had been in for awhile that I guess thought he was hard and wanted to prove he was hard to us young whippersnappers. He poured a double line down one of the brats and ate it in like five bites. He ended up going to the hospital because he thought he was having a heart attack.

e: if you've never seen a 40 year old man puke his guts out in front of a bunch of just outta highschool kids, it's really cringe-inducing.

spookykid fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Oct 19, 2017

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Leperflesh posted:

Sims is flying out there, right? Could he buy what's needed in florida and bring them with on the plane?

I'm not sure they let you take brakes on a plane. :D

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Motherfucking brakes

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Liquid Communism posted:

I'm not sure they let you take brakes on a plane. :D

Oh dear

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Liquid Communism posted:

I'm not sure they let you take brakes on a plane. :D

Jtfc

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Liquid Communism posted:

I'm not sure they let you take brakes on a plane. :D

thanks dad

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
With jokes like these, I might just end up developing a drinking problem.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Seconding the hydraulics store, if there is one in town. My local store can make brake flex lines, AC fittings etc.
If the Napa guys don't believe their poo poo is mislabeled can you prove it to them with a thread pitch gauge (requires a thread pitch gauge) or just like bring the poo poo you need (wheel cylinders etc) to them and actually check the fittings and whatnot by threading the poo poo together?

Also, what type of parking brake does this thing have? It might be a worthwhile time investment to get that functioning if it doesn't already.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
A boat anchor should suffice.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
AHOY YE SCABBIES

DROP ANCHOR AND KEEP YER EYES ON THE BOOM

THERE'S A WAFFLE HOUSE OFF THE PORT BOW

BRING ME MY HOT SAUCE AND THE CLEANEST PAIR OF PANTS WE HAVE

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
There is plenty of room in the back to store a brake log.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Elephanthead posted:

There is plenty of room in the back to store a brake log.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnifqA_IBZg

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That led me to the Uganda outtakes which is great if anyone hasn't watched it before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQy3xVSd9Q

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol that's gold, Uganda is the best road trip they ever did. Clarkson convinced me I needed to own a 5 series wagon during that trip but thankfully I ended up with a Lexus instead :v:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lol that's gold, Botswana is the best road trip they ever did.

Fixed

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

That led me to the Uganda outtakes which is great if anyone hasn't watched it before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQy3xVSd9Q

we need War Gin

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless




Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Elephanthead posted:

There is plenty of room in the back to store a brake log.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsjuLsKAEFA&t=191s

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

There's a snake and plain joke here somewhere.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

SNEK IS MY CO-DRIVER

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

MA-Horus posted:

SNEK IS MY CO-DRIVER

SNEK TEK DA HANDELBARE

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Is...is that a rattlesnake?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Negative; just one that thinks it is.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Free candy and free snakes!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
"Hey, uh, hey so my friend, uh they said you were pretty cool, and uh, you're not a cop right"



NEW GWAR ALBUM UP ON GOOGLE PLAY

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
14 INCH DOGGO PART DEUX

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Rhyno posted:

14 INCH DOGGO PART DEUX

:neckbeard:

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
What are today’s goals?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

StormDrain posted:

What are today’s goals?

PET DAT DOGGO

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Rhyno posted:

PET DAT DOGGO

that should be every day goals as well as PET EVERY DOGGO

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

StormDrain posted:

What are today’s goals?

I'm currently in town picking up the new fuel filter and stocking up on panther piss for the March to the Sea

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

my kinda ape posted:

Is...is that a rattlesnake?

Per my girlfriend, master of snakes, that's a juvenile bull snake.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Exciting times, just heard that this revolution will be televised!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think reinforcements are in route tomorrow.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Elephanthead posted:

I think reinforcements are in route tomorrow.

Hm.





extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009
Hrmmm what's going on in Valentine today... 88 posts on brake lines, a snake, another dog, a gwar album drops, and panther piss Dave trying to summon more evil into the world via his cell phone.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
YOU GUYS

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