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Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I forget, what's your investment again?

Imagine fixating on a point in time and never being able to move past it. Like picking the moment the trading volume drops and deciding "oh wow thats great. Material for years!" or just recycling the "Magic Cards Magic Cards Magic Cards" poo poo on a forum for 6 years while being wrong the whole time

It turns out we don't have to imagine there's bitcoin threads

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Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

I just realized that most bitcoin advocates are libertarians. Certainly explains the brokebrains in this thread

amotea
Mar 23, 2008
Grimey Drawer

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Imagine fixating on a point in time and never being able to move past it. Like picking the moment the trading volume drops and deciding "oh wow thats great. Material for years!" or just recycling the "Magic Cards Magic Cards Magic Cards" poo poo on a forum for 6 years while being wrong the whole time

It turns out we don't have to imagine there's bitcoin threads

Dude your only argument is basically: I invested in a very risky financial instrument and it paid off, therefore I am a genius and everyone that said it was an insanely risky thing to invest in is wrong. That's not how math works :\.

Why bother using such a moronic instrument when you can just buy some options or futures or whatever. Could have just put everything on black, same thing, higher win rate probably, easy to cash out as well.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

amotea posted:

Dude your only argument is basically: I invested in a very risky financial instrument and it paid off, therefore I am a genius and everyone that said it was an insanely risky thing to invest in is wrong. That's not how math works :\.

Why bother using such a moronic instrument when you can just buy some options or futures or whatever. Could have just put everything on black, same thing, higher win rate probably, easy to cash out as well.

My man, I am going to buy one (1) bitcoin.

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

amotea posted:

Dude your only argument is basically: I invested in a very risky financial instrument and it paid off, therefore I am a genius and everyone that said it was an insanely risky thing to invest in is wrong. That's not how math works :\.

Why bother using such a moronic instrument when you can just buy some options or futures or whatever. Could have just put everything on black, same thing, higher win rate probably, easy to cash out as well.

Really is it easy to take $20 and turn it into $6000 on options / roulette? 30x returns when investors chase 10% a year like it's a unicorn?

It was an exceedingly risky and speculative cryptocurrency that was created and it was brand new. For whatever reason people felt the need to predict that it was a scam and endlessly post to avoid it entirely, that it would never be useful for anything other than drugs and child porn and that you can't get your money out. Even now you're repeating the stuff about "easy to cash out" as if it's in any way difficult to cash out Coins.

Laughing at the mtgox exchange as representative of the legitimacy of it, pretending you'd lose all your money to exchanges or never be able to use it for anything real, these were all predictions that people made, and they were utterly false. I am just pointing out that those people's claims were horseshit.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Really is it easy to take $20 and turn it into $6000 on options / roulette? 30x returns when investors chase 10% a year like it's a unicorn?

It was an exceedingly risky and speculative cryptocurrency that was created and it was brand new. For whatever reason people felt the need to predict that it was a scam and endlessly post to avoid it entirely, that it would never be useful for anything other than drugs and child porn and that you can't get your money out. Even now you're repeating the stuff about "easy to cash out" as if it's in any way difficult to cash out Coins.

Laughing at the mtgox exchange as representative of the legitimacy of it, pretending you'd lose all your money to exchanges or never be able to use it for anything real, these were all predictions that people made, and they were utterly false. I am just pointing out that those people's claims were horseshit.

1. The algorithm is factually broken and can't support wide adoption. It already takes hours for a transaction with a minuscule userbase. No one is going to wait weeks (estimated) for a transaction to go through to buy gum if everyone starts using bitcoin. Also, when all coins are mined transaction fees will shoot through the roof as miners will no longer do them for free/cheap while mining coins. Neither party crying "BUT I'M RIGHT!" is going to fix technically broken code that can never work for what the bitcoin shills imagine.

2. It is an absolutely horrible instrument to use for the general/non-technical population given how easily all of your money and savings can be hacked or lost with no recourse and no ability to recover it. Telling grandma "well gently caress you should have backed up your hard-drive now go sleep on the street!" is not a workable economic approach in a civilized society.

