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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
14 INCH FROGGO

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Princess blubberlumps update:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE




:toot:

Bonus shop dogge

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
What broke?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Trailer tire had a screw in it. Then the found one of the studs had some chewed up threads

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

ExplodingSims posted:

Trailer tire had a screw in it. Then the found one of the studs had some chewed up threads

That's what you get for letting 14 near the threads

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Robots hosed his nuts up

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Is he angry? =/

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Now it's raining lol

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Correction, shop dogges

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003






Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Just got Robots to roll the windows down in the rain

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

DICK DICER posted:

Just got Robots to roll the windows down in the rain

Clear an open air campfire of 26 people, then we'll talk.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

extreme_accordion posted:

Clear an open air campfire of 26 people, then we'll talk.

I still think making my friend whip around during a power man 5000 show and mouth out "what the gently caress dude" midway through Worlds Collide from 30 feet away is up there

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

DICK DICER posted:

I still think making my friend whip around during a power man 5000 show and mouth out "what the gently caress dude" midway through Worlds Collide from 30 feet away is up there

*hands you the keys to valhalla*

gramaaaaaarz

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So we've pretty much been getting chased by a rain cloud that's been following us the entire day

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Stopped a rest stop since someone failed to steal the pancake printer.

The have a combination diner/gas station/tattoo parlor/ fireworks store.

And a separate boot store on tip that.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE




70 Oz of gravy :stare:




70 OZ OF GRAVY

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

ExplodingSims posted:



70 Oz of gravy :stare:




70 OZ OF GRAVY

New thread title right here.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

ExplodingSims posted:



70 Oz of gravy :stare:




70 OZ OF GRAVY

Well... how was it?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

ExplodingSims posted:



70 Oz of gravy :stare:




70 OZ OF GRAVY

Is it just a crank-driven compressor stuck into a tank of gravy with a hose attached?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w66tiuWZjFE

Here is video of the gravy challenge, it is a lot of gravy.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


DesperateDan posted:

Well... how was it?

I told Dave if he orders the Liver and Onions here he doesn't get to ride inside anymore

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

This storm is no poo poo following us Dave across the country. Every time we stop it catches us and we drive through it again.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

angryrobots posted:

This storm is no poo poo following us Dave across the country. Every time we stop it catches us and we drive through it again.



I'd just like to point out how people declared me manic and insane when I claimed I could control the weather

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You should harness the wind of the storm to help the MPG.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Elephanthead posted:

You should harness the wind of the storm to help the MPG.

There's only so much wind I'm able to harness in this truck at any given time

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)




Well, you're not NOT licking toads :discourse:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Jesus. 300 posts in here in 2 days?
Oh. poo poo. Why do I pick this weekend to ignore the thread?

gently caress yeah, y'all.
The victory dance was especially enthralling.


spog posted:

How is that not exciting?
It's a marvel of the modern age

Add a pair of tits to it and you've got my perfect sunday morning

Gotta admit, I actual did laugh out loud for that.


And that.

DICK DICER posted:

Now picture the convoluted emergency room explanation

...aaaannd that.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/QwazwJCSTIQ

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

WHICH WAY MADNESS posted:

Trying to determine the perfect car/story crossover word to sum up the thread thus far, and so far it's either a (Nissan) Quest, or an (Honda) Odyssey. It certainly has been an interesting (Dodge) Journey nonetheless!

I dunno, it sounds like they've all done their Civic duty. This was the catalyst to get Dave out of methville, it really brought his Soul back. I bet he's glad to be making his way out of the Frontier by now, but the man is truly a Legend at this point.

Dagen H posted:

I hear they love company

We could start a company... and make misery.

ExplodingSims posted:

The have a combination diner/gas station/tattoo parlor/ fireworks store.

That sounds pretty much as stereotypical MURIKA as you can get.

So what'd you get inked?

DICK DICER posted:

There's only so much wind I'm able to harness in this truck at any given time

It sounds like you're harnessing plenty of it already. :v:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue5QyDZXyzQ

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

So what'd you get inked?

Hansolio
Nov 4, 2009

I W A N T M Y M T V

ExplodingSims posted:

Stopped a rest stop since someone failed to steal the pancake printer.

The have a combination diner/gas station/tattoo parlor/ fireworks store.

And a separate boot store on tip that.

In this part of western PA we call that a whore shack. For enough money you can get whatever you want.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
In illinois now

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ExplodingSims posted:



70 Oz of gravy :stare:


70 OZ OF GRAVY

DesperateDan posted:

Well... how was it?

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Is it just a crank-driven compressor stuck into a tank of gravy with a hose attached?

I think y'all are missing the more important thing in the fine print, which is that they apparently need 12 hours notice to prepare this monstrosity. So if you're gonna do this challenge, you've got 12 hours to prepare/consider the life decisions you've made that led you to this point.

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Galler
Jan 28, 2008


DICK DICER posted:

In illinois now

Good luck on making a speedy escape from this hell hole.

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