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Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



TheAgent posted:

goddammit I forgot the new asscreed game is coming out friday too

gently caress you life

I need more goddamn time
Does it actually look good? It sounded cool but I don't pay attention

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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Hey, remember that time when the VP of Marketing had a conversation with a customer that made her look so bad that an entire community started to defend her and act like she was being persecuted? And in doing so they ignored hilariously egregious statements like how, if the game was delivered at the original scope, it would have been a "poo poo game"?

Fun times.

I remember! :)

Though I think the best part was that she was still invested in the success of CIG at the time instead of her failed acting career, so within a week they purged all email from all systems. It was magic.

I bet they haven’t done another “delete everything!” purge since then. Got to protect Number One, and of CIG is good at anything, it’s making sure a select few people are untouchable and massively profitable.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

ManofManyAliases posted:

Why would it be in the LoD manual?

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Solarin posted:

we all know you are A Bad Person beer and that's really what matters here

No arguments here.

The Titanic posted:

I remember! :)

Though I think the best part was that she was still invested in the success of CIG at the time instead of her failed acting career, so within a week they purged all email from all systems. It was magic.

I bet they haven’t done another “delete everything!” purge since then. Got to protect Number One, and of CIG is good at anything, it’s making sure a select few people are untouchable and massively profitable.

Oh yeah, they did nuke the entire CS database shortly after, didn't they?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

The Titanic posted:

Just curious but is anybody able to tell if these are the same ones from GamesCom or different?

I don’t care that much, but it’s just another thing.

I guessing they buy new every time to squeeze 1 last FPS out of the stream

Might get to 10 this time

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Spiderdrake posted:

Does it actually look good? It sounded cool but I don't pay attention


I was like "meh" but it sold me on exploring the entire country of Egypt and having a cool falcon pal I can fly around with

combat looks more Soulsy as well

I just wrapped up Shadow of War so a 3rd person exploration game is right up my alley

also destiny 2 on pc is kinda amazing, it runs beautifully

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe
Honestly if you think about it we have been wrong about Star Citizen for years now. We say it can't be done or that its collapsing and they're still trucking.

Every day CIG is open is a brutal own on us goons.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

History Comes Inside! posted:

Has anyone who wasn't out actually climbing something had a reason to have a loving caribiner on their person ever at any point in the history of mankind?

I did! Back in 2004, when I was a lowly conscript in the German Bundeswehr, we used those things to attach our ABC-equipment to our harness-thing (dunno how its called in English, it was some kind of thing you wear above your uniform, and had lots of greebles and stuff to attach equipment on it). To make sure we understood why it was important we didn't get those little gizmos immediately, and one day lugging that loving ABC-bag around with basic straps was enough for us to grab those things like they were mana from the gods.

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325785661/vortx-4d-environmental-simulator

hahaha look at this terrible waste of money. It's been a while since ive seen a KS that literally made me lol.

Makes you wonder what kind of wasteful moneybags thinks this would be a good.....


https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/920787299042021382

Oh.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The man has said publicly that he sends fruit baskets and other poo poo to CIG every week, he may be the worst manager of their own money to have ever walked the planet.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

BeigeJacket posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325785661/vortx-4d-environmental-simulator

hahaha look at this terrible waste of money. It's been a while since ive seen a KS that literally made me lol.

Makes you wonder what kind of wasteful moneybags thinks this would be a good.....


https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/920787299042021382

Oh.

A 4D-simulator, huh? If this was the real deal, you would either get your brain liquefied if you use this, or you would be able to time travel back to your youth, before old age made you stupid enough to invest into this.

Clearly a fake. :colbert:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Look at you people, posting loving SC ripoff klingon letters in here, when CIG went through all the effort to make a guy strap carrots to his fingers and create a brand new alphabet for you. You disgust me.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





BeigeJacket posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325785661/vortx-4d-environmental-simulator

hahaha look at this terrible waste of money. It's been a while since ive seen a KS that literally made me lol.

Makes you wonder what kind of wasteful moneybags thinks this would be a good.....


https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/920787299042021382

Oh.

lol for $25 you get in on their whiny rolling with the punches joke about how they're making something stupid

Only registered members can see post attachments!

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

Look at you people, posting loving SC ripoff klingon letters in here, when CIG went through all the effort to make a guy strap carrots to his fingers and create a brand new alphabet for you. You disgust me.

Sounds like Kayak talk to me

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

BeigeJacket posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325785661/vortx-4d-environmental-simulator

hahaha look at this terrible waste of money. It's been a while since ive seen a KS that literally made me lol.

Makes you wonder what kind of wasteful moneybags thinks this would be a good.....


https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/920787299042021382

Oh.

Oh hey it's like those theaters that had vibrating seats and air blowing on people during action scenes and stuff "for a more immersive experience."