3. Cryptocurrency in general as an alternative currently is here to stay, for sure. Some countries will start creating/adopting their own versions that are sustainable and that will have nothing to do with bitcoin. There is 0 benefit for a nation/state to pay laughable fees to use bitcoin when they can easily create their own cryptocurrency.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 24, 2017

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Alright I just bought 2 bitcoins and in 10 years I'll be a millionaire.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Minimalist Program posted:

Alright I just bought 2 bitcoins and in 10 years I'll be a millionaire.

what color are they?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Rad Russian posted:

1. The algorithm is factually broken and can't support wide adoption. It already takes hours for a transaction with a minuscule userbase.
It doesn't help your cause when you post things that are not true and have not ever been true in a general sense, which you could verify as not being true with 10 seconds of research. nobody is waiting over an hour for btc to transfer and generally it's closer to 20 mins

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Imagine fixating on a point in time and never being able to move past it. Like picking the moment the trading volume drops and deciding "oh wow thats great. Material for years!" or just recycling the "Magic Cards Magic Cards Magic Cards" poo poo on a forum for 6 years while being wrong the whole time

It turns out we don't have to imagine there's bitcoin threads

You mean like what you do every bitcoin thread?

:ironicat:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

poverty goat posted:

there are many exchanges now that will let you easily cash out at least a few hundred to a few grand per week straight to your bank account just like cashing out your paypal account but if you really need to trade for cash because your bitcoins are drug money or because you don't want to pay taxes or you ahve millions of dollars worth youll have to find a guy on localbitcoins who probably won't murder or rob you but you can't totally rule it out
Not good enough.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

poverty goat posted:

It doesn't help your cause when you post things that are not true and have not ever been true in a general sense, which you could verify as not being true with 10 seconds of research. nobody is waiting over an hour for btc to transfer and generally it's closer to 20 mins

Bullshit. Do a transaction right now without attaching significant fees to it. How long is it going to take? It's a stupid marketing shill thing you're doing same as "no transaction fees!" they like to throw around.

So yes if you attach a significant tip with your transaction it will come through in 20mins when there are hardly thousands of transactions in play. Totally beats a second that I get for free with my credit card which are used by hundreds of millions of users.

Honestly don't care either way since I don't plan on using bitcoin. Just point out how stupid of a system and algorithm it is. Other crypto-currencies that will replace it will be amazing though, no doubt. They are cool and will be used widely in the future. There were already many ideas released and in use today to replace the broken mess of a code that runs Bitcoin with a better currency. You believing or shilling harder is not going to fix the irreparably broken code. Me arguing with you is not going to do it either, and hence the point of my whole previous post. But thanks for playing.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Oct 24, 2017

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Burt Sexual posted:

what color are they?

They are digitial things that are currently worth 12.000 dollars but, soon, will be worth 2 million dollars.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Rad Russian posted:

Bullshit. Do a transaction right now without attaching significant fees to it. How long is it going to take? It's a stupid marketing shill thing you're doing same as "no transaction fees!".

What the hell are you even talking about? Go make a coinbase account and a mycelium account. Buy some btc and send it to yourself. It'll take under an hour, every time.

I've actually used btc (to buy drugs) so I already know this

amotea
Mar 23, 2008
Grimey Drawer
Yeah 20 minutes is kind of long, you have no idea the technical bullshit credit card processors go through to have transaction times of a couple of seconds max. There was a great post about this once, there's a poo poo ton of validation going on behind every transaction, it's really complicated stuff apparently and yet it works in seconds.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

poverty goat posted:

What the hell are you even talking about? Go make a coinbase account and a mycelium account. Buy some btc and send it to yourself. It'll take under an hour, every time.

I've actually used btc (to buy drugs) so I already know this

Are you seriously this dense? Obviously sending money inside Coinbase is free. It's just 0 and 1s in their own database.

Every single bitcoin transaction requires a fee. Even Coinbase has a helpful guide for you for why it costs so much money to pay vendors for a product:

https://support.coinbase.com/customer/portal/articles/815435-does-coinbase-pay-bitcoin-miner-fees-

Because you know what happens if you don't attach a fee? Your transaction becomes worthless to the network. Maybe it will get picked up in 4-8 hours, maybe it won't. I'm guessing you don't really understand bitcoin well and hence are shilling it. That's typical.

