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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

That is definitely mochi with walnuts and they look delicious.

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
It might be that goopy konjak stuff?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ceciltron posted:

It might be that goopy konjak stuff?

Still down. Love me some of that, too.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo


https://www.fastcompany.com/3054886/engineering-a-vegan-steak-even-a-carnivore-would-love

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Goggles Lady," I said huskily, my fingers working into the folds of her crisp lab coat, "feed me the floor mat from your 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am."

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Wouldn't it be easier to just eat brownie batter?

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Is brownie batter vegan, gluten free, non-GMO though, huh?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



A decision was made.

A series of decisions was made.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Probably would not eat the saved slice at the first anniversary.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:



A decision was made.

A series of decisions was made.

I'll bet they even went to 3 different places for each tier so that they didn't pay one place the huge markup they put on a cake if it's a "wedding" cake

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Never forget.



Happy Sunday!

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Whatever that is, i hate it SO MUCH

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
The raw onion and cucumbers make me think raw kibbeh, in which case would, all of it, possibly dying in the process.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Ignite Memories posted:

Whatever that is, i hate it SO MUCH

It's fish jizz sacks. Happy eating!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

subpar anachronism posted:

It's fish jizz sacks. Happy eating!

Nature's Gushers brand fruit snacks

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
cod cum sushi is good as hell

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was thinking tripes but instead I learned that a: fish have cum sacks and b: people want to eat them.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

sexpig by night posted:

cod, cum, sushi are good as hell

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
1. Take a Miltown.
2. Go to Milt Town.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

:yeah:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bloom posted:

cod, cum, sushi

wham balam

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


“This steak is made entirely of vegetables! Can you tell?”

Yes, that looks like compressed paste. Clean your goggles.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
It looks like instead of newspaper comic strips, they peeled Silly Putty away from a New York strip. An immaculate transfer

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

“This steak is made entirely of vegetables! Can you tell?”

Yes, that looks like compressed paste. Clean your goggles.

The goggles are also made of vegetables

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
This Vegan Steak is Made Entirely of Wood Pulp and It's Blowing Scientists' Minds

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

chitoryu12 posted:

“This steak is made entirely of vegetables! Can you tell?”

Yes, that looks like compressed paste. Clean your goggles.
I want anyone who doesn't feel like clicking the link to realize that this:

Was the glamour shot of the cooked steak that they chose. This is as good as professional photographers can make this product look.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

NorgLyle posted:

I want anyone who doesn't feel like clicking the link to realize that this:

Was the glamour shot of the cooked steak that they chose. This is as good as professional photographers can make this product look.

That is a Star Wars monster.


FULL loving ENGLISH, BITCHES

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I can not wait for lab grown meat, it's going to own. Solid New York strip slabs of absolutely perfect marbeling, no gristle, no thick strips of fat, no contamination possibilities because it isn't attached to an animal or its digestive tract.

I am hella confused why people (not anyone here) are weirded out by lab meat. Have they seen factory meat prep??

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

KakerMix posted:

I can not wait for lab grown meat, it's going to own. Solid New York strip slabs of absolutely perfect marbeling, no gristle, no thick strips of fat, no contamination possibilities because it isn't attached to an animal or its digestive tract.

I am hella confused why people (not anyone here) are weirded out by lab meat. Have they seen factory meat prep??

I like the alt-meats but I think the main thing is that you can't ever make 'we pressed plants together to make meat and flavored it' look as good as the real thing without dumping a bunch of dyes and poo poo in it, so selling it as "MMM MMM YOU'D BE SHOCKED TO LEARN THIS BEAUTIFUL STEAK IS PLANT SMASHINGS" is dumb when anyone can go 'I'm very much not shocked'.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:



A decision was made.

A series of decisions was made.

A series of bad decisions were made.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

KakerMix posted:

I can not wait for lab grown meat, it's going to own. Solid New York strip slabs of absolutely perfect marbeling, no gristle, no thick strips of fat, no contamination possibilities because it isn't attached to an animal or its digestive tract.

I am hella confused why people (not anyone here) are weirded out by lab meat. Have they seen factory meat prep??

Oh yeah, I’m incredibly excited for the perfect meat to be available cheap without a single animal needing to die for it. I would probably switch over to lab-grown meat completely if that existed.

That is not meat. That is mashed paste.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

FULL loving ENGLISH, BITCHES


This is a travesty.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

That is a Star Wars monster.


FULL loving ENGLISH, BITCHES


Is this served with an immersion blender?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I'll have a jar of breakfast and a cutting board of coffee, please.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I made the next evolution of spoopy squash: stew in a pumpkin. All day recipe, but you end up with super soft pumpkin meat in your stew it is SO GOOD.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Oh yeah, I’m incredibly excited for the perfect meat to be available cheap without a single animal needing to die for it. I would probably switch over to lab-grown meat completely if that existed.

That is not meat. That is mashed paste.

Same here. Despite all the positives of lab grown meat, like it's hygienic nature and being cruelty free and all, it just REALLY appeals to the SF dork in me.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Bring on the lab slabs!

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Man, if you think synthetic diamonds got done dirty by the creepy colonialist weirdos who run the diamond market just wait until you see what Smithfield rolls out the first time someone tries to market the first styrofoam tray of lab-grown sausage. You'll see more 'concerned' 'mothers' on TV talking about Frankenfoods and it will be another example of the capitalist ruling class laughing themselves to the bank while they harness the hilarious ignorance of the greens.

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I just hope they can grow it without alpha1,3galactose in it.

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