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Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

El Gallinero Gros posted:

And how many times they could have gotten some if they knew how to spot signals/flirty behaviour

At least one of the girls in the “i catfish u” videos was willing to go along and talk to the dude even though he had fake pics on tinder. Then he started being an autist weirdo and welp

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

At least one of the girls in the “i catfish u” videos was willing to go along and talk to the dude even though he had fake pics on tinder. Then he started being an autist weirdo and welp

Why was she willing to go along?

It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

noether posted:

you know, on second thought, let's pretend you aren't who you are, and just try to attract a woman

also why does he keep spelling being "beeing?" is he being held hostage by bees or something?



Speaking of movies and given the age of most of the posters, I’m surprised no shrek references have come up yet. Another movie that You’d think incels would be all over

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 26, 2017

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A movie about inner beauty as its moral? As if they'd settle for that 1/10

zmcnulty
Jul 26, 2003

I've been shitposting on these dead gay forums for over 14 years, but I've never said this. The time has finally come:

massive spider posted:

Chad-Bourgeois

mods, pls?

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Benny Harvey posted:

Is attraction a choice?

it's a hell of a rabbit hole to go down, but attraction doesn't really happen in a vacuum. it's not so much a choice as it is the result of a lifetime of absorbed biases about certain kinds of people. a lot of the time, not finding black women attractive as a class comes down to subconscious racism, and the same goes for a lot of other marginalized groups

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

There is nothing better than seeing a thread like this, and clicking last post having never read it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Shrek question. Whilst Shrek himself is obviously a Normie Cuck, (Fiona is just with him and cheating with Prince Chadming), what is Donkey?

His wife is clearly below him in looksmatch(?) terms, and fits the term 'roastie' in two ways, (she can roast you with her dragon breath, and I can only imagine her dragon vagina is cavernous compared to his donkey dick). So is he a normie, a cuckcel, or another one of their bullshit made up terms.

On that, and a more serious question: given they have 20 versions of incels, (facecel, gymcel, escortcel, etc.) are there different versions of Chad and Stacy? i.e is a Chad who picks up women by being smart a brainyChad, a Chad who picks up by being polite gallantChad etc. Is there a different between a drunkStacy and a bubblyStacy, and the hipsterStacy?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
BELOW him?? She's a dragon! And by far the most powerful individual character in the series.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
get your loving bargain basement shrek lore out of here

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

hyphz posted:

It’s a hard realisation that sometimes being confident involves (apparently) missing out on things.

Wait, what?

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

noether posted:

a lot of the time, not finding black women attractive as a class comes down to subconscious racism, and the same goes for a lot of other marginalized groups

On that note, shoutout to the online dating thread.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Pick posted:

BELOW him?? She's a dragon! And by far the most powerful individual character in the series.

yeah seriously

there's an entire industry centered around simulating what it'd be like to gently caress a dragon

BrigadierSensible posted:

On that, and a more serious question: given they have 20 versions of incels, (facecel, gymcel, escortcel, etc.) are there different versions of Chad and Stacy? i.e is a Chad who picks up women by being smart a brainyChad, a Chad who picks up by being polite gallantChad etc. Is there a different between a drunkStacy and a bubblyStacy, and the hipsterStacy?

I'm pretty sure that came up in the last thread, but I can't remember what exactly was said

I did find this, though

Female Personality Evolution

quote:

