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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

GrandpaPants posted:

Something about the way Elon Musk does things reminds me of kids playing in the backyard with all the enthusiasm afforded by imagination without the constraints of reality and practicalities.

Like it's basically Scientific Progress Goes Boink but with VC funding.

Also the part where he got married and divorced twice to the same woman and first attempted to date Amber Heard by emailing the director of a film she was acting in...while he was going through that second marriage (to the same woman; it was technically his third marriage total).

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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

blowfish posted:

and it's good :hellyeah:

i mean there's many terrible ways to burn cash but "let's build rockets" is not one of them even if a mars base doesn't end up being achievable in the near future
Ya I mean, if the alternative is Gates and Zuck using their massive wealth to slowly devolve public k-12 education into a for-profit scheme, then I will take zany rocket building and curiously implausible infrastructure projects any day.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cheese posted:

Ya I mean, if the alternative is Gates and Zuck using their massive wealth to slowly devolve public k-12 education into a for-profit scheme, then I will take zany rocket building and curiously implausible infrastructure projects any day.

What if Musk came up with a scheme encouraging STEM education by kids "volunteering" to "intern" at his "space sweatshopssummer camp", in lieu of school?

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

Lol I'm sure the NSA will be extremely cool about the rando company digging holes underneath their campus.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

A Man With A Plan posted:

Lol I'm sure the NSA will be extremely cool about the rando company digging holes underneath their campus.

National security is ripe for disruption.

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

Absurd Alhazred posted:

National security is ripe for disruption.

Thiel's already workin on it

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Absurd Alhazred posted:

National security is ripe for disruption.

Surveillr

Rndrer

Intrrogtr

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Weatherman posted:

Surveillr

Rndrer

Intrrogtr

Palantir is already a thing, unfortunately.

Curvature of Earth
Sep 9, 2011

Projected cost of
invading Canada:
$900

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Palantir is already a thing, unfortunately.

But Panopticon is still available!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Curvature of Earth posted:

But Panopticon is still available!

PanoptiCan - like Alexa, but somehow more Orwellian! :v:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Palantir is already a thing, unfortunately.

Ugh, I had managed to forget.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

WrenP-Complete posted:

Ugh, I had managed to forget.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Curvature of Earth posted:

But Panopticon is still available!

Panopto, my campus' website, has always struck me as weirdly named for a lecture recording service.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
If the hyper loop tunnels go bust can they be repurposed as a subway?

Edit. I just had an unicorn idea. A service that sends currated coupons for $3 a month. The real money would be if they can track the coupon usage, demographic info, and then sell the data.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Oct 21, 2017

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

2spooky4me

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Weatherman posted:

Surveillr

Rndrer

Intrrogtr

Torturing people to death has already been privatised

quote:

Guardian
Many CIA officers who participated in the black site torture program were later hired by Mitchell Jessen and Associates, which continued to bill the CIA millions of dollars for interrogation-related services long after the program ended.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


RandomPauI posted:

If the hyper loop tunnels go bust can they be repurposed as a subway?
Apartments for the poor!

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

RandomPauI posted:

Edit. I just had an unicorn idea. A service that sends currated coupons for $3 a month. The real money would be if they can track the coupon usage, demographic info, and then sell the data.

I'm pretty sure grocery store savings cards already do this for free.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Doggles posted:

Meanwhile Uber is starting to ask drivers to gamble with their earnings:
Uber is charging drivers to work



ahahahaha what in the gently caress, are all of uber's management decisions made by one guy panickedly pushing every button he can see hoping the thing doesn't crash

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Shugojin posted:

ahahahaha what in the gently caress, are all of uber's management decisions made by one guy panickedly pushing every button he can see hoping the thing doesn't crash
It's evil people all the way down. You have to accept the Dark Mark when you sign on.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

It's evil people all the way down. You have to accept the Dark Mark when you sign on.

Dark Mark is how the Facebook Inner Circle call him.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

sinky posted:

Torturing people to death has already been privatised
CHICago

:v:

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

MikeCrotch posted:

Well they also have their not-at-all sinister anti-ageing biotech company Calico which is notoriously silent about what the hell they are actually up to

Verily, their medical devices company, seems to be on track to produce actually useful, transformative tech.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

RandomPauI posted:

If the hyper loop tunnels go bust can they be repurposed as a subway?


The hyperloop tunnels are meant to be very long stretches of a rather narrow tube, in order that maintaining the partial vacuum is easier. You'd need to expand them greatly to turn them into viable long distance real train tunnels, in order to fit things like full size railcars and the associated infrastructure. And while you could make London Underground-style rather cramped subway usage out of them without expanding, you'd still need to carve out spaces every so often for stations to make those usable as a subway.

