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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Brother Entropy posted:

real curious how these guys reconcile this train of thought with the incels bragging about getting 'neetbucks' and how having a job makes you a wagecuck

They don't

just lol if you are still looking for consistency

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
consistent thought is cope.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Brother Entropy posted:

real curious how these guys reconcile this train of thought with the incels bragging about getting 'neetbucks' and how having a job makes you a wagecuck

Here in northern Europe more than half of all children are born out of wedlock, and in this way Iceland is representative of the whole region. But then the Atlantic goes on to comment on a "culture of independent motherhood" and shows a bunch of photos of single mothers, which is pretty misleading: it gives the impression that 67% of the children are raised by single mothers, but in fact that is very, very far from the truth. Yes, the majority of children are born out of wedlock, but of those, the vast majority are living with both biological parents, but the parents are simply not officially wed. The societies are highly secularised and there are basically no economic benefit to being married, so many people choose long-term cohabitation over marriage, or indeed marrying later in life after some or all of the children had been born (I have a few friends who were guests at their own parents' weddings, for example)

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Oct 21, 2017

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!

FriggenJ posted:

One nitpick about what you were saying. It apparently is quite difficult for a lot of college-aged men to not rape people. A goodly percentage of people polled see nothing wrong with coercive sex or pushing past a "soft" no. It's a real problem that people think rape has to be the violent-stranger instead of someone who doesn't take no for an answer cause "she's just trying to be good" or people who don't get consent and just have sex with someone too terrified/worried to try to push them physically away.

Yeah, I mean, I see what you mean. I'm pretty far out of college age and this kind of thing still happens with my friends somehow. But getting annoyed about men being treated like rapists is probably one of the least offensive things incels have ever done, still.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
https://i.imgur.com/hwtVxTe.gifv

Awww, that's kinda sweet. But what does r/incels think?

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This is what sub8 males have to settle for. Ungrateful sub4 roasties who throw apples at you when you propose.

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Say bye to your house, children and part of your salary.

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Guy could easily be a Chad if he still had hair. Instead he has to settle for an abusive roastie. Incredible how easy it is to fall sub 8

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Rofl these cucks hav lowered their standards so much that clinically obese women are now "definately not fat". Pathetic.

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Dude she's obese as gently caress, I bet her BMI is over 35

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Such a disgusting fat slob. First she humiliates him by throwing an apple at his face, and then she thinks it's a good idea to steamroll him? Dude's gonna be rolling down the aisle as a paraplegic.

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Her thoughts: wtf, he ain't actually gonna propose here. oh, he's serious, i guess he has a good job and plans on buying a new car and house next year so if i divorce in a few years him i get 60% of it.
Proceeds to crush him .

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If you're dumb enough to want a land whale then you deserve a land whale.

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On top of littering, she crushed him like a grape after she jumped on him.

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Thats a loving landwhale cant stop eating for a second. Absolutely disgusting

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She didn't even flinch between literally throwing a masticated spittle infected apple dead at his head.

Imagine when they are married what she'll throw at this cuck.

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Get OUT you spineless cuckold. There is NOTHING cute about a 6/10 man MARRYING a 3/10 female. rear end in a top hat!

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Just for a second, try to imagine the backlash the man would face had he been the on to their an apple in the femoid's face there.

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What a hideous pig. Look at the way she trudges around like a loving beast, mouth agape

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This is very common in Australia and I think it is now in the UK too since Geordie Shore. drat that show really captured the stereotypes well. All the guys lift and look good, maybe they're a little douchey but they're all nice guys. Meanwhile all the girls eat junk and look disgusting then cover it all up with makeup and clothing and fake hair and they are the biggest bitches with the most horrible personalities yet still get whatever they want and act like spoilt brats whilst the GL guys chase them. Lol at our society.

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I am honestly saddened by this? he seems like he can do much better, why settle for some borderline land whale whose face is devoid of a chin?

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I think she threw the apple because deep down she can't believe that a 7.9 male is settling with a sub 4 roastie like herself. It's sad that sub 8 men have to basically have no standards because we live in a hypergamous society where sub 4 roasties call the shots.

