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super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

"im not retarded! im not retarded!!", i continue to insist as my hands slowly shrink and i transform into a fat rotten pumpkin.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:04

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:44

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Even thinking about cake makes you crave same sex rooting of the most debased variety

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:04

Tax Inductions: Jul 9, 2007; I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Blast of Confetti posted:

i googled cowboy hat government lady and got wilson so don jr is about as bright and capable of surviving the modern world as his dad

Not being able to tell black people apart is Virtue Signalling for the base

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:06

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/106431713835614208

First response has a lot of flotus boob

I don�t understand this timeline at all

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:07

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Big Beef City posted:

Even thinking about cake makes you crave same sex rooting of the most debased variety

What if I don't like cake but love depraved gay sex anyway?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:07

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Look at the date on Don Jr's tweet.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:15

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

your president, donanald jeb trumpump, appears to be a total moron driven purely by the need to feed his own ego

:hmbol:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 20:31

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

I don�t understand this timeline at all

Imagine if the the rich families from those Purge movies actually got into the White House.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:00

cnut: May 3, 2016

bloom posted:

What if I don't like cake but love depraved gay sex anyway?

I'll eat the cake and you can have depraved gay sex. It's a win-win!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:01

graham cracker: Mar 8, 2004; "There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."

Let them eat cake, then have gay sex.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:05

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:05

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Don’t sue my shop / My Masterpiece Cakeshop / I wouldn’t make / A wedding cake for men / If you sue my shop / My Masterpiece Cakeshop / I may never bake / Another cake again.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKLyOuF_kkY

Not respecting the freedom of marriage in this country? Take away their cake licence

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:06

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Jestery posted:

Not respecting the freedom of marriage in this country? Take away their cake licence

need a license for a cake but not for a gun. What a country!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:26

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Egbert Souse posted:

Imagine if you thought you were going to hell for baking a cake for a gay couple

Look, the Lord is a vengeful God and has very clear instructions re. homocakes. It's right there in the Bible, plain as day. No, I'm not going to cite chapter and verse, do your own homework, dammit.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:27

moosetoucher: Jul 11, 2017; heck. heckin heck.

Trump/NFL:

"A chariot fighter called Porius drew such tremendous applause for freeing his slave in celebration of a victory at the games that Caligula indignantly rushed from the amphitheatre. In doing so he tripped over the fringe of his robe and pitched down the steps, at the bottom of which he complained that the most powerful race in the world seemed to take greater notice of a gladiator's trifling gesture than of all their deified emperors, even the one still among them."

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:36

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

moosetoucher posted:

Trump/NFL:

"A chariot fighter called Porius drew such tremendous applause for freeing his slave in celebration of a victory at the games that Caligula indignantly rushed from the amphitheatre. In doing so he tripped over the fringe of his robe and pitched down the steps, at the bottom of which he complained that the most powerful race in the world seemed to take greater notice of a gladiator's trifling gesture than of all their deified emperors, even the one still among them."

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:37

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Chernobyl baby posted:

Ok if I was gay man I would order a cake from these people claiming it's for a straight wedding, then upon receiving it replace the toppers with 2 men and scream AAAAHAHA I TRICKED YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL NOW in their face

It's one thing to refuse service. If they want to turn down legal tender because gays are icky to them that's fine and I would take my business elsewhere

It's a whole other thing to make a spectacle out of yourself over it. Are THE LIBZ forcing them to sell their cakes to gays anyway or is this a massive overreaction to people calling them mean?

wait what if you were a gay wedding planner planning a straight wedding. Would he still not sell the cake?

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:43

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Being a baker is one of the most manliest of the professions, after steel worker or maybe sailor

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:44

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Jel Shaker posted:

Being a baker is one of the most manliest of the professions, after steel worker or maybe sailor

A real man operates a flour mill and smokes ten packs a day.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 21:50

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

They should be pumping out a Purge movie every month to scratch the itch this world leaves me with.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:08

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/106431713835614208

First response has a lot of flotus boob

*equips Twitter SCUBA gear*

edit:

Hahahahahaha I bring you things raised fresh by bluebirds from the ocean floor:

My incredibly smoothed and gelled brain:

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Oct 22, 2017

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:11

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Nice tiddies Jr.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:27

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Sarah Huckabee is ugly on the inside , big difference

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:28

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Jel Shaker posted:

Sarah Huckabee is ugly on the inside , big difference

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:33

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

Avirosb posted:

Lol I�ve been trumped

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:39

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

They should be pumping out a Purge movie every month to scratch the itch this world leaves me with.

I liked it when theater audience cheered at the scene which had the crucified wall street banker.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:41

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Avirosb posted:

holy corpulent lol

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:54

cnut: May 3, 2016

Waffle House posted:

Love the Cult 45 lmao

# ? Oct 22, 2017 22:57

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Avirosb posted:

# ? Oct 22, 2017 23:14

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Lesson learned today: Comment on a post related to an alt-right dirtbag = receive death threats from people with the spelling and punctuation skills of a 1st grader.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 23:24

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Well, this cancer is spreading quickly.

Czech President holds up machine gun marked �for journalists� during press conference

https://thinkprogress.org/czech-president-holds-up-machine-gun-marked-for-journalists-095d31fe562a

quote:

The President of the Czech Republic, Milos Zeman, crudely insulted reporters by showing off a replica AK-47 with the inscription �for journalists� � less than a week after an investigative journalist in Malta was killed by a car bomb.

Zeman�s stunt on Friday aren�t the first time he�s made incendiary remarks towards the press. He has previously referred to journalists as �manure� and �hyenas.� In May, he shared a joke with Vladimir Putin that some of the journalists at an event he was at needed to be �liquidated�

# ? Oct 22, 2017 23:49