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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Yo Dave you brought some excellent loving weather with you.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Orlando goodwill :getin:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

DICK DICER posted:

Come to me, my tiny lizard minions :black101:

Lol. My backyard lizard population has exploded since I put in a new fence, it's awesome.

When you're going further south you'll start seeing Iguanas :v:

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

DICK DICER posted:

It's heading back to Denver as a future home base

Time to build a tiny one man bike trailer teardrop camper. 14" Florida manAmerica's wang on tour

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

send dave a case of pickled quail eggs and pay him hourly to sit by the return vent

Too late for a new thread title? Or should that be the title for the next chapter?

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Wait...you're near Disney World? Can you please spend a day there and document your fun?

I'll gladly pitch in to see this happen. You deserve it.

edit: You HAVE to drive the truck there. No better ending to this saga!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Jesus Christ no. Disney is a giant waste of time and money, the only reason to go there is if you have children and even then it's a struggle.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Jesus Christ no. Disney is a giant waste of time and money, the only reason to go there is if you have children and even then it's a struggle.

as a local: THIS

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The space center is the best place to go while he's here, and riding through the everglades and on to the Keys would be far more enjoyable than any dumbass tourist trap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1wBSRg2yDY

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Getting copies of Sims house keys is good idea.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009
Congratulations to Dave for making several remarkable journeys over the last few years. I started with Lowered Expectations and am super stoked to see it round off with Trukk (for now).
There was some super dark poo poo in there and I feared the god damned worst for Dave. Thanks to all the goons that helped him along the way and keeping hope burning.



synthwave, outrun, whatever the hipsters call it I believe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?ThePrimeThanatos The Prime Thanatos has it covered... I also think that it's a goon? :idk:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
My mom sent me some cash for food and supplies and after wasting $30 on a pawn shop Bluetooth speaker (JBL Flip 4, I mean come though) I told Larry to prevent me from wasting any more of it on unnecessary items.

Then we drove past this

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Come on down to Doctor DeadBalls for a free inspection

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cyFSHIDBeo

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE YOU?

HOW HARD MUST WE TRY?

TO SET INTO MOTION

A LOVE DEVINE....

Goddamn It Dave. I should have known better.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

DICK DICER posted:

Come on down to Doctor DeadBalls for a free inspection



If you didn't understand this one...

Fournier gangrene is a type of necrotizing fasciitis or gangrene affecting the perineum. It commonly occurs in elderly men, but it can also occur in women and children. It is more likely to occur in diabetics, alcoholics, or those who are immune compromised.

Google at your own risk. The perineum is the medical term for the space between your dick/clit and your rear end in a top hat.

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

`Nemesis posted:

Google at your own risk. The perineum is the medical term for the space between your dick/clit and your rear end in a top hat.

Also known as: The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

I'm glad I was able to help. I'm also glad that it went smoothly - I didn't want to be responsible for getting us or the truck stranded in the midwest somewhere.

We didn't say much about the tire repair, but the timing was perfect. If that hasn't gotten caught exactly when it did, that tire would have leaked down, probably causing the other tire to blow from the speed and weight. I only have one spare, so two flat tires would be a pain. Edit: and we were at an exit with a tire shop right there.



The scale weights are steer axle, drive axle, and trailer axles.

angryrobots fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 25, 2017

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
what a ride

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


So what happens to the truck now?

Does it become a daily driver?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I just saw either a mosquito or a small low flying cesna

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I am so glad I pulled all the wire for the lights last year. Only had a few wires to cut this time.

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010

DICK DICER posted:

I just saw either a mosquito or a small low flying cesna

At least you're not here during lovebug season

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

a cat irl posted:

At least you're not here during lovebug season

Are you actually a cat irl

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
me personally, no

but i type for the cat who owns the account because she doesn't have good fingers for typing

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

a cat irl posted:

me personally, no

but i type for the cat who owns the account because she doesn't have good fingers for typing

reported for acct sharing

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
im gonna get banned on account of toxoplasmosis :c

e: srsly tho, congrats Dick, following you was (is) some real illiad poo poo. Im super happy to hear that you've got an adventure planned and I hope that you get to see that launch.

a cat irl fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Oct 26, 2017

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

ExplodingSims posted:

I am so glad I pulled all the wire for the lights last year. Only had a few wires to cut this time.

You get the clutch sorted out?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Fermented Tinal posted:

You get the clutch sorted out?

Were gonna be working on that tomorrow.

Just wanted to knock out something fairly easy at the end of the day. We're all still kinda recovering from the trip

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


One of my cats farted something fierce and it made me think of this thread.

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

DICK DICER posted:

reported for acct sharing

Hey man, you can't ban someone's typing hand human. That'd be like banning someone's seeing eye dog. Gotta be against the ADA or something.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
You're legally not allowed to ask me that question.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

You can ask if that monkey is a service animal, you just can't ask why. :v:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKrM5h4QYw

Well I'm travelling down the road
And the greyhound lost all my load
Those fuckers so fuckin stupid
Sleazy, act like they don't know
I don't know what to say
I'm in a homicidal rage
I got a lot of goon hot sauce
I'm gassy every day
Slaughtering the flies but they bite me anyway
At night at night
Try to get some sleep but they fight me all the way
Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end
Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas
But MAYBE

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind.

Well there you have it baby
I'm just a gaseous guy
Drank a bottle of some hot sauce
But I don't have time to cry
Because theres more to life, than making biting flies die
Like a giant rusty truck baby
Fixing up, those rusted brake lines
The brake fittings baby they don't make no sense
Doesn't really matter cause they broke anyway
Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end
Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas
But MAYBE, maybe with fire I can really kill them all

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind.

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind

Well the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
Baby Can't you hear me farting?
Like a siren song
Like a Siren song........

See ya later Valentine.

Unclean
Jun 28, 2002

wesleywillis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKrM5h4QYw

Well I'm travelling down the road
And the greyhound lost all my load
Those fuckers so fuckin stupid
Sleazy, act like they don't know
I don't know what to say
I'm in a homicidal rage
I got a lot of goon hot sauce
I'm gassy every day
Slaughtering the flies but they bite me anyway
At night at night
Try to get some sleep but they fight me all the way
Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end
Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas
But MAYBE

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind.

Well there you have it baby
I'm just a gaseous guy
Drank a bottle of some hot sauce
But I don't have time to cry
Because theres more to life, than making biting flies die
Like a giant rusty truck baby
Fixing up, those rusted brake lines
The brake fittings baby they don't make no sense
Doesn't really matter cause they broke anyway
Smells like roadkill baby cause I sprayed them with my rear end
Just another giant fart try to kill them with my gas
But MAYBE, maybe with fire I can really kill them all

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind
Can't you hear me farting?
Just like a siren song
All that gas comes from my behind.

All the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
All that gas comes from my behind

Well the goons keep LOLing
Nearly all my marbles gone
Baby Can't you hear me farting?
Like a siren song
Like a Siren song........

See ya later Valentine.

:perfect:

Im a huge Gwar fan and Im blown away by this, wish I could sing so I could record it!

In sad Gwar news (these guys have been through so much poo poo too) Mike Derks aka Balsac the Jaws of Death needs a bone marrow transplant.

https://getinvolved.dkms.org/fundraiser/1163832

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Come to me, my tubby squirrel minions :black101:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Of course I read It in the cadence of Wesley Willis first since I'm phone posting. Still just as good.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

DICK DICER posted:

Come to me, my tubby squirrel minions :black101:

tubby squirrels?

you sure you are in FL?

They all skinny here

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