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The guy is good looking. she's a fat disgusting pig. this is so unfair now she's gonna take his money too

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What a pathetic cuck to propose and then even tolerate getting an apple thrown at his head in response.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
no you guys dont understand
She's thicc

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Brother Entropy posted:

real curious how these guys reconcile this train of thought with the incels bragging about getting 'neetbucks' and how having a job makes you a wagecuck

the same way they reconcile ugly guys with faithful girlfriends: by ignoring it

Shanghaied posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hwtVxTe.gifv

Awww, that's kinda sweet. But what does r/incels think?

Hmmm I wonder who the real bitch is: the woman throwing the Apple or the guys who see a video of it and flip out

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Oct 22, 2017

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

My Linux Rig posted:

Hmmm I wonder who the real bitch is: the woman throwing the Apple or the guys who see a video of it and flip out

I mean it's pretty obvious from context that this is the sort of dumb joke that these two play on each other a lot, and he's completely unfazed by having an apple bounced off his dome, so I'm going with this video being solid, straight up :kimchi:

Especially the unstoppable tacklehug after she realises that he's not joking, goddamn son what a great vid

Of course the incels don't understand that there's relationships where this is the dynamic, I doubt they've ever eaten a drat sandwich with the crusts on it

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
That glomping hug is freakin' sweet :kimchi: The incel jealousy is just the sweet topping on top of the sundae.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

The thing that gets me is I can see being socially starved enough to misread the apple thing as bad, but almost all of them comment on the hug at the end as a negative thing, like... uh???

Also they're all calling her fat and she's really not, although I wouldn't call her skinny, and they're nitpicking at her eating an apple... in an apple orchard...

EDIT: Also they all decide he's a handsome adonis just unable to hit the 8/10 ranking without ever seeing his face, BUT while seeing his male-pattern baldness. Not that bald guys are ugly, but it's just a total reversal of their stupid rankings.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Somfin posted:

I doubt they've ever eaten a drat sandwich with the crusts on it
Pro burn

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

My Linux Rig posted:

the same way they reconcile ugly guys with faithful girlfriends: by ignoring it


Hmmm I wonder who the real bitch is: the woman throwing the Apple or the guys who see a video of it and flip out

Her, because she's a woman, according to the past 180 pages of examples from this thread.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

PetraCore posted:

EDIT: Also they all decide he's a handsome adonis just unable to hit the 8/10 ranking without ever seeing his face, BUT while seeing his male-pattern baldness. Not that bald guys are ugly, but it's just a total reversal of their stupid rankings.

Some incels seem to see women through an ugly filter (and some see men through a handsomeness filter, too). In a previous thread there was a picture of some normal-looking but slightly goofy Adam Sandler-ish guy with a beautiful girlfriend. They both looked happy. But anyway, I thought she was a very pretty girl, like actress-level.

I was expecting to see comments like "What is she doing with him?" like how is this lovely girl with this average guy. But the part I wasn't expecting was the comments were actually "What is this totally average 5/10 roastie doing with this handsome 8/10 man? This just proves women have it easy" etc.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think their opinions were out of whack with how the majority of people would perceive that couple. There is probably insight to be had as to why some incels would grade men higher on the attractiveness scale than seems warranted while docking women several points.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
They're misogynists. It's sour grapes for the women and jealousy for the men.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Where does the term "roastie" come from?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Shithouse Dave posted:

Where does the term "roastie" come from?

"roast beef vaginas", which they claim are caused solely by promiscuous sex

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Ziv Zulander posted:

"roast beef vaginas", which they claim are caused solely by promiscuous sex

Which comes from porn, the incels only source for human sexuality.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hahaha "roastie" I love it

are we pretending that girl he's proposing to isn't very fat though? I mean, he's bald... so I guess it's even.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

She's chubby and I wouldn't be attracted to her, but she's not anyone I'd give poo poo to unless I wanted to be a Mean Girl

navier-stoked
Aug 30, 2004

soy posted:

hahaha "roastie" I love it

are we pretending that girl he's proposing to isn't very fat though? I mean, he's bald... so I guess it's even.

She may have many positive qualities like "currently withholding kompromat" or "can crush an unopened soda can with one fist" or "is really nice."

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

soy posted:

are we pretending that girl he's proposing to isn't very fat though? I mean, he's bald... so I guess it's even.