A separate issue is that for the West Coast proposals, most of the time the hyperloop is supposed to be on slightly elevated tracks that don't really need to be tunnels, but then a lot of the route is punching right through mountains on very long tunnels, and in some cases staying underground through populated areas just to keep a relatively level grade. And on the East Coast proposals, the tunnels would be rather deep underground to seek to ensure both relatively level grade on long stretches and avoid existing infrastructure in the cities which is often quite a ways underground already - existing tunnels in NYC that were built to have plenty of space to avoid hitting anything are themselves as much as 180 feet underground. So a lot of the lines will require very deep digging to add on a usable passenger stop that wasn't built with the system, especially on the east, but also for a fairly decent amount of the west route.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Anyway that's all moot, because by the time we get functional Hyperloops Elon Musk, perched upon his Golden Throne will have already stolen the patent from the BrundleFly IPO to develop teleportation technology to solve our transport needs*

*God-Emperor Musk is not liable for Cronenberg-level DNA merging accidents involved in telepod travel

BrundleFly! Disrupting DNA transport one ATCG sequence at a time!

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

:golfclap:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Twitter is finally promising to do *something* about revenge porn, hate speech, hidden upskirt cams, sexual harassment and organized calls for violence:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/twitter-has-a-timeline-for-stamping-out-revenge-porn-violent-tweets/

quote:

Here are some key dates on Twitter's safety timeline:

10/27: Non-consensual nudity like upskirt photos and hidden webcams will be banned.

11/3: Organizations and groups that advocate violence will be suspended.

11/3: Hate images and hate symbols will be barred, including in avatars and profile headers.

11/3: Unwanted sexual advances will become an explicit rule violation.

11/22: Hateful display names will be barred.

12/14: Content that "glorifies or condones acts of violence that result in death or serious physical harm" will be barred from Twitter. The company already removes content that "includes a violent threat or wishes of serious harm."

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Not too thrilled about that 11/3 item. What constitutes an "organization or group"? "Advocate" where, in what manner? "Violence" even in direct self-defense? It's big enough to drive a Panzer through.

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Oct 21, 2017

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Will be interesting to see if a Swastika falls under 12/14 terms!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gazpacho posted:

Not too thrilled about that 11/3 item. What constitutes an "organization or group"? "Advocate" where, in what manner? "Violence" even in direct self-defense? It's big enough to drive a Panzer through.

I can 110% guarantee that BDS gets banned the moment this hits.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


They've already given 12-hour bans to people who post things like "gently caress white men."

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Will be interesting to see if a Swastika falls under 12/14 terms!

I mean it very definitely falls under 11/3? I wonder if they'll count those loving frog emojis under that too.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Shugojin posted:

I mean it very definitely falls under 11/3? I wonder if they'll count those loving frog emojis under that too.

Probably not for frog emojis. I fully expect neonazis to double down on misappropriating benign symbols like the ok hand. If you ban those, you have to take a legitimate symbol out alongside it.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Trabisnikof posted:

Twitter is finally promising to do *something* about revenge porn, hate speech, hidden upskirt cams, sexual harassment and organized calls for violence:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/twitter-has-a-timeline-for-stamping-out-revenge-porn-violent-tweets/

I bet Donald Trump is still exempt tho.

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Arsenic Lupin posted:

They've already given 12-hour bans to people who post things like "gently caress white men."

You mean they've actually taken a stance against racism, not just minority racism? That's pretty rare these days.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Trabisnikof posted:

Twitter is finally promising to do *something* about revenge porn, hate speech, hidden upskirt cams, sexual harassment and organized calls for violence:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/twitter-has-a-timeline-for-stamping-out-revenge-porn-violent-tweets/

quote:

10/27: Non-consensual nudity like upskirt photos and hidden webcams will be banned.

How on loving earth was this ever allowed to begin with? :psyduck:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Rhesus Pieces posted:

How on loving earth was this ever allowed to begin with? :psyduck:

Previously only the person who is in the illegal upskirt or revenge porn could demand it be taken down, now twitter will take down any illegal upskirts or revenge porn they see.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
It's like they're new to the Internet.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


baquerd posted:

You mean they've actually taken a stance against racism, not just minority racism? That's pretty rare these days.

They aren't banning "racism". They're banning "hate speech". I distinguish between "gently caress X" and "Xs should die".

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Rhesus Pieces posted:

How on loving earth was this ever allowed to begin with? :psyduck:
Wasn’t there some legal loophole that meant upskirt photos and revenge porn weren’t technically even illegal? Perhaps that was only in the UK.

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