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LingcodKilla posted:This happened on a school band competition trip. Drunk gangbanger frenchhorn player went to the wrong floor and passed out on a bed. 
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Professor Bling posted:Kicked open? Our room was known for having us just flop our entire bodies into doors and drunkenly asking "WHO PUT THAT DOOR THERE?" when they inevitably caved This is loving hilarious.
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MrYenko posted:Impossible story. French horn players are almost universally the dweebs that other band geeks look down on and refuse to socialize with. He was an amazing brass player filling a hole in our band. Dude was seriously good but dropped out and was lost to the streets.
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I know that's funny but it's also sad because it's true. So many people throw poo poo that they are good at away for whatever reason.
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LingcodKilla posted:He was an amazing brass player filling a hole in our band. Dude was seriously good but dropped out and was lost to the streets. He could have been filling a hole in nice mormon girls if he drank less!
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Ever heard of this mythical place called off base? There's other people there who aren't your "brothers", but you may find that it's not that scary.
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Oct 23, 2017 14:32
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NJPed for going to walmart 
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Casimir Radon posted:Ever heard of this mythical place called off base? There's other people there who aren't your "brothers", but you may find that it's not that scary. A proper Marine will police the isles of off base stores to help out and report those that don't maintain the standards of the Few and the Proud.
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Icon Of Sin posted:
I mean its pretty clearly a response to robotripping but its also a perfect example of everything wrong with the military
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:I mean its pretty clearly a response to robotripping but its also a perfect example of everything wrong with the military Only people I saw robotrippin was my first night of AIT where they were having to fill trash cans with gravel, put them in a truck. Move it somewhere, dump it. Pick it back up. Move it. Hours. Mandatory piss test Company wide next morning
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I robotripped twice in Italy. It was a meh experience that led to me looking up the side effects and deciding to never do it again.
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chemosh6969 posted:A proper Marine will police the isles of off base stores to help out and report those that don't maintain the standards of the Few and the Proud.
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E3 and below marines living in the barracks gently caress you might as well issue them robotussin to at least try and stop them from killing themselves.
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I wanna see what happens if you have to get commander approval to buy booze.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:I wanna see what happens if you have to get commander approval to buy booze. Not quite the same but in Italy while I was there we had vouchers for alcohol and cigarettes. Jokes on them though you didn't need a voucher for wine or beer
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Not quite the same but in Italy while I was there we had vouchers for alcohol and cigarettes. Jokes on them though you didn't need a voucher for wine or beer
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Casimir Radon posted:If you don't smoke could you get away with selling them to someone else? Essentially, yes
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"Oh no I'm almost over my 4 24-pack/mo rations limit! I might have to walk off-post and buy $10/handle soju from the Korean convenience store!" Like really, the only people getting dinged for alcohol rats in Korea were either lazy or loving retarded.
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chemosh6969 posted:A proper Marine will police the isles of off base stores to help out and report those that don't maintain the standards of the Few and the Proud. If you see someone in the 7-11 with a jersey tucked in, a belt, and jorts, just find another store.
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:
I mean they are in $SERVICE_NAME so if the shoe fits...
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Grem posted:If you see someone in the 7-11 with a jersey tucked in, a belt, and jorts, just find another store. ROTC is almost across the street from my closest 7-11. I see them jogging in the morning on my way to work too, including the ones that cheat by cutting through campus and it's not even the fat ones I see doing it either.
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This is a work of art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Agk3kbDwEY
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shame on an IGA posted:This is a work of art Pro-click right here.
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shame on an IGA posted:This is a work of art Edit: Better yet this is how you sum up a failed career in the military that lasted 11 months. Idiot posted:• Streamlined integral financial process by creating a key transitional infographic designed in Adobe Photoshop He also claims his National Defense Medal. Link for those interested. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Not watching that, how did he get kicked out after 11 months
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:Not watching that, how did he get kicked out after 11 months
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:Not watching that, how did he get kicked out after 11 months MurderBot posted:He forgot his time with Chaturbate on his resume.
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MurderBot posted:He forgot his time with Chaturbate on his resume. Also he said he had a 9-5 job which I’m assuming he meant military? You mean to tell me that a single LT can’t find out how to make a monthly payment and live in single housing or whatever? Color me shocked.
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Soulex posted:Also he said he had a 9-5 job which I’m assuming he meant military? You mean to tell me that a single LT can’t find out how to make a monthly payment and live in single housing or whatever?
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Soulex posted:Also he said he had a 9-5 job which I’m assuming he meant military? You mean to tell me that a single LT can’t find out how to make a monthly payment and live in single housing or whatever? I thought he was married. Maybe that came to an end as well after he was jacking off on camera for a gay porno site. About 12 years ago I managed adult store while putting myself through university, and there was a really popular line of solo male DVDs called like "Major Duke's Devil Dogs" or something like that. Judging from the covers, it was Marines with 6-pack abs jacking off in front of a camcorder. The media manager for the company I worked for was the gayest dude I know and he said they were some of the best solo work he'd ever seen. I guess they teach Marines to be able to operate when isolated from their squadmates but I didn't think they concentrated on that level of hand-to-head combat.
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