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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Guy Mann posted:

It works both ways, that's why Chad got a twizzler dick from all the Stacy vaginas squeezing and twisting his cock all day every day

Weve been over this, Chads dick is reforged and strengthed by each vagina, like the steel of a katana being folded a thousand times Chads dick can if placed in a river bring any stacy floating by to orgasm.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Barudak posted:

Weve been over this, Chads dick is reforged and strengthed by each vagina, like the steel of a katana being folded a thousand times Chads dick can if placed in a river bring any stacy floating by to orgasm.

New info reveals that this happens only if the river has not been already claimed by a Slayer.

If a Slayer already owns that territory, the Stacy merely floats on past. She is on her way to the Slayer's palace, for all rivers and all roads in that land now lead them only to him.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
This is starting to sound like a killer game of Incels and Stacies.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

CommissarMega posted:

This is starting to sound like a killer game of Incels and Stacies.

Charisma is a dump stat cope.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Blurry Gray Thing posted:

New info reveals that this happens only if the river has not been already claimed by a Slayer.

If a Slayer already owns that territory, the Stacy merely floats on past. She is on her way to the Slayer's palace, for all rivers and all roads in that land now lead them only to him.

This Mad Max sequel is getting really weird but I'm intrigued.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Lol at the incel who has never been in a non-paid sex relationship and thinks he is getting a bargain by paying for sex workers. No way he is getting a better "deal" unless he is going with $5 crack whores.

I believe the majority of western women these days bring in their own income, and quite a few outearn their male partners. Those women who stay at home are usually raising children.

Trophy wives /mistresses where a man pays all of their upkeep (without any children in the picture) are a rarity. I don't even know any, but I do know a few women who support and/or outearn their husbands.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Yeah but do they not still expect men to pamper and treat them like princesses?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

"it's a man's world and that's the way I like it tee-hee"

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

I saw it on a tinder profile once.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Benny Harvey posted:

Yeah but do they not still expect men to pamper and treat them like princesses?

Benny Harvey posted:

"it's a man's world and that's the way I like it tee-hee"

Benny Harvey posted:

I saw it on a tinder profile once.

I think the percentage of women who expect to be treated like pampered princesses is much, much lower than what you are thinking it is.

When I see a statement like that, I can't help but think it's a not-so-subtle way of saying she's a golddigger. She's saying it up front on tinder probably to let guys know there is a financial aspect to a relationship with her. Or maybe she's just spoiled/immature and hasn't hit the real world yet.

I would advise avoiding any woman who makes such a statement like the plague. No good could come of it unless a relationship with completely unbalanced dynamics is your thing.

I think about the women I know whom I would call pampered, and the number is extremely small. Like maybe one out of dozens of women I know personally. And even that person is not a trophy wife who exists only to be pampered.

I work with in a professional environment with a high percentage of female co-workers - above 50%. They work as hard as their male counterparts and don't expect special favors.

Maybe my perspective of how hard-working women are is skewed toward the middle class. I think being a pampered princess is an expectation a woman can only realistically have if she is intent on relationships with men with lots of disposable income. That isn't what I would call middle class.

That's golddigger territory, and those types of women don't represent the average woman. They can't even possibly because the percentage of wealthy guys is too small to support that many.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


What is even the point of a girlfriend who doesn't just wanna hang out and smoke weed with you. Like wtf is this shopping poo poo ain't nobody got time for that

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

green chicken feet posted:

I think the percentage of women who expect to be treated like pampered princesses is much, much lower than what you are thinking it is.

When I see a statement like that, I can't help but think it's a not-so-subtle way of saying she's a golddigger. She's saying it up front on tinder probably to let guys know there is a financial aspect to a relationship with her. Or maybe she's just spoiled/immature and hasn't hit the real world yet.

I would advise avoiding any woman who makes such a statement like the plague. No good could come of it unless a relationship with completely unbalanced dynamics is your thing.

I think about the women I know whom I would call pampered, and the number is extremely small. Like maybe one out of dozens of women I know personally. And even that person is not a trophy wife who exists only to be pampered.

I work with in a professional environment with a high percentage of female co-workers - above 50%. They work as hard as their male counterparts and don't expect special favors.

Maybe my perspective of how hard-working women are is skewed toward the middle class. I think being a pampered princess is an expectation a woman can only realistically have if she is intent on relationships with men with lots of disposable income. That isn't what I would call middle class.

That's golddigger territory, and those types of women don't represent the average woman. They can't even possibly because the percentage of wealthy guys is too small to support that many.

