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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ehud posted:

Y'all pray for me

I hope that you can avoid the devil's liquor and the evils of delicious food.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

A Man and his dog posted:

*Takes Podium*

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. I present my case:

You guys to me are like a community. From all walks of life. I've laughed and cried in TFF. The ups and the downs of life.

I've learned some pretty awesome poo poo on here: From Ehuds awesome dogs and crazy old co worker, to Adolfs legal advice, to Mel and Fizz gains routine, to Leperfish being an encyclopedia, to Spokan teaching me about the west coast, intruder making me love the Astros, and Kallis immense knowledge of Football.

To all of you, great people and the journey of our lives goes on.

So, if you can vote yes that would be cool. If not no hard feelings.

Thank you for you're time and have a beautiful evening.

This is the defense for the jury, please read it and review the evidence including:

Athanatos posted:

If your next post doesn't have a picture of an artisan burrito and your username next to it, dont post in here again.

Either PM me your vote, or if you want it public toss it in a post and bold it so I can see it please.
Yes, RG3 can continue to post in the chat thread.
No, the ban continues.

Every RG3 post until the vote is concluded will count as a NO towards him.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Democrats have a fetish for losing and we cannot kink shame them.

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-10-18/democrats-plan-to-name-lobbyists-operatives-as-superdelegates

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

Tallahassee, FL.

For size reference, those are two 12" tortillas on the sides and two 10" tortillas in the middle. The megarito is really big.

:eyepop:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
The thread and these forums are a better place without RG3's bullshit. With the 1st pick in the RG3 Ban Draft, weird Asian candy selects:

No, the ban continues. Fullblock. gently caress Off University.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I've posted in other threads before, but if you come to my taco truck and identify yourself as a goon I'm going to make you whatever the hell you want.

Finally had one take me up on it and he thought it was a mighty fine burrito.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Why are we voting to keep RG3? What did he do this time?

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Bring your taco truck to Northeast Ohio and I'll be your best customer, tia

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
all I asked him to do is to post the loving artisanal burrito he promised so long ago for my vote.

If his next post isn't the burrito my vote is a NO

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

CyberPingu posted:

Why are we voting to keep RG3? What did he do this time?


Athanatos posted:

I'm guessing you got banned from discord again?

If you can convince the majority (7) of a Jury of your peers to say "Yes", then you can come back to the Chat thread:



There are your 12 angry men. You can have 1 post in this thread to plead your case to them, make it a good one. Votes can be sent to my PM box, or made in the thread if you prefer. Votes must be in before the Washington Redskins LOSE another game or the vote will be counted as a NO.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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CyberPingu posted:

Why are we voting to keep RG3? What did he do this time?

he was told to stay away from the chat thread, and couldn't stop himself from posting here after he got banned from discord

because he has no self-control and is a pitiful trainwreck of a human

Black Sunshine posted:

Bring your taco truck to Northeast Ohio and I'll be your best customer, tia

There's gotta be a good one here in Fort Lauderdale somewhere...

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Athanatos:

Leperflesh posted:

In the immortal words of Cain, I am not my brother's keeper. I hereby formally abstain. Hail Satan.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Athanatos posted:

If your next post doesn't have a picture of an artisan burrito and your usename next to it, dont post in here again.

I don't have a vote, but if I did I would have let him post again as long as he did this which seems ridiculously easy and I don't understand why he never did.

But really who can understand the mind of the RG3?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Ah lol...Yeah he's hosed.

Probably for the best. Dude could use some time off of the internet.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Spoeank posted:

all I asked him to do is to post the loving artisanal burrito he promised so long ago for my vote.

If his next post isn't the burrito my vote is a NO

You have my axe

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







My birthday is next weekend.

I’m taking this thing on the belt line in Atlanta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8pyqXSAo3Q

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I vote to keep RG3 in the chat thread just to be controversial.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
ALL HE HAD TO DO

WAS POST A loving BURRITO

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If I had any confidence that RG3 could go unbanned (for valid reasons) I'd vote to bring him back in. We've all been lovely posters at some point in our lives.

