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Playing devil's advocate for a known rapist itt
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No, I just want the textbook to print his picture without getting sued.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:02
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fruit on the bottom posted:No, I just want the textbook to print his picture without getting sued.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:13
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Sestze posted:What I want in life is quite simple, brock turner's face to be inside of a chapter about the various heinous acts of rape that exist without providing any context. I want that too, but I also want him to not be able to do a goddamn thing about it.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:14
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put "allegedly" everywhere and then literally fire a pistol & the bullet goes into his heart and he never takes another breath just sayin lol
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Oct 21, 2017 22:37
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I'm not necessarily against the idea of 'PYF Ways To Murder Brock Turner' but perhaps we should get back to posting funny quotes. Also, I would set him on fire.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:42
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I believe drowning him in bleach would be the way to go. Cleanse his mortal body along with his immortal soul.
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Oct 21, 2017 22:45
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I think he should be matched with this fine specimen of British legal impartiality and then nature should be allowed to take its course. The course is 
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Oct 21, 2017 22:50
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"hark" says my vehement rear end
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Oct 21, 2017 22:53
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I think he should be matched with this fine specimen of British legal impartiality and then nature should be allowed to take its course. "Principally, at the age of 24 you have no previous convictions of any nature whatsoever" lmao good job
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Oct 21, 2017 23:02
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Brock Turner. A baseball bat. A thin condom full of broken glass and ghost peppers. A pair of very small, very sharp scissors. Don't mind me, just making a list of things for no apparent reason.
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Oct 21, 2017 23:03
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All valid suggestions, but, let's move along for real now.Besesoth posted:Those place names are pretty easy to pronounce once you figure out that the pronunciation has come decoupled from the root. "Gloucester" looks like it should be "glou" + "cester", right? That's where the word came from - the fort at Glevum, "Glevum" + "castrum". purple death ray posted:I was asleep by the second sentence in this post LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 00:39 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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Oct 21, 2017 23:40
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I think he should be matched with this fine specimen of British legal impartiality and then nature should be allowed to take its course. But what about men 
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Oct 21, 2017 23:47
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It's not easy at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOd3lwluQIw
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Oct 21, 2017 23:49
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Paladinus posted:It's not easy at all. This was revelatory. Thank you.
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Oct 22, 2017 00:01
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RandomFerret posted:Don't tell me you haven't heard of the popular japanese dating sim My Horse Prince this really speaks to me, its everything i love about SA Lyer has a new favorite as of 00:57 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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Oct 22, 2017 00:54
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I liked Roro's follow-up to that one. Roro posted:If life has taught me anything, it that you don't question horses that have the faces of men. You smile politely, nod once, then leave without ever looking back.
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Oct 22, 2017 01:15
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Does anybody have that quote about the most depressing thing ever being a man sitting alone in his kitchen in the predawn hours eating a single block of shredded wheat?
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Oct 22, 2017 02:15
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ArfJason posted:If being lame and retardedly gay were a guitar these two guys just played the solo to freebird
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Oct 22, 2017 03:38
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Paladinus posted:It's not easy at all. Man, how do you gently caress up a language named after you so badly?
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Oct 22, 2017 04:31
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A thousand years of linguistic evolution, that's how.
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Oct 22, 2017 05:59
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:A thousand years of linguistic evolution, that's how. Probably pronounced "lestic velshun" or something.
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Oct 22, 2017 06:01
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Bubblyblubber posted:"THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE" I scream, the bits of shattered baby all over the concrete floor.
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Oct 22, 2017 07:44
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This sounds like a lot of elaborate excuses for being really drunk.
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Oct 22, 2017 08:13
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Some people freeze sperm so they can have kids later in life. Others evidently make that choice a little too late.
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Oct 22, 2017 08:25
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Moon Slayer posted:Does anybody have that quote about the most depressing thing ever being a man sitting alone in his kitchen in the predawn hours eating a single block of shredded wheat? It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table. The man is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and he'll put on a tie when he's finished. Maybe he's not alone, it's just very early and his family is still asleep. He takes his spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. He feels his hunger, but he waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for him), he picks up his spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way he spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at his teeth and the soggy side on his tongue. As he chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When he has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. He does not raise the bowl to his lips to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, he sticks to his etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When he is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. He gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. He leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. He walks away to get his things, and then he leaves. The sun has not yet risen.
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Oct 22, 2017 09:23
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That sounds suspiciously like mockery of the fine Australian tradition of Weet-Bix.
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Oct 22, 2017 10:14
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Testekill posted:Rule number 1 of defending in any form of Football, always kill the ball. Karate Bastard posted:You would say that wouldn't you. im a sucker for name/post combos
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Oct 22, 2017 10:48
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The shredded wheat bricks make for poor dildos or good ones depending on your masochism.
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Oct 22, 2017 10:50
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Masochism level: shredded wheat.
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Oct 22, 2017 10:54
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Lyer posted:this really speaks to me, its everything i love about SA is this a loss edit?
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Oct 22, 2017 11:10
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Shredded wheat is awesome.
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Oct 22, 2017 11:42
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I ate a bowl of shredded wheat for breakfast. Without any milk.
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Oct 22, 2017 11:49
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shred wheat every day
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Oct 22, 2017 11:51
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Inescapable Duck posted:I ate a bowl of shredded wheat for breakfast. Have you taken leave of your senses??!
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Oct 22, 2017 12:24
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I liked Roro's follow-up to that one. Some people think that's an oddly specific response to a horse with the head of a man. To those people, I say "Neigh".
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Oct 22, 2017 13:16
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Horse puns are always funny
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Oct 22, 2017 13:26
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funmanguy posted:Horse puns are always funny maybe back in the 90s in a very famous tv show
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Oct 22, 2017 13:56
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Lots of horse puns in Full House?
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funmanguy posted:Lots of horse puns in Full House? Don't act like you don't know
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