Despite most of them being fuckable, women have to compete too. Every woman wants to not be like other women but her ability to climb up the ranks of uniqueness depends on many factors, such as her intelligence, looks, environment, inborn personality, creativity, and more. This list is quite simplified but it helps define female evolution from its simplest forms to the most complex ones.
Goal is simple and universal to all but the last type: “To maximize number of sustainable high quality orbiters and to obtain the greatest possible appreciation and commitment level from the best available Chad.”
LEVEL 1: Basic Stacy
Life revolves around being validated on social media, make up, identifying with Beyonce's songs, and Chads cock. When eventually too old for Chad to keep on loving, she sells herself to the highest bidder, has kids, gets fatter, dies.* Chad of Choice: Justin Bieber
*keep in mind, if attractive enough, she doesn’t have to compete with anyone below level 8. Especially in Gym Stacy version, which is Basic Stacy attending gym.
LEVEL 2: Basic Stacy Deluxe
Same exact script but with some thought put into rationalizing and romanticizing it to sound deeper than it is. For example, social media obsession is actually her networking or being artistic, and the top 40 songs she identifies with are ballads sang by crap female singers with great vocal range such as Adele, which in her social group counts as having a taste. Will finish college and have some type of career in something like education, and if she ends up purposely unemployed with kids, she'll base her decision on research. She likes Chad because of his confidence and personality and when she gets pumped and dumped she'll actually overcome an abusive relationship. Chad of Choice: Christian Grey
LEVEL 3: Good Girl
Average in every single way, and less attractive than her Stacy friends without actually being ugly, she usually went unnoticed. She appeals to men by being decent and stable, which is what many look for especially in comparison to her friends who can get sponsorships just for loving around. Often from religious or at the very least overprotective families. She doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t sleep around, is average in school, wants to marry and be a mom, and soon enough when removed from school setting where she’s surrounded by more flashy girls, she finds men who are very happy with this offer. What these husbands to be don’t understand is that they bore her to tears, that she dreams of the same Chads who gently caress her best friend she’s living vicariously through, and that the only reason she isn’t living it up is fear. She’s a ticking time bomb that will blow up and result in an especially shocking affair, divorce, and sexual exploration (drunk orgies) later in life. Chad of Choice: Her beta boyfriend’s alpha best friend or her best friend Stacy’s Chad
LEVEL 4: Basic Tomboy
Can range from attractive to ugly, this one is just smart enough to perceive than despite all the attention, men don't really value basic Stacy and her "interests", especially once in a relationship with her. Being interesting doesn’t come naturally to her due to complete lack of original thought, so instead of copying basic Stacies from her circle, she copies basic Norman/Chad in an attempt to get an edge over other girls by being more fun and in tune with the male brain. So she passionately follows sports, denounces anything fancy and girly, wears only natural looking make up, and forces herself upon a group of male friends who accept her because she lets them gently caress her. The other part of her personality focuses on desperately trying to please every stereotypical male desire that stereotypical Stacy stereotypically fails at. This one is a treat for the right kind of guys since in her endless quest to prove how non difficult she is and how much she gets the male mind, she tolerates being cheated on, makes sandwiches, embraces porn, and takes it up the rear end. Chad of choice: male best friend who is alpha in her pack - this one doesn’t annoy men with celebrity crushes, and they aren’t masculine enough for her anyway
LEVEL 5: Quirky fat girl
Unattractive enough when compared to 50% of Stacies around her, and not athletically or socially talented enough to be one of the guys, this one is under the impression she developed a personality. That means putting a lot of thought into standing out. Usually this is achieved through elaborate and irritating fashion choices such as wearing something from the 50ies or making a certain colored lipstick her thing. She also reads. Young adult fiction, of course. Thinks she's a bit of a geek cause she talks to her more nerdy male friends about Harry Potter and acts like she too has a crush on Emma Watson. Attempts humor a lot, think Amy Schumer. Men actually can't stand her but is a relatively easy gently caress during her younger days which leads to resentment and turning to popular feminism later in life. Then she becomes a typical twox/askfemales poster explaining how women wear make up for themselves and how objectified she felt that one time when a drunk guy catcalled her although/because she knows he was actually addressing her friend. Has an office job and cats. Chad of Choice: supporting vampire character from Twilight whose fantasy gay relationships she writes fanfictions about (she knows the saga sucks but it’s her “guilty pleasure”)
