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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MourningView posted:

I don't know how autocorrect would do that but it's okay you don't need to be ashamed. Everyone's mom does the same thing. My mom goes next level by always going space, punctuation, space, and then a minimum of 4 more punctuation marks

My mom signs her texts. It was adorable at first now I'm like Mom its 2017.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


MourningView posted:

I don't know how autocorrect would do that but it's okay you don't need to be ashamed. Everyone's mom does the same thing. My mom goes next level by always going space, punctuation, space, and then a minimum of 4 more punctuation marks

My S4 will add a space after the word if you use autocorrect.

I walked the dag. ---> I walked the dog .

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
If you have a switch pm me your friend code


Oh god

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I used to get x, it's dad


I know dad you're in my phone

BWV
Feb 24, 2005



this is really just some subtweet at Fultz b/c he didn't sign with Rich Paul

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

:smith:

https://twitter.com/Timberwolves/status/923310349020999680
Shot in action
https://twitter.com/NBA/status/923309419907096577

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

LeBron discovers he's been shooting with his non dominant hand this whole time

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I used to get x, it's dad


I know dad you're in my phone

"let me out of your phone!!!"

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


HI IT'S YOUR DAD YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE COMING OVER TO WATCH THE RAPTORS. PLEASE CALL

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

zoux posted:

LeBron discovers he's been shooting with his non dominant hand this whole time

The NBA's conversion to anime is almost complete.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I used to get x, it's dad


I know dad you're in my phone

Dad you have, like 700 unread texts on this phone what the hell?

"I don't want text messages"

You're a doctor, some of these look like they're from the hospital, that seems important

"They know my beeper number."

Fair enough.

He also special ordered a new truck without power locks or windows because "what if the truck goes into the river and I need to get out?"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You can open the door and get out

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

euphronius posted:

You can open the door and get out

Yes but what if the power locks fail? He needs to be prepared.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MourningView posted:

Yes but what if the power locks fail? He needs to be prepared.

Oh I see . That is a legit concern. I first read that as power windows.

Watched the colangelo press conference and now I agree there may be a sinister background to the Fultz issue . Maybe Colangelo playing bad cop idk.


Ben Simmons having the fastest triple double in modern history is really impressive.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
!!!!

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/923319974458023936

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016


oh gently caress lebron's got the dumpy white guy warmup victim bonus just like embiid now

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




The Great One tells his body "Ok, today...."

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

euphronius posted:



Ben Simmons having the fastest triple double in modern history is really impressive.

This made me wonder what the fastest triple-trouble in terms of game time was.

Jim Tucker in 17 minutes for the Syracuse Nationals during his rookie season of 1954-55, apparently

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Oh my god

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

euphronius posted:

Oh I see . That is a legit concern. I first read that as power windows.

Watched the colangelo press conference and now I agree there may be a sinister background to the Fultz issue . Maybe Colangelo playing bad cop idk.


Ben Simmons having the fastest triple double in modern history is really impressive.

Lonzo was like, what, one assist from beating him to it?

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I've replaced the NFL with the NBA now after moving to Australia. Now I get NBA action on my weekend mornings and while I'm at work. It's weird but cool.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Euphronius is typing on a t9 keyboard, obviously

Hahaha I've been thinking for so long that every euphronious post reads like texts I get from my dad who has a flip phone still and uses t9 to text. I'm so glad it wasn't just me.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

kiimo posted:

My mom signs her texts. It was adorable at first now I'm like Mom its 2017.

When I was young you could tell who the really bad older drivers were because they were all wearing hats. Now all those people are dead and I don't know what signifies the truly elderly outside of text signing and fear of computers.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How dare you MV

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Crazy to think the small town Brooklyn Netboys are about to beat the World Champion Cleveland Cavaliers at basketball

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MourningView posted:

Lonzo was like, what, one assist from beating him to it?

Glad he didn't

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
I hope we see Kawhi by December. Pop said it should be weeks and not months. I also hope he's healed when he comes back instead of this thing lingering.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/923324037907935233

lol if this is the next great thing that players do during warm-ups

People Stew
Dec 5, 2003


The missing piece

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Juaguocio posted:

Boogie is such a frustrating player to watch.


This should make him less frustrating by perspective

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MourningView posted:

Yes but what if the power locks fail? He needs to be prepared.

This is so silly. Every time I've driven into the river my locks worked fine. Like, every time.

Your dad is worried over the wrong things. He should concentrate on the important stuff in that situation like having to re-set the FM station presets.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

kiimo posted:

This is so silly. Every time I've driven into the river my locks worked fine. Like, every time.

Your dad is worried over the wrong things. He should concentrate on the important stuff in that situation like having to re-set the FM station presets.

why are you driving into so many rivers

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Carlosologist posted:

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/923324037907935233

lol if this is the next great thing that players do during warm-ups

you'd better shoot properly during the anthem, sir

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

MourningView posted:

why are you driving into so many rivers

In the year 2017 it doesn't seem like that bad of a decision.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
sucks that Atkinson is sitting Lin and Russell to conceal strategies for when Nets meet Cavs in the playoffs but I get it

oops that's supposed to be GDT

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

MourningView posted:

why are you driving into so many rivers

Why is your dad?

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Lockback posted:

Why is your dad?

maybe he's meeting up with Euphronius

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Jokes on you guys I've been posting with my off hand for years ;)

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Mavs took Yogi out of the starting 5 and put Nerlens in. Progress.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Lockback posted:

Why is your dad?

He hasn't yet he just wants to be ready for when the day comes. Kimo seemed to be speaking from experience

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