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Ponsonby Britt posted:"Sure, I would love to be king down here! I'm persona non grata on the surface right now. Say, while we're talking, what kind of sexual assault laws does the underworld have?"  I'm going to retroactively claim that as intentional via standard comics timeline fuckery.
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Kurui Reiten posted:
Its all about the ethics in web slinging
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I'm convinced the writer is here in the thread. Sure, NSM is always drawn out conversations, but this is just flat out bear-bating us with every strip starting with Melvin being all "Welp, I guess I'll be going now" only for Spidey to say "I think the moloids don't want you to..."
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What I want to know is where the Spidoids are and what they have been getting up to without Spidey's supervision.
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graham cracker posted:What I want to know is where the Spidoids are and what they have been getting up to without Spidey's supervision. They all died due to them expecting someone else to do all the work for them
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bobkatt013 posted:They all died due to extreme blunt force trauma and sick burns by young children. Fixed.
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Oct 19, 2017 06:16
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This is what it sounds like when moles cry.
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graham cracker posted:What I want to know is where the Spidoids are and what they have been getting up to without Spidey's supervision. Going through a golden age without the millstone of their 'leader', probably.
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Couldn't get a photo because I was driving, but I saw a car outside Greymouth, New Zealand, today with a plate that made me think of this thread: MOLMAN.
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Payndz posted:Couldn't get a photo because I was driving, but I saw a car outside Greymouth, New Zealand, today with a plate that made me think of this thread: MOLMAN. Sadly that guy's probably not the ruler of an underground realm but just an ordinary dermatologist. But maybe under his breath when he's giving people needles he says stuff like "And now at long last I return to Subcutanea!"
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They're all crying because they know where that tentacle is going.
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Oct 20, 2017 05:26
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Why is there a gigantic green turd coming out of the wall? Did I miss a couple of strips with the Hulk or something? (on the plus side, it looks like Hulk gets enough fiber)
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Oct 20, 2017 05:26
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"HULK NEED TO STOP GOING TO HOT-WING WEDNESDAYS..."
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Riding the big green poo is a trial all monarchs must go through when they're giving up their thrown. Maybe read a history book before making fun of it?
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Synthbuttrange posted:
this is horrifying!!!
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Goddamn, I feel like the writer is just toying with us. "Oh, maybe I'll have Moleman marry May. BUT MAYBE I WON'T. :trollface: But maybe I will. BUT MAYBE I WON'T..."
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Like, if it turns out they can do their own thing without him directly lording over the moleoids based on simple orders, can't he just occasionally take a quick trip to subterranea to check on everything before returning to his wife? Sure he can't LIVE underground, but still that also ignores numerous other options, such as Mole Man going and looking for a suitable replacement for the throne of Subterranea, or just someone he can pay with his vast sums of treasure to manage it while he's away (which could lead to more stories where it turns out that person is, of course, scheming for something for himself) hell, I'm pretty sure the FF would be happy to help out with this if he called them there are so many ways they COULD make this work without even bringing up the whole fact that they literally have a fountain of youth right in the lair and they're just going to ignore all of them
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davidspackage posted:Goddamn, I feel like the writer is just toying with us. "Oh, maybe I'll have Moleman marry May. BUT MAYBE I WON'T. :trollface: But maybe I will. BUT MAYBE I WON'T..."
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Why put the Moleoids in their own panel? It's not like it's vital to the story that they keep a distance from Moleman, and it's not like geometry matters because you teleport people to midway through a tunnel, riding a big blue worm, between panels.
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Mr. Squishy posted:teleport people to midway through a tunnel, riding a big blue worm, between panels. Obvious hints at Nightcrawler being the next guest star.
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davidspackage posted:Goddamn, I feel like the writer is just toying with us. "Oh, maybe I'll have Moleman marry May. BUT MAYBE I WON'T. :trollface: But maybe I will. BUT MAYBE I WON'T..." Either option is awesome, because it's either "oh, the mole people are so sad!" "eh, gently caress 'em" or "I've decided to abandon May and rule the moloids, even though I just spent a week saying they're all dumb and worthless".
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Moloids 101: Lesson 1) Moloids left alone will inevitably attack the surface world. Lesson 2) Moloids ruled by a leader will inevitably attack the surface world.
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The tears of a moleman.
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Push El Burrito posted:This is what it sounds like when moles cry.
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Oct 21, 2017 02:27
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Oct 21, 2017 02:42
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What the poo poo, Parker?
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I really enjoy Newspaper Mole-Man, but his sidekick is starting to get really annoying. Who do I send letters so that The Richards shows up and beats spidey with a crowbar?
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frodnonnag posted:The tears of a moleman.
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If this marriage doesn't happen, everybody in Newspaper Spidey-verse better take out a subscription to the Daily Bugle and send JJJ letters of apology for not believing him when he said Spider-Man is a menace 
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Oct 21, 2017 05:08
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Even Italian Spiderman wasn't this mean.
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Mole-Man wants the moloids to learn to govern themselves, Spidey wants him to reign over them. I don't think it's Mole-Man who considers them to be less than human.
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Reed Richards bursts through the wall and announces he's taking the Moloids under his care in the Future Foundation, adjusts Moleman's bowtie and tells him to marry that pretty lady... then glares over Uncle Moley's shoulder at Spider-Man and mouths,"Get your poo poo together" at him.
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Jerusalem posted:Reed Richards bursts through the wall and announces he's taking the Moloids under his care in the Future Foundation, adjusts Moleman's bowtie and tells him to marry that pretty lady... then glares over Uncle Moley's shoulder at Spider-Man and mouths,"Get your poo poo together" at him. When you say Reed mouths those words, I assume you mean he stretches and twists his lips to form the actual written words. In cursive.
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Lobok posted:When you say Reed mouths those words, I assume you mean he stretches and twists his lips to form the actual written words. I was picturing him moving his mouth over to spidey's ear without moving anything else
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Dear god. Run, Aunt May! Run! This strip just went hentai!
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Amazing conversation.
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