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Dislike button posted:dongl donglr. a tumblr for
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Dislike button posted:dongl more like dangl
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:more like dangl https://zippy.gfycat.com/VerifiablePlayfulCarp.webm
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use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn
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AtomD posted:use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn We can do this but it requires a camera pointed at your dong while you jerk so that we have the learning material on which media is most effective.
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what the gently caress i hope you don't expect me to pay for the camera
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AtomD posted:use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn it works but your history gets run through deep dream and you get horror porn
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this is such a loving idea guy idea https://twitter.com/verge/status/923142174904127488 an entry vestibule with a second door so you can let amazon people leave packages but they can't actually enter your house proper plus optional double-locking and bulletproof glass for potential home invaders
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qirex posted:this is such a loving idea guy idea a note on your front door saying "for deliveries, just shout 'hey alexa open the front door'"
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there will be different packaged themes for the vestibules including
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id buy it
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Schadenboner posted:I think he's thinking of this, no idea if it would work though? this but for my penis. I could stack my kettlebells on top
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qirex posted:this is such a loving idea guy idea an entry vestibule with a second door so amazon people can let themselves in but can't let themselves out.
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but what's going to stop them stealing my other amazon packages if i'm away a few days? we need some kind of vestibule-within-a-vestibule arrangement, or possibly a compartmentalized revolving door
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amazon drop chute
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qirex posted:there will be different packaged themes for the vestibules including all include a built-in sound system with ambient glockenspiel and ukulele music
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so what are the upcoming design trends? 80s/vape has to be coming to an end, and what, the primary colours and shapes poo poo of the early 90s coming forward? idk time to think about kicking rodtronics back into gear and don’t want trod out the old poo poo
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echinopsis posted:so what are the upcoming design trends? wrong thread, go away
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i couldnt remeber what thread became the defacto logo and design thread
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its not this one
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right. need to keep this thread clear incase some one has a great idea. gotcha
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I think the dropbox one has logochat?
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Schadenboner posted:I think the dropbox one has logochat? mate that was it thanks
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regardless just post post post
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echinopsis posted:regardless just post post post
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An air freshener that works by stopping the source of bad smells: it enhances people's sense of smell, so that smelly people (smokers, people that don't understand showers and baths, toothbrushes, etc.) can finally be disgusted by their own stench. A wallet that you can make burst into flame through an app, as a deterrent to robbery and theft. Permanently renders robber/thief unable to rob ever again through immolation and/or death. Not necessarily just for wallets, anything valuable that may get stolen: cars, smartphones, laptops, limited edition collector's crap etc. Browser plugin ideas: One that detects what video I'm watching, and adjusts the audio level automatically. No more getting deafened after having turned up the volume manually to watch a quiet video. One that rewrites clickbait style headlines into revealing the bait, so you don't have to click them any more.
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one time when i was a kid i had an idea for a keyfob that would vibrate or chirp if your car alarm was going off but i don't think that's feasible yet owned i guess
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i guess you could just make an app for it now
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Buy a $TSLA and you get it on you're phone!!!
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my mum had this idea just before, I should invent an app that makes me millions
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# ? May 18, 2024 18:44 |
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Stick Insect posted:An air freshener that works by stopping the source of bad smells: it enhances people's sense of smell, so that smelly people (smokers, people that don't understand showers and baths, toothbrushes, etc.) can finally be disgusted by their own stench. same but i want a device that makes everyone around me smell like my tobacco smoke at 2x the normal rate
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