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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Why isn't the old bitch tweeting? I'm getting the shakes here.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Are there Vegas lines that you can bet on what Trump tweets about first any given day?

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Chief McHeath posted:

Are there Vegas lines that you can bet on what Trump tweets about first any given day?

The showrunners at Fox & Friends would know what he'll tweet about lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/922070148802105349

MACA

Make America Christian Again

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/922428118685581313

My 401k, that I contribute to with my own money, is a tax break, lol

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/922428118685581313

My 401k, that I contribute to with my own money, is a tax break, lol

Yes, the deductability of certain savings plans is a tax break.

Which is why you should do it.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

bloom posted:

Never admitting he's wrong about anything, no matter how meaningless it is or how obviously wrong, is pretty much Trump's most defining characteristic. Saying that he could have salvaged the phone call by saying he misspoke is like saying a different person could have salvaged it. Of course a different person, perhaps one with the tiniest shred of humility or empathy would never have hosed it up so bad in the first place.

He learned this from Roy Cohn who is the man he worshiped probably more than his father. He was commonly described as a reptile or the most repulsive man you could ever meet. Big time NY mob lawyer who helped defend Trump when he got in trouble for not letting African Americans rent apartments in his building. He taught trump to always attack and never apologise. Like when he countersued for 100 mil for the apartments. Trump settled out of court and had to report monthly how many minorities we living in he buildings to the government.

Anyhow, I won't ever get tired of McCain dunking on Trump. Sad it took cancer for him to find his backbone

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/922428118685581313

My 401k, that I contribute to with my own money, is a tax break, lol

:lol: because that 401k money is managed by kickback corporatists and it won't be there in the future because the stock market will tank

:smithicide:


Raged posted:

He learned this from Roy Cohn who is the man he worshiped probably more than his father. He was commonly described as a reptile or the most repulsive man you could ever meet. Big time NY mob lawyer who helped defend Trump when he got in trouble for not letting African Americans rent apartments in his building. He taught trump to always attack and never apologise. Like when he countersued for 100 mil for the apartments. Trump settled out of court and had to report monthly how many minorities we living in he buildings to the government.

Anyhow, I won't ever get tired of McCain dunking on Trump. Sad it took cancer for him to find his backbone

I find humor in it, that you need brain cancer to be on Donny's level.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Yes, trusting the man who got the nickname "the king of debt", has had most of his businesses fail, boasts about not paying taxes and seems to not understand the difference between private money on Wall Street and public money with national debt, this is truly the man who should look after money.

A casino is a bullding where people willingly come, give you all their money for little to no reward, leave and then do it again. And he bankrupted one.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost



https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/920968846344847361


1600 years ago Saint Augustine warned us that Ken Ham and all Christian fundamentalists are embarassing retards

quote:

Reckless and incompetent expounders of holy Scripture bring untold trouble and sorrow on their wiser brethren when they are caught in one of their mischievous false opinions and are taken to task by those who are not bound by the authority of our sacred books. For then, to defend their utterly foolish and obviously untrue statements, they will try to call upon Holy Scripture for proof and even recite from memory many passages which they think support their position, although “they understand neither what they say nor the things about which they make assertion.”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I have this feeling that "No 401K changes" is going to be Trump's version of "You will be able to keep your doctor."

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/922428137857679360

Oh boy I can't wait for Donny to go on the attack directly against the widow.

Also uhh MAGA I guess?
https://twitter.com/stevesilberman/status/922292828734046208

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/922440008971292672

Lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

beaten

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Getting rid of disabled people means that American is on average better. MAGA.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

ahaha

is this one of Trumps saddest POTUS tweets? I think it's one of his saddest.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
That's just depressing

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





the little pissbitch

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Calling a crying war widow a liar is the Donald Trump version of denouncing white supremacism.

It’s his Bizarro-Slam Dunk

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

lmao "NUH UH I TOTALLY KNEW HIS NAME AND SPOKE PERFECTLY!"

Bust Rodd posted:

Calling a crying war widow a liar is the Donald Trump version of denouncing white supremacism.

It’s his Bizarro-Slam Dunk

Any other politician ever: I can't do it, it would destroy my career.
Donny: *human being dog grin*

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Even Krang can't keep ahead of the parody curve without reality catching up. :smith:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/920693665110032384

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/922440008971292672

I'm putting this here again as a challenge for anybody to find a sadder post-election tweet from Trump. I can't personally think of a dumber, worse tweet than this one but Trump is pretty good at deluging us with retardations to the point where it is legitimately hard to remember who stupid things he's said.

Edit - maybe his Comey tweets were dumber? They may have had more long-term repercussions... I don't know you guys it's tough to say.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Oct 23, 2017

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/922441669135556609

:sweep:

Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Oct 23, 2017

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/status/920968846344847361


1600 years ago Saint Augustine warned us that Ken Ham and all Christian fundamentalists are embarassing retards

Wtf I'm so mad a dude from 1600 years ago can dunk on hypocrites way harder than I ever could.

Pokemon OH SNAP!
Oct 17, 2004

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

1600 years ago Saint Augustine warned us that Ken Ham and all Christian fundamentalists are embarassing retards

Catholics aren't True Christians and sainthood is idolatry.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Hello Mrs. La David Johnson, whose name I am fully aware of.

This is Donald Trump, the President of the United States. How are you doing today? You probably already know why I'm calling - your husband is dead. He died doing what he loved - taking orders from me. And trust me, they were really great orders, he only died because he wasn't as good a solider as I would be. Pew pew pew! That's me shooting a gun!

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Chernobyl baby posted:

Wtf I'm so mad a dude from 1600 years ago can dunk on hypocrites way harder than I ever could.

People back then we’re shorter and also I don’t think basketball existed yet.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/922438808989290497

He is also asking for soundproof room at EPA and 24-7 security detail.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Can you imagine if Obama had done even literally 10% of the crazy stuff Trump has done or said so far?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Megyn Kelly is absolutely eviscerating Bill O'Reilly on her morning show right now lmao

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

do u know jenny posted:

Megyn Kelly is absolutely eviscerating Bill O'Reilly on her morning show right now lmao

lol. Last week she's loving dancing with Hoda and this week she's back to pretending she's a journalist.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah gently caress her, she's part of the reason why everything's all hosed

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



What the gently caress is this childish poo poo. Jesus Christ.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Blast of Confetti posted:

yeah gently caress her, she's part of the reason why everything's all hosed

Can't wait till NBC realises that her crap ratings aren't going to get and better and they show her the door.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
he lies with the tact of a 10 year old

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Tiny Lowtax posted:

What the gently caress is this childish poo poo. Jesus Christ.

He can't shut up about anything directed at him. Not saying anything at all would be a massive improvement.

Gen Kelly can go gently caress himself for defending this oval office.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Raged posted:

He can't shut up about anything directed at him. Not saying anything at all would be a massive improvement.

Gen Kelly can go gently caress himself for defending this oval office.

Trump is so hosed up that I think at some point somebody said "Mr President if you bringing attention to these issues like you're doing, people will continue to focus on them" and his hosed up antagonistic brain was like "I'LL loving SHOW YOU WHO'S WRONG" and here we are: Trump is again bringing back attention to something that any other leader in the world wouldn't have any issue doing whatsoever: a comforting phone call to somebody who lost their son or husband in battle.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/markknoller/sta...%3D1707%23pti33

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