I'm not saying Bitcoin isn't cool. Cryptocurrencies are cool. The fact is, Bitcoin can't have wide adoption because it's broken. I'm just arguing that point with people selling it as something that can be widely used in the future (it can't). If you buy drugs with it be my guest. That's awesome and all, and that's what it was probably designed for in the first place.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 24, 2017

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Waltzing Along posted:

People were freaking out when it hit $2000 about six months ago. But it has tripled since then? This is crazy.

Anyone know why it has been skyrocketing all year? It's starting to look like it might actually stick around. Which is going to make all the naysayers look pretty drat stupid. Especially the ones who could have bought in when it was "cheap." Especially in comparison to where it is now. gently caress, you could have tripled your $$$ in six months. That just doesn't happen very often.

I've heard that bitcoin is being used in many places in Japan now. Apparently businesses there look at it as a legitimate currency. Is this happening elsewhere? Is the US just slow to catch up with the rest of the world (again?)

To answer your question, someone with bitfinex and coinbase (or closely associated with) has several million dollars worth of both bitcoin and "dollars" (on bitfinex and coinbase) and can freely sell and buy from himself to manipulate the price. Someone looked into it and this is the main reason.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Rad Russian posted:

Are you seriously this dense? Obviously sending money inside Coinbase is free. It's just 0 and 1s in their own database.

Every single bitcoin transaction requires a fee. Even Coinbase has a helpful guide for you for why it costs so much money to pay vendors for a product:

https://support.coinbase.com/customer/portal/articles/815435-does-coinbase-pay-bitcoin-miner-fees-

Because you know what happens if you don't attach a fee? Your transaction becomes worthless to the network. Maybe it will get picked up in 4-8 hours, maybe it won't. I'm guessing you don't really understand bitcoin well and hence are shilling it. That's typical.

This is why I said to send it outside of coinbase to another wallet you retard

No Bitcoin transaction takes days or weeks to process, this has nothing to do with fees and I think maybe you're confusing the time required for a buy or sell order to go through on an exchange at a certain price with the time it takes for a Bitcoin transaction to go through because otherwise the words you're posting just don't make any sense in the order you've chosen to arrange them

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

poverty goat posted:

there are many exchanges now that will let you easily cash out at least a few hundred to a few grand per week
Can you also only buy this much a week? Seems odd that they'd let me buy in as much as I want but limit the amount I can cash out...

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Hey look another dumb fuckin' thread about shitcoins being so amazing and omg don't you wish you had bought in years ago you'd own an island now and the haters are just jealous that they didn't get in on the ground floor to be bitmillionaires now.

Threads like these cause autism, just look at Ham Sandwiches.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Satchel and Trunk posted:

Hey look another dumb fuckin' thread about shitcoins being so amazing and omg don't you wish you had bought in years ago you'd own an island now and the haters are just jealous that they didn't get in on the ground floor to be bitmillionaires now.

Threads like these cause autism, just look at Ham Sandwiches.

I wish i'd bought in years ago so, to make up for it, I just spent 12.000 dollars on bitcoins so that I'll be a millionaire in 10 years.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
So are we making fun of bitcoin or are there people who sincerely think their libertarian octal 1s and 0s are better than straight up currency, cuz one is funny and the other is sad

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

No, Ham. People explained to you, calmly and often, why Buttcoin is a stupid thing for idiots. Your response to these explanations was, primarily, a bunch of nonsense that failed to respond to a vast majority of it. You have taken a retarded stance and cannot be moved from it by things so simple as facts or common sense (BUT NUMBER GO UP) and so all people do is make fun of you for being a dumb person screeching about the bits coins, now.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008

Minimalist Program posted:

I wish i'd bought in years ago so, to make up for it, I just spent 12.000 dollars on bitcoins so that I'll be a millionaire in 10 years.

If you bought in years ago, there's a 99.9% chance that you would not be holding still. Either those coins would have been lost, stolen, or cashed out as soon as the market ticked up (or down cause oh poo poo, it's happening!).