LEVEL 6: Tomboy Deluxe (also known as The Gamer Girl)
Good looking and a bit smarter than the average tomboy, she doesn’t have to sell herself short to get an edge over basic Stacy. Claims to get along better with men but makes sure to look cute during. She wants her beta orbiters to really worship her and finds she can get more adoration from the romantic “nerdy” crowd. There she can also find Chads with better earning potential and more willingness to commit than when fishing among average jocks. Since she perfected the formula of mixing universally popular geeky interests (as long as they don’t require too much effort getting into) and cleavage, her ego is over the roof. This also makes her get bored of most men (never the attention though) which makes her sadistic until the right Chad comes along and makes her his bdsm bitch. Chad of Choice: The Joker
LEVEL 7: The Intellectual
Smarter than Gamer Girl, this one is actually able to read a book that isn’t young adult fiction and watch a three hour long black and white European movie where everyone smokes and feels unhappy. She gets some form of personal pleasure from it although mostly just because she knows she’s one of the rare ones who get it. Got into a decent college and will never miss the chance to mention her degrees, including during online arguments. Normally tries to get at least a few of those because being a college student is important to her identity. Is a more advanced level feminist, environmentally and politically aware, liberal, likes to think she’s cynical but is really just sarcastic when applicable. Worked hard to obtain resting bitch face and to appear as disinterested with everything as possible, including sex. Has few friends with benefits among her philosophy student male friends who validate her as a fascinating, smart and witty individual she’s not. Once they turn exclusive men tend to develop deep loathing for her, which is fine because she loathes them back. Chad of Choice: Her philosophy or English literature professor, at least until they finally have sex
LEVEL 8: Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Very beautiful face that always made men idolize her over slutty big tittied Stacies. Never really felt overly pressured to compete with women in her surrounding because men always fell in love with her whenever she smiled at them. Isn’t completely dumb but her energy is mainly focused on unproductive self analysis because everyone convinced her she's fascinating. What she needs validated is that this is really true, because on some level she knows that she is actually pretty boring. Her challenge is picking the right Chad worth settling for, and in the process she breaks many men’s hearts and egos. She doesn’t really know what to focus on and doesn’t like to feel like a bad person, so she deals with her hypergamy by creating a very flaky, inconsistent personality that mirrors adored and special types of women in popular culture. Often turns to drugs out of boredom but without seriously committing to them either, and develops existential depression every time she gets too settled into anything, because she is never sure if she’s missing out on something better. She looks for artistic talent Chads to provide what she herself can’t in her hopeless, exhausting attempts to be creative. Her taste in art boils down to her appreciating whatever is pretentious enough to make her think she doesn't get it. Chad of Choice: Lead singers from hipster bands such as Arctic Monkeys
LEVEL 9: The Unicorn
Had at least one big trauma or unhappy childhood which hosed her up, combined with receiving extreme adoration from men later in life. This created a fun mix of insecurity and ego, and a few mental disorders. She is usually a very sexually conflicted asexual. She has a good ability to at least subconsciously read people and she adapts her personality to mirror the fantasies of the men she is talking to. This is because she is always looking to be everyone’s everything. Her introductions are great, after which she enters a depressive phase and then goes into total destruction mode. Because she wants to leave a lasting impact without restricting herself to one person or one life, she does it by leaving scars so that they think of her even in her absence. She can’t fall in love with individual men, and is mainly solipsistic. Thinks of herself as completely emotionally empty and most likely is an addict, but can keep on bouncing back for a while due to everyone in the world wanting to support her. Chad of Choice: N/A
Level 10: Level 9 that manages to murder you and through it become the most significant person in your life while also being free of you and able to play the same crucial role in other people's lives. Role only reserved for a small percentage of female psychopaths, but if you're searching for one, places like this is where you find them so don't stop believing....