I got all my horrible posting out of my system at a DMB messageboard years ago.

But we all know RG3'll do something revolting the first chance he gets. It's not just that he's a bad poster, it's that the poo poo he does is probably illegal.

Fizfashizzle votes....


Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

FizFashizzle posted:

If I had any confidence that RG3 could go unbanned (for valid reasons) I'd vote to bring him back in. We've all been lovely posters at some point in our lives.

I got all my horrible posting out of my system at a DMB messageboard years ago.

But we all know RG3'll do something revolting the first chance he gets. It's not just that he's a bad poster, it's that the poo poo he does is probably illegal.

Fizfashizzle votes....




DMB message board...Christ

The only good thing they did was dump poo poo on people crossing the Chicago river

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hot Diggity! posted:

DMB message board...Christ

The only good thing they did was dump poo poo on people crossing the Chicago river

was that ufck or was that SA that got poo poo on?

I can't remember

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
FizFashizzle aka AntsMarching83

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Missed tool chat but I just wanna say the only router I know how to use provides wireless internet to my home

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

It's not just that he's a bad poster, it's that the poo poo he does is probably illegal.

Wait, what :stare:

I just thought he was last season's new troll, albeit more fun than AAC/LWB who I am still convinced is the same person using 2 accounts.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

FizFashizzle posted:

was that ufck or was that SA that got poo poo on?

I can't remember

Not sure!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

axeil posted:

Wait, what :stare:

I just thought he was last season's new troll, albeit more fun than AAC/LWB who I am still convinced is the same person using 2 accounts.

LWB Auto banned because FYAD made fun of his $20,000 floor.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

FizFashizzle aka AntsMarching83

TWO STEP IN THE RAIN

seriously i used to really like DMB

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

axeil posted:

Wait, what :stare:

I just thought he was last season's new troll, albeit more fun than AAC/LWB who I am still convinced is the same person using 2 accounts.

He openly admitted to spiking some girls drink

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

TWO STEP IN THE RAIN

seriously i used to really like DMB

I felt like I had to like them because my cousin's band toured with them as openers in like 1998 but I couldn't do it

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

He openly admitted to spiking some girls drink

what the fuuuuuuuuuuck :stare: :stare:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CyberPingu posted:

He openly admitted to spiking some girls drink

Yeah I mean who among us hasn't though...

...

Hopefully all of us.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The only proper time to spike a drink is to show respect and demand more drink.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

axeil posted:

what the fuuuuuuuuuuck :stare: :stare:

He also got angry that her friend managed to get her away from him before he could take her home

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

LWB Auto banned because FYAD made fun of his $20,000 floor.

Link to floor please

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spoeank posted:

I felt like I had to like them because my cousin's band toured with them as openers in like 1998 but I couldn't do it

What band? I probably saw them.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

guys the bride is Jewish and they just played Butterfly Kisses for the daughter/dad dance

it's a song that talks about a kid talking to Jesus as her dad puts her to bed

lol

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Ehud posted:

guys the bride is Jewish and they just played Butterfly Kisses for the daughter/dad dance

it's a song that talks about a kid talking to Jesus as her dad puts her to bed

lol

I was at a wedding once (peripherally, didn't know anyone) and the first song they played after things were official was "Before He Cheats"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a patagonian cavy posted:

I was at a wedding once (peripherally, didn't know anyone) and the first song they played after things were official was "Before He Cheats"

lol

right as the dance ended the DJ said

"The bride's grandpa Moses will now bless the breaking of bread" and dude prayed in Hebrew

Such an odd song choice.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I've heard couples say that Lips of an Angel is their song

It's a song about a guy who wishes he were still with his ex instead of his current girlfriend

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FizFashizzle posted:

What band? I probably saw them.

Sweet Vine.

This is the only song of theirs that ever made it to the radio

https://youtu.be/vZqdxMHgUcc

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







At a gay wedding in the Atlanta botanical gardens.

poo poo has not yet jumped off.

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