To best piss off Ham, tell him that bitcoin needs to be able to process at least 8 transactions per second to be viable. Repeatedly. Every time he posts. This is hard to do because he will reply (terribly) to literally EVERYONE talking poo poo about his beloved coins.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Satchel and Trunk posted:

If you bought in years ago, there's a 99.9% chance that you would not be holding still.

uh actually yeah I would; the trick is to hold until you're absolutely sure the price won't go higher and then sell, to maximize your profits. So I would've held my bitcoins and sold them today or, maybe even next month when the price is even higher?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Minimalist Program posted:

uh actually yeah I would; the trick is to hold until you're absolutely sure the price won't go higher and then sell, to maximize your profits. So I would've held my bitcoins and sold them today or, maybe even next month when the price is even higher?

Nice thinking. I've just sent an order for some bitcoins as well.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

No, you don't understand! I would've made all the good decisions!

If you were the type of person who could go back in time and get money from Bitcoin, you should've just gone back a little further and invested in Microsoft or Apple. You aren't that type of person, though, because you can't see the loving future.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008

Minimalist Program posted:

uh actually yeah I would; the trick is to hold until you're absolutely sure the price won't go higher and then sell, to maximize your profits. So I would've held my bitcoins and sold them today or, maybe even next month when the price is even higher?

What can I say? You do that, ride that blazing unicorn right off into the golden sunset, you dazzling diamond and guru of personal finance!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

gently caress the ROW posted:

Nice thinking. I've just sent an order for some bitcoins as well.


Satchel and Trunk posted:

What can I say? You do that, ride that blazing unicorn right off into the golden sunset, you dazzling diamond and guru of personal finance!


It's the smart way to do business and trade stocks. You buy low and then, when what you bought is worth more, you sell it.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
There seems to be a pattern of Bitcoin proponents not actually understanding the technology underpinning their entire "investment", which is hilarious to me.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Drone_Fragger posted:

To answer your question, someone with bitfinex and coinbase (or closely associated with) has several million dollars worth of both bitcoin and "dollars" (on bitfinex and coinbase) and can freely sell and buy from himself to manipulate the price. Someone looked into it and this is the main reason.

Source?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


(Heres an article supporting my previous claim, if you're interested. It's a lot of wash trading against his own funds to prop the price up or down depending on what the trader(s) is trying to do.)

https://hackernoon.com/meet-spoofy-how-a-single-entity-dominates-the-price-of-bitcoin-39c711d28eb4

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





https://medium.com/@bitfinexed/wash-trading-bitcoin-how-bitfinex-benefits-from-fraudulent-trading-8bd66be73215

The link in the previous post even has videos of it happening.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Bitcoin will go up, probably over $10k at one point. But at some point everyone's going to get nervous about a crash and then someone will dump a bunch of coins and everything will spiral down to zero. Will you be able to catch the falling knife?
The only way to win is to not play. Don't touch the poop.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Nocheez posted:

Bitcoin will go up, probably over $10k at one point. But at some point everyone's going to get nervous about a crash and then someone will dump a bunch of coins and everything will spiral down to zero. Will you be able to catch the falling knife?
The only way to win is to not play. Don't touch the poop.

Uh actually if you buy today ( at 6000 dollars) and it rises to 10000, then what you do is just sell at 10.000 and wham, you're rich.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Minimalist Program posted:

Uh actually if you buy today ( at 6000 dollars) and it rises to 10000, then what you do is just sell at 10.000 and wham, you're rich.

You seem p good at this finance stuff, MP. Remember ur posting buddies when you make it big.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Minimalist Program posted:

Uh actually if you buy today ( at 6000 dollars) and it rises to 10000, then what you do is just sell at 10.000 and wham, you're rich.

I mean yeah, if you can find someone willing to buy 10,000 dollars worth of bitcoin, in real money.

I'll give you a hint: it's basically impossible.

"dollars" as shown on bitfinex or coinbase aren't worth the pixels they're displayed on, because trying to get that outta them as a withdrawl, hoo boy. That's assuming that withdrawls aren't disabled again due to money laundering, again.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
An unwise investment doesn't become a wise one just because it happened to work out. That's just luck, and if you really are determined to invest your money in luck then casinos already exist.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

ElGroucho posted:

"Idiots! You should have invested in the BonerPillsNigeria.com just like me!"

I just bought 2000 dollars worth of bonerpillsnigeria.com and its going to make me a freaking millionaire, baby.

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