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Pick posted:

get your loving bargain basement shrek lore out of here

I'm with pick on this one. That dragon is hot, hyuck hyuck hyuck!

Dunkey exudes confidence despite being a little weirdo. He's like an anti-incel.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

noether posted:

Female Personality Evolution

This is what happens when boys watch way too much Sentai as kids

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
stop replying to benny pill

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That woman taxonomy is :airquote: interesting, but in truth most of the time,

Ghostlight posted:

They are called Stacy because all women are the same am i right guys.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth


found a chad infographic. spoiler: it's mostly racism

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

noether posted:



found a chad infographic. spoiler: it's mostly racism

"Chaun". loving "Chaun"

Was Carlos too difficult to come up with?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That one was posted before, and it's shoddy work.

I mean come on, everyone knows a black Chad is a Tyrone :rolleyes:

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Ok, how?

Ok assuming that you're right and attraction is a 3-point spectrum of "attractive, acting unattractive, and truly unattractive"--which you're not--what makes you think this is exclusive to women? It really doesn't seem like it because you're inexperienced but when you get to know more than a few women as friends you see that despite a different vantage point they're way more like guys than they're not.

That's on you, and creates a "dog chasing a car" mentality where you're so used to the impotent whine that once you luck into some woman who wants to gently caress you you're going to self-destruct because that is easier than chancing swallowing your pride.

You are way, way closer than you think. Go do some volunteer work at a hospital, animal center, or some other place with a sizable lady population where everyone's reason for being there is to work. Get to know a few of them solely in a platonic capacity. Learn about their lives. You clearly need that kind-of experience.

I didn't say attraction was a three point spectrum? Anyone can act unattractive regardless of their looks. And I'm sure the type of behaviour I described is found in men too. However, as I say men are typically the applicant and so the dynamic would tend more towards women being in control.

I also don't know what you mean about self destruction. I've had a couple relationships run their course and I came out the same as I went in.

Fwiw my workplace has about a 50/50 split and its a big place. I'm not really a social person but I see what you're saying about platonic relationships. However, I already realise that women are the same as men except for social dynamics. Besides which I don't won't to be seen as pining or being a "Nice Guy".


Re: the poster who commented about "bitch shield": it's real. Men are idiots who take politeness for interest so I don't blame women for doing it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Benny Harvey posted:

"bitch shield": it's real.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



To clarify, since the empty quote is a little ambiguous, I'm not agreeing with you I'm highlighting your retarded kfc double down.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Benny Harvey posted:

I didn't say attraction was a three point spectrum? Anyone can act unattractive regardless of their looks. And I'm sure the type of behaviour I described is found in men too. However, as I say men are typically the applicant and so the dynamic would tend more towards women being in control.

I also don't know what you mean about self destruction. I've had a couple relationships run their course and I came out the same as I went in.

Fwiw my workplace has about a 50/50 split and its a big place. I'm not really a social person but I see what you're saying about platonic relationships. However, I already realise that women are the same as men except for social dynamics. Besides which I don't won't to be seen as pining or being a "Nice Guy".


Re: the poster who commented about "bitch shield": it's real. Men are idiots who take politeness for interest so I don't blame women for doing it.
Ok, washing my hands of this. Troll or someone who is really that pathetic, don't care. I get where you are mentally/emotionally, but I can't unfuck that knot unless you're ready for it. You're not ready. Enjoy the years of torture before something--preferably meds--knocks you loose.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
I mean yeah, I tense up when someone I don't really want to talk to starts trying to strike up conversation, especially if I get the idea that they're hitting on me, but I think just about everybody does that. it's a reflexive thing towards people that make you uncomfortable, nothing more

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Benny Harvey posted:

Is attraction a choice?

is attractiveness objective?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Benny Harvey posted:

Re: the poster who commented about "bitch shield": it's real. Men are idiots who take politeness for interest so I don't blame women for doing it.

Incel decloaking off our starboard bow. Bitch shield up. Red alert.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

noether posted:

I mean yeah, I tense up when someone I don't really want to talk to starts trying to strike up conversation, especially if I get the idea that they're hitting on me, but I think just about everybody does that. it's a reflexive thing towards people that make you uncomfortable, nothing more

uhm no, it's a thing only women, aka "bitches" do

Men are never rude or act disinterested in people they don't like. Men are always perfect gentlemen

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

This is what happens when boys watch way too much Sentai as kids

super sentai are heroes who've saved japan from countless invasions and i will not have you slander them like this :mad:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Incel decloaking off our starboard bow. Bitch shield up. Red alert.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

'Shitgender'.

Holy gently caress I found the problem, guys!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

You're gonna call out 'shitgender', but pass up 'normal human being' and 'ruin the gene pool'? Almost have an Incel Bingo there.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

BrigadierSensible posted:

Shrek question. Whilst Shrek himself is obviously a Normie Cuck, (Fiona is just with him and cheating with Prince Chadming), what is Donkey?

His wife is clearly below him in looksmatch(?) terms,

What the hell are you talking about

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


/r/incels: What the hell are you talking about

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

/r/incels: What the hell are you talking about

Who in thier right mind would say a dragon is lower than a donkey

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Milo and POTUS posted:

stop replying to benny pill

*Yakkity Sax plays at half speed in a minor key*

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
god drat it benny

Anyway, let’s check out the saga of basedtruecel4 as he travels across the country to fix his dumb face!

A recap:

quote:

Update