Luckily for this company the technology caught on and is now in every theater everywhere. It's a good thing too because if this poo poo was pointless and actually really irritating and distracting their business might have a few challenges.

I bet they make a billion dollars with a stock offering.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I'm sure developers will jump at the chance to to add some sort of api for this stupid thing to tell what temperature air to blow in your face.

Most likely they will half rear end it and it will blow hot if a certain amount of the the screen is orange or red.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





big nipples big life posted:

Most likely they will half rear end it and it will blow hot if a certain amount of the the screen is orange or red.

Looking at the video they posted that seems like pretty much exactly what they're doing.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

BeigeJacket posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1325785661/vortx-4d-environmental-simulator

hahaha look at this terrible waste of money. It's been a while since ive seen a KS that literally made me lol.

Makes you wonder what kind of wasteful moneybags thinks this would be a good.....


https://twitter.com/CliffordakaMiku/status/920787299042021382

Oh.

Hey, if I can fart on someone from another continent, I will die happy.

It's not sexual, it's an indication that there's nothing left to discover.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beet Wagon posted:

Looking at the video they posted that seems like pretty much exactly what they're doing.



Hav fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Oct 24, 2017

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
wind - open a window

fire - light a match?

cold -see number 1

water - spray your face with a spray bottle

there I just saved you from being a loving idiot.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Miku is going to get a shock when he gets water pissed at him every time star citizen goes under the cryengine water

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

This thing needs its own thread in this subforum

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

Miku is going to get a shock when he gets water pissed at him every time star citizen goes under the cryengine water

Or a pleasant surprise when the Hentai collection fires up.

あなたが私に排尿すると恥ずかしい、クリフォード

Edit: vvv Yeah, look for a good fabric embed and an adhesive that could be used to wax bears. The large gay men, not the Ursines. That would be asking for trouble.

Hav fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Oct 24, 2017

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

The Titanic posted:

It’s going to depend probably on how much the pipe sweats. I’ve seen duct tape last 20 years on old dry ducting. But I’ve also seen it peel away within a week on other stuff.

There’s probably other factors too but I’m not read up on duct tape development like I should be. :eng99:


It's more dependent on if you bought duct tape actually certified for duct work or just picked up a $1.00 roll of 'duct tape' from the local hardware store; the quality variance is about as big as the difference between a real AAA game vs whatever the gently caress you can call SC.

fritzgryphon
Jul 15, 2017

by Lowtax
Duct tape on actual air ducts will dry up the glue in a decade or two.

Then when it falls off I get to go find out why someone's office is 30 degrees because all their cold air is leaking into the ceiling.

Use the thin reflective foil tape, or if you're rich, the thick foil 3M VHB tape.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Colostomy Bag posted:

My comment was based on that he is 17 now.

17 is still a child.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

The Titanic posted:

Not sure Derek would translate well to paper anyhow.

Please refer to Book 4, Page 4388, Paragraph 6, where precisely I called it the first time.

Please refer to Book 6, Page 2368, Paragraph 12, where I called it a second time.

Etc etc.

Eventually each page would be references to other books, which may chain reference to other books themselves. It would be chaos.

Although it would be even better if he published 700,000 tiny 160 character long books, and each one was a hard cover, and had an open letter about how this book calls it as part of the series, to be read in orderfrom one book forward then one backward til you get to the middle book which contains the, and an ending biography with a picture and the works. :D

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lladre posted:

17 is still a child.


True, but likely a very horny child

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Lladre posted:

17 is still a child.

Very much depends where you're from when it comes to that.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Hey I wonder what's going on in the thread

:yikes:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
eh op wee do doo wup

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chalks posted:

Very much depends where you're from when it comes to that.

It's called ephebopus murinus

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

Libluini posted:

A 4D-simulator, huh? If this was the real deal, you would either get your brain liquefied if you use this, or you would be able to time travel back to your youth, before old age made you stupid enough to invest into this.

Clearly a fake. :colbert:

I am totally gettng this for porn....wait a minute....NNOOOOOOOO

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Berious posted:

Derek's Blog in choose your own adventure format would be pretty rad

I'm pretty sure that falls within UFO 54-40.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Lladre posted:

17 is still a child.

Hmmm...I feel cheated. Ticket prices at movie theaters, events, and the kiddie menu. I could have saved thousands.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922434082302300160
https://twitter.com/Nighthawk_Zale/status/922688072852037632
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922753299241201664
https://twitter.com/Dalladh/status/922760599397945344

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard



Mirificus fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Oct 24, 2017

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Gossiping is not a deadly sin.

Throw that in your TIL bucket.

edit: and it's 'pride came before the fall'. Very specific reference to 'the fall' and what wrought it. Horus considered himself as great as the Emperor.

Hav fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Oct 24, 2017

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