Well, yeah.

In all her profile pictures she was dressed as Harley Quinn.

She also may or may not have specified 6'+ only.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Best Giraffe posted:

What is even the point of a girlfriend.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Benny Harvey the sabbath is a day of rest. we put our work away, our suffering away, our trolling away... and we enjoy God.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

OK. I'm sorry that I posted yesterday.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Best Giraffe posted:

What is even the point of a girlfriend who doesn't just wanna hang out and smoke weed with you. Like wtf is this shopping poo poo ain't nobody got time for that

This guy gets it.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Benny Harvey posted:

Well, yeah.

In all her profile pictures she was dressed as Harley Quinn.

She also may or may not have specified 6'+ only.

oh no a single woman is awful, this must mean they are all awful

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
QueerTears loses their collective minds when we go private. Remember guys, this is what normal people do. They sit at r/incels all day on their fat asses and never go outside, and literally almost die when their cope is taken away from them.

The self awareness is strong with this one.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

My Linux Rig posted:

oh no a single woman is awful, this must mean they are all awful

Benny Harvey is no Unholy Ghost.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

"Lol these idiots are hiding again after we kept laughing at them"

"LOOK UPON THE WEEPING CHADS AND ROASTIES MY INCEL BROTHERS! SEE HOW OBSESSED AND WEIRD THEY ARE????"

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

My Linux Rig posted:

oh no a single woman is awful, this must mean they are all awful

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

oh no, they called me a queer, my precious masculinity will never recover from this

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Can't believe Benny Harvey can't get laid in Glasgow lmao

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Bozza posted:

Can't believe Benny Harvey can't get laid in Glasgow lmao

Given what you have seen from him, would you bang him?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i think benny harvey is eeyore irl

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
fun fact: the author of ready player one is an incel type

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

noether posted:

fun fact: the author of ready player one is an incel type



legalize suicide for the mentally ill imo

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

What's ready player one?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Benny Harvey posted:

Yeah but do they not still expect men to pamper and treat them like princesses?

I don't know how it is in America but in basically all my dates with Swedish women here they insist on paying for their own drinks, food etc. Sometimes I'll insist to pay for them because I really like them but usually they take care of their own business - sometimes they pay for me as well :allears:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Fartbox posted:

What's ready player one?

A book about video games for virgins

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

noether posted:

fun fact: the author of ready player one is an incel type



He's a loser who would be right at home in Randall Munroe's private ballpit but he's not involuntarily celibate.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Plus there's a ton of geek porn and a ton of porn with dominant women.

In this day and age there is porn of everything but the above categories aren't even rare, they're everywhere

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Fartbox posted:

What's ready player one?

a book about a future where everyone is obsessed with all the pop culture the author likes and that's presented as cool and good, because he's one of those insanely boring nerds who can only define himself with what media he ingests

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Fartbox posted:

What's ready player one?

it's a moderately popular cyberpunk book about a zillionaire indie game dev who hid his fortune in his insanely popular mmo that literally everyone plays. it basically reads like what would happen if a redditor tried to write snow crash fanfiction.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Do you remember the 80s? Now, do you want to be reminded of the 80s? That's Ready Player One.

Bag of Hamsters
Jul 12, 2006

Gimme yer frickin pancreas

I needs it for reasons.

Fartbox posted:

What's ready player one?

The manbaby version of Twilight.

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Brother Entropy posted:

a book about a future where everyone is obsessed with all the pop culture the author likes and that's presented as cool and good, because he's one of those insanely boring nerds who can only define himself with what media he ingests

It's not even that. Dude has like a Wikipedia level knowledge of most of these media subjects. It's like he claims an Ulillillia style mastery of Bubsy 3D but he's only watched clips of glitch speedruns.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
my dad was raving about that book for months when it came out, but then he lent it to me over spring break or something and I had to stop after the first dialogue scene. the author just straight up has no idea how high schoolers talk to eachother, it's astounding.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


noether posted:

fun fact: the author of ready player one is an incel type


Nah, that's a Nice Guy.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Palpek posted:

Nah, that's a Nice Guy.

Exactly. He 100% believes he's doing the whole good guy feminist thing by not objectifying or fetishizing women in the normal way society does, without realizing he's still objectifying and fetishizing them, possibly even more than society at large does. And more than that the whole thing is self centered about how this is a virtue of his.

Probably loves Joss Whedon, too.

chumbler fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Oct 23, 2017

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