No, she isn't? She's certainly not a slim-rear end supermodel, but she's certainly no hambeast- her build looks pretty normal to me

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ya I just don't see how there could maintain a healthy sexual relationship there for the rest of their lives together

which is a little sad, cause uh, divorces suck and stuff

CommissarMega posted:

No, she isn't? She's certainly not a slim-rear end supermodel, but she's certainly no hambeast- her build looks pretty normal to me

maybe oklahoma normal

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


soy posted:

hahaha "roastie" I love it

are we pretending that girl he's proposing to isn't very fat though? I mean, he's bald... so I guess it's even.

soy posted:

ya I just don't see how there could maintain a healthy sexual relationship there for the rest of their lives together

which is a little sad, cause uh, divorces suck and stuff


maybe oklahoma normal
gently caress off, rear end in a top hat

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

She's chubby but not overly so. Probably overweight in terms of BMI. Looks nice to me, though.

Like seriously if that's your metric for 'very fat' something's broken with your perspective.

MettleRamiel
Jun 29, 2005

Benny Harvey posted:

Hmm, the metal scene where I am is kind of the reverse. Very few women generally in fact.

Where are you from?

I was kind of thinking this too. I go to a metal show at least once a month and they are always sausage fests. Whenever my wife comes along she gets like six marriage proposals.

Also, I'm confident there are plenty of incels there. They're usually in the back, sitting.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.
So THAT'S what it means. It's been a gross mystery to me for a while, since I saw a few people use the term for women in general (from what I could tell) online somewhat recently. I assumed it was something really terrible, of course, because incels, and guessed it was probably porn/sex related somehow; my theory was something related to "spitroast", because of course incels assume all women are having threeways every day, just not with them. The correct answer is even worse and more ignorant, somehow.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Let's go into the woods and talk about bones and black pills!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPYiKPQPhc

Hope you like rambling!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ziv Zulander posted:

gently caress off, rear end in a top hat

The Incel is coming from inside the thread!

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

PetraCore posted:

She's chubby but not overly so. Probably overweight in terms of BMI. Looks nice to me, though.

Like seriously if that's your metric for 'very fat' something's broken with your perspective.

The dress she is wearing isn't doing her any favors. I suspect she's thinner than she looks there.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Shanghaied posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hwtVxTe.gifv

Awww, that's kinda sweet. But what does r/incels think?

this is hilarious and cute

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



MettleRamiel posted:

I was kind of thinking this too. I go to a metal show at least once a month and they are always sausage fests. Whenever my wife comes along she gets like six marriage proposals.

Also, I'm confident there are plenty of incels there. They're usually in the back, sitting.

Sucks to not be in the SF bay I guess?

Jokes on me, cost of living here is abysmal

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
She's a little fat; he's a little bald. Here's a couple finally going for its looksmatch and the incels still aren't satisfied.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Ziv Zulander posted:

"roast beef vaginas", which they claim are caused solely by promiscuous sex

gripping the steering wheel so tightly my knuckles turn white every time I drive by an Arby's

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

soy posted:

ya I just don't see how there could maintain a healthy sexual relationship there for the rest of their lives together

which is a little sad, cause uh, divorces suck and stuff


maybe oklahoma normal

Because... you need to be physically perfect in every conceivable way to maintain a healthy sexual relationship for the rest of your life?

Also this may be a surprise for you, but people don't necessarily choose the absolute best sex partners for long term relationships. Sex is important, but so are other things.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I guarantee the roast beff vageen is just a thing some women have and not something they get from hard sex

source: all teh hard sex I have with this woman and so far her vagiorno hasn't transformed into lunch meat

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Fartbox posted:

I guarantee the roast beff vageen is just a thing some women have and not something they get from hard sex

source: all teh hard sex I have with this woman and so far her vagiorno hasn't transformed into lunch meat

No dumbass, you don't get it from a lot of sex per se, but from a lot of sex with many different partners, because the female vagina can mould to the contours of a single penis through repeated intercourse and thus maintain its original shape, but cannot adapt to a wide range of penises.

(something some of these chucklefucks actually believe in. Someone was asking on r/incels like "wait, even if I marry a virgin and she never cheats on me, wouldn't she still become a roastie after repeated sex with me?", and they were like "nah bro, vaginas be like leather gloves or fines shoes".)

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
It works both ways, that's why Chad got a twizzler dick from all the Stacy vaginas squeezing and twisting his cock all day every day

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
gotta meet those stacys

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
new from the creators of Roasties come Stace-Ums

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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