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the solo poo poo is sometimes sold to participants as an audition. jerkoff on camera today and you'll get to gently caress a real live woman next tuesday.
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 A real life casting couch.
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Oct 25, 2017 04:47
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Is jerking off on camera by itself enough to be not retained or do you suppose he did something to make it even worse?
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Oct 25, 2017 05:01
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isn't jerking off in front of a camera pretty much the standard job of all staff officers?
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Oct 25, 2017 05:20
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The doing it for money part may have been uncomfortably close to prostitution.
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Oct 25, 2017 05:58
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There were midshipmen that get kicked out of the NROTC I was at for going to miami during break to film pornos.
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Oct 25, 2017 14:44
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People are so loving stupid. I knew I really didn’t actually want to do porn after I saw my friends mom naked in a magazine. Like who wants to see themselves 16 years later and their kid is showing you off to his friends.
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Oct 25, 2017 19:50
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Was she hot?
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Oct 25, 2017 19:54
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God no.
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Casimir Radon posted:Is jerking off on camera by itself enough to be not retained or do you suppose he did something to make it even worse? 90k in debt plus doing porn to pay for debt plus trying to cover up all of it after somebody tipped his command was gonna look great on his next clearance investigation Yeah he had 40k in student loans and bought a 50k truck shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Oct 25, 2017 20:37
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She was 60-something and a 2 pack a day smoker. The picture was in the 70s so she was still 30-40 when she submitted a full spread to hustler and they used her in the “mail in” part. Not saying you can’t be hot at that age, but life of a chain smoking biker chick who ran with crew shows after a while. My friend baited me too. He went and got the mag and since we were country, we had no internet so paper it was. He flipped right to her and went “think she’s hot.” I was like “Not my thing, but not bad.” He goes “Good, that’s my mom.” “What?” “That’s my mom.” “Bullshit.” He then led me to the living room where the gang took a picture together back in the early 70s and she was there, and so was her name. Never told his mom I knew, but she admitted to “sending naked pictures a few times,” when that topic was brought up (we were talking about an equally weird story about how a husband-wife teacher combo had a son who went to the school, and broadcast him getting head via webcam to the school’s network or something. He broadcast it I just don’t remember where but the whole audience was that of our High School). I’ve thought about writing a book about all the weird poo poo that has happened to me because I have enough, but it’s like, that poo poo would never sell. Instead Id get my grandkids going “grandpa, did you write this story about “wuff wuff” girl”
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shame on an IGA posted:90k in debt plus doing porn to pay for debt plus trying to cover up all of it after somebody tipped his command was gonna look great on his next clearance investigation Counterpoint without politics: Jared Kushner. How many things did he do wrong? I’m not afraid of politics, I just don’t want to derail it into that.
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This the subforum that got a crowdsourced book of GWOT dick drawings printed twice, come with it. RE Boy Wonder, "Oops I forgot to mention this meeting with [these 100 individual] agents of an arguably hostile foreign power on my SF86" x 3 times http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/kushner-amended-security-clearance-application-three-times-add-100-foreign-contacts shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Oct 25, 2017 20:44
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My mom has been a belly dancer for almost 20 years now. My buddies use to find her under searches for exotic dancer and I had to point out at the bottom of her web page the "not a stripper" banner. I've had friends awkwardly hit on her but she's out of league for most nerds. At one point she was dating a WW2 pilot, two cops and some beefcake guy younger than me. Hooray for teen moms. Thankfully she finally settled down with a nice dude her age.
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Oct 25, 2017 21:24
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You best not leave us hanging about ol wuff wuff
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Oct 25, 2017 21:28
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whatever hustler called the amateur mail in section was always the worst part. i still jacked off to the pics but i was also jerking off to maxim and memories.
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vains posted:whatever hustler called the amateur mail in section was always the worst part. i still jacked off to the pics but i was also jerking off to maxim and memories. Beaver hunt
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Syrian Lannister posted:Beaver hunt whole bunch of razor burned vulvas. thats the part that put me off.
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This popped up on my FB feed for some reason
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Oct 25, 2017 23:30
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There was that Air Force MTI who posed for Playboy and was pushed out for it. That was a dumb move. She could be pulling an alright pension now but instead she's probably looking ate up and stocking shelves at Walmart.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:This popped up on my FB feed for some reason Nice job with the name redaction there
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Woof Blitzer posted:Nice job with the name redaction there eh, i gave effort and did it on my phone. if it's that important to you it's probably because you need a recruiter and you deserve what you get.
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Oct 25, 2017 23:42
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lol
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I'm going to contact this recruiter, enlist and have a solid fulfilling career in the army. Owned
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Oct 25, 2017 23:51
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Fifteen hundred dollars. That’s fifteen. A hundred times. And a free house.
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A girl I was childhood friends with was a Playmate a number of years ago. I dunno the month or year, otherwise I’d give the details to you degenerates. Anyhow, I looked her up on Facebook because of this thread, and found out she now has four kids, is a militant anti-vaxxer, and a diehard Trump supporter who lives in Idaho. She’s also a neo and post-natal wellness coach for mothers, which I think is a pretty horrifying career path for someone who is raising her own kids to be bipedal bioweapons delivery platforms.
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Her lovely spelling triggers me.
