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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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https://i.imgur.com/5BPPUXX.gifv

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Anyone know where I can get one of those? I have a friend with a little girl who would love it. Every stuffed animal or cute thing she gets her hands on she makes evil and vicious. I've had my throat slit or my neck bitten through by so many of her savage evil stuffed toys.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Baronjutter posted:

Anyone know where I can get one of those? I have a friend with a little girl who would love it. Every stuffed animal or cute thing she gets her hands on she makes evil and vicious. I've had my throat slit or my neck bitten through by so many of her savage evil stuffed toys.

https://www.amazon.com/Feisty-Pets-...ds=evil+unicorn

There are other animals from that seller as well.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

dumb. posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Feisty-Pets-...ds=evil+unicorn

There are other animals from that seller as well.

Cool, but drat expensive to ship up to Canada :(

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Helios Grime posted:

Reporters losing their cool and just laughing their rear end off isn't really schadenfreude put still quite good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOv8Fy1BKg

This had my eyes watering.

VeganEverestDeath
May 1, 2017

red_headed_stepson.jpg

sirnollem
Apr 12, 2008

Already have two of them on the way for Christmas presents for my daughter and my niece.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Doggles posted:

They already have a name for it: Y'all Qaeda


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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/jonestaiwan_/status/921222949918588929

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4993266/Man-burns-home-trying-kill-spiders-blowtorch.html


quote:

While the cause of the fire is still under investigation, officials said they suspect that it was started by the use of a propane torch.

A male resident had been using a propane torch to kill spiders and burn webs underneath his home before the flames spread throughout the structure.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Memento posted:

Yeah decent tequila is fine sippin' liquor. Taking it in shots is dumb, don't do that.

https://twitter.com/Old_Orleans/status/920999325009895424

https://twitter.com/JonesTaiwan_/status/921222949918588929


And to think, before this his biggest problem was that China would mock him for no reason.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
the boy's alright:
https://twitter.com/JonesTaiwan_/status/921459381316833280

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

magical

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




He's also likely not real.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/taiwan-jones?utm_term=.hyOGDlk17#.cxxj3K1zm

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib

food court bailiff posted:

I really, really need more info on that flaming semi from hell in that FailArmy vid. :psyduck:

Original video. According to Google Translate, no one was killed.


The real Taiwan Jones was the friends we made along the way

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

JackMann posted:

Original video. According to Google Translate, no one was killed.


The real Taiwan Jones was the friends we made along the way
actually the real Taiwan Jones is a running back for the Buffalo Bills

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGcdYB8vF_c

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Stunts Gone Wrong compilation! Do stupid thing, win stupid prizes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ver8DcW90

And here's a compilation of people who were just in the wrong place at the wrong time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-8JqNGg2Oc

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

They're so dumb they don't consider the fact that those flags represent opposite sides of the Civil War.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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https://i.imgur.com/Na5J2h3.gifv

Not sure if this is old/has been posted here before. If so the schad is all over my face.

Rogue 7
Oct 13, 2012

Acceptable losses to kill spiders.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Na5J2h3.gifv

Not sure if this is old/has been posted here before. If so the schad is all over my face.

It's been posted before but it's also great to see it. That dude's head was inches away from that tree.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Rogue 7 posted:

Acceptable losses to kill spiders.

Spiders kill mosquitoes so I am pro spider.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


according to modern science the average human consumes 760,926 spiders every night while they sleep

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
That's dream spiders, doesn't count.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/LEc75cN.mp4

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Quoting myself, from the military idiots thread:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

im pooping! posted:

according to modern science the average human consumes 760,926 spiders every night while they sleep

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

im pooping! posted:

according to modern science the average human consumes 760,926 spiders every night while they sleep

Actually, That's a lie.


You can eat as many as you want. It's not like there's a limit. Treat yourself.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

I remember a short documentary on this guy, he was trying to break the world record for an unpedaled bike. I think he broke nearly every bone in his legs on this failed attempt.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Pook Good Mook posted:

I remember a short documentary on this guy, he was trying to break the world record for an unpedaled bike. I think he broke nearly every bone in his legs on this failed attempt.

I'll take broken legs over anything else being broken.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


iospace posted:

I'll take broken legs over anything else being broken.

I'll take unbroken legs over some stupid speed record that nobody has ever heard about.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
The tragedy of life.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/cthydng/status/921829878671880192

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
There seems to be a huge forums drama on Neogaf (sexual assault allegations and mods quitting). Anyone got a summary or a better thread for that discussion?

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Kennel posted:

There seems to be a huge forums drama on Neogaf (sexual assault allegations and mods quitting). Anyone got a summary or a better thread for that discussion?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3838187&perpage=40

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