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You want something sweet and brittle who will love you with what little time it has left? Go adopt an aging puppy.
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Does Mary Jane love him?
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Oct 25, 2017 03:17
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At first I thought Aunt May was threatening Melvin with a giant fist.
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Oct 25, 2017 03:21
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Knormal posted:At first I thought Aunt May was threatening Melvin with a giant fist. She is. How do you think she pounds her wheatcakes into shape so well?
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Oct 25, 2017 03:23
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mind the walrus posted:an aging puppy. Doesn't exactly roll off the keyboard, does it? If only there was a word for those.
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Oct 25, 2017 03:29
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mind the walrus posted:Go adopt an aging puppy. so a dog?
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Oct 25, 2017 03:36
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If you love someone you've got to let them go. *spidey dumps the hole full of concrete*
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Oct 25, 2017 05:47
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This is why your Space-Son left you, Peter 
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This is Peter's fault somehow
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Oct 25, 2017 06:17
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It's gonna be fakeout. "I can't... without the blessing of your nephew. Who we all know is Spider-Man."
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Oct 25, 2017 06:31
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The MSJ posted:It's gonna be fakeout. "I can't... without the blessing of your nephew. Who we all know is Spider-Man." And then may has a heart attack
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Oct 25, 2017 08:08
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Peter, you'd better not conveniently forget the literal fountain of youth that could restore May to good health and not being made of dust.
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Oct 25, 2017 20:19
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Aunt May doesn’t deserve the Mole Man. Nobody deserves the Mole Man. He is too good for this world.
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Oct 25, 2017 20:31
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KaosMachina posted:And then may has a heart attack At witch point Melvin will go on a search for someone to save May's life. Eventually he will be forced to give up his And then Peter will get hit in the head with a brick.
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Oct 25, 2017 20:32
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I'm imagining a comic that's just a very serious story about mole man on the quest to bring his loved one back to life, occasionally punctuated by cuts to Peter sitting at home or walking down the street, and then a brick hits him.
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The MSJ posted:It's gonna be fakeout. "I can't... without the blessing of your nephew. Who we all know is Spider-Man." KaosMachina posted:And then may has a heart attack Nah, she's fine. Peter jumped down that hole and Spider-Man came out, and her first question wasn't "where is my nephew?" So either the fact that he's Spider-Man is so obvious it's not worth mentioning, or she thinks he died under the earth but that's not what's important right now
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Oct 25, 2017 21:07
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Sockser posted:
The moloids do. Poor little guys try so hard to please their king/queen regardless of the consequence.
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Oct 26, 2017 00:02
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Moleman deserves better then a literal walking corpse.
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This thread has taken a vicious turn on May. Also: PETER. THERE IS A LITERAL RIVER OF YOUTH. OF WATER THAT CAN BE DRUNK. THAT MAKES OLD PEOPLE YOUNG. INCLUDING PEOPLE NAMED "MAY"...PETER? Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Oct 26, 2017 |
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Oct 26, 2017 00:09
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There is literally MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO Spider-Man 
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Proteus Jones posted:This thread has taken a vicious turn on May. well it is because of her stupid lungs that we dont have the weekly adventures with melvin
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Oct 26, 2017 00:11
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How is this different from you other adventures, Spider-Man?
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There was plenty you could have done. Like not constantly bringing up how sad the moloids looked.
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Jerusalem posted:There is literally MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO Spider-Man
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Knormal posted:For starters, whatever a spider can. you motherbricker i was literally just about to post that joke
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What is this "world" that call such an idiot a super hero?
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Newspaper Spider-Man is what happens when you answer "Threat or Menace?" with "Why not both?".
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Saoshyant posted:What is this "world" that call such an idiot a super hero? Newspaper-world. You may have noticed some other differences too.
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he calls himself a hero. no one else does, and whenever he meets any real heroes they spend a few strips pummeling him.
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Kurui Reiten posted:you motherbricker i was literally just about to post that joke This and bedwebber are two of my favorite words to be inspired from NSM. Goddamit, we're going to have the status quo returned at the end of this run. It'd be so great if this comic, independently from regular comics, just amassed its own continuity. Aunt May is married to Moleman, Rocket lives with the Parkers posing as their son, Clown-9 is mayor of New York.
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Oct 26, 2017 07:58
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I need a NSM movie now. Danny Devito can play the Mole Man
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Randaconda posted:I need a NSM movie now. Charlie Day would be a good Newspaper Spider-Man.
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Oct 26, 2017 10:00
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Starring Dennis as Tyrannicus.
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davidspackage posted:bedwebber gently caress that's great. Randaconda posted:I need a NSM movie now. I really enjoyed Spider-Man: Homecoming but my favorite parts were when he was absolutely loving up/doing stupid poo poo in the best NSM tradition 
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jyrque posted:Starring Dennis as Tyrannicus. And Kala could be a bird!
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The Lord of Hats posted:Peter, you'd better not conveniently forget the literal fountain of youth that could restore May to good health and not being made of dust. They could make her as young as say... oh, let's pick any random female celebrity. Marisa Tomei?
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We keep bringing up the fountain, but to be fair it seems to need a dose every day, and while Tyrannus has sworn not to attack Melvin, he didn't make any sort of promise about sharing. But no, the ending is just gonna be Melvin going back to rule the moloids, until he dies of loneliness and they're left kingless once more.
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I just want them to get married and be happy 
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Elfface posted:We keep bringing up the fountain, but to be fair it seems to need a dose every day, and while Tyrannus has sworn not to attack Melvin, he didn't make any sort of promise about sharing. You might only need a dose every day if you're trying to fend off 1,500 years of ageing rather than a transformation of conventional ages from GILF to MILF.
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