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PathAsc posted:You best not leave us hanging about ol wuff wuff Oh Jesus, it’s around here somewhere but can’t find it. I went to the movies with my friend Brian back when I was a teenager. I was the discount goth type. Bought my clothes from goodwill, listened to metal and tried to play in bands. Brian and I are hanging out the theater near his car, and I am loving around on this BC Rich Beast guitar, so it looks like something you’d see slipknot play. He is dating this other chick and I am dating no one. 3 girls come up and say they like my guitar. I don’t even know how to play anything past Korn’s “Blind” at that point. Brian is taken so I pick essentially the hottest and we eventually go to the movie. The movie was toothfairy, and I only remember because I didn’t make it past the previews. We were tongue loving like teenagers are wont to do until somewhere in the actual film she asks “wanna go outside?” Yes. I did. So she tells her friends and we go back to alley. This was the Crestview, Fl movie theater if it is still up for everyone that has been there. That alley behind the theater and that dumpy loving bar was where we went. Foreplay happens and then it happens. “You want to have sex?” “Yes.” “But I can’t.” “Why not?” I asked. “It’s that time of the month.” This hadn’t bothered me. I had a condom and my first time was red winged (and equally hosed up story as this). “I don’t care.” “I mean, I have other holes.” I stop. To truly grasp the statement after a split second delay of realization. “You mean?” “....yeah.” “Are you sure? Have you ever done this before?” “No, have you?” I had not. This was peak weird for me. “It’s going to hurt.” “That’s ok.” I knew at “That’s ok” that I was going to gently caress her in the rear end. I still persisted to make sure she knew it was gonna be a little weird. So I put on a condom, put it right up against the money button, and pushed. No lube, we didn’t know it existed beyond whatever was on the condom. I’ll never forget hearing a loud pop and then it slid in. She winced and I keep still until she tells me it’s ok to do whatever. So I start humpin and am playing with her tits from behind, both standing up and her just leaned over. She starts making a whimpering sound and I double check to see if she alright. “Yup, just keep going.” So I do. The whimpering gets louder and louder. Soon its full on baying of the hounds. It seriously sounded like a dog, like a blue-tick hound just BOOOOORRRRRRR. BBOOORRR BORR BOR BOOOOOOOORRRRRRR! This alleyway and theater is also really close to residential areas. Literally across the street are houses. After about 5 minutes or so of her baying her rear end off, I hear a very loud and angry man yell “SOMEONE SHUT THAT loving DOG UP!” I honestly don’t remember if I laughed or not. What I do know is that after we were finished, we went back to see the movie and it was already over and her friends were worried. We exchanged numbers but shockingly never met again. I told that story here in the forums and someone read what I wrote and played guitar while singing the post. He called it wuff wuff. He also corrected me because I didn’t use the term “baying of the hounds.” I used something trying to describe it, but it was exactly that. Then my avatar got bought with a Clifford the red dog smiling and the text “Anal sex does things to girls I care not think about.” In what, iirc, is a post I had said earlier in the thread. So wuff wuff Girl was born. Conversation was approximate, not definitive.
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I am persistently reminded that I had a very boring youth.  I'd laugh and say at least I never joined the military, but that's only because I was medically disqualified from the air Force due to my history of migraines. Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Huh. When I hosed my high school girly in the rear end she just bit the pillow and couldn’t walk the next day.
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LingcodKilla posted:Huh. When I hosed my high school girly in the rear end she just bit the pillow and couldn’t walk the next day. Yup. Had another where I couldn’t fit at all and no amount of trying would work. She was fun. We had sex while I was driving. Her brother tried to kick my rear end for something, I honestly forget what. So every time I dropped her off, I’d have to either do it by the Street so he wouldn’t try to open my doors or just lock them right away. See this is another reason I don’t want to write the book because everyone is gonna call bullshit, and what, how do I prove that I had sex driving down HWY 85 like 15 years ago?
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Soulex posted:Yup. Had another where I couldn’t fit at all and no amount of trying would work. She was fun. We had sex while I was driving. Her brother tried to kick my rear end for something, I honestly forget what. So every time I dropped her off, I’d have to either do it by the Street so he wouldn’t try to open my doors or just lock them right away. the name of the man?
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vains posted:the name of the man? If you really want to know turn off your monitor
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lightpole posted:If you really want to know turn off your monitor i have lightpole tattooed on my forehead and my bangs are brushed to the side.
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Soulex posted:See this is another reason I don’t want to write the book because everyone is gonna call bullshit, and what, how do I prove that I had sex driving down HWY 85 like 15 years ago? Stories are for entertainment. As long as you aren't lying to convince the audience to do or believe something, it won't matter, and anyone who asks for proof would be a moron. Also it's not like sex while driving is that unbelievable. I have a friend who claims he got hosed while steering a motorcycle.
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Fwiw I believe you because lol what's the point of making it up
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PathAsc posted:Fwiw I believe you because lol what's the point of making it up This is basically my argument. I get trapped into negative linear thinking, probably just that. I also don’t remember the brothers name. I know that he finally got ok with me, at a party and then went around calling my friend a cop and got everyone to freak out on him and essentially we left. Dude was just really into coke and was always lit.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:This popped up on my FB feed for some reason I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation. Better or worse than somebody I know (a Marine so it's even thread relevant) who puts a space before punctuation?
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I'm offended that someone continues to use two spaces after punctuation. The only reason people ever used one space after a period was to save paper costs on cheap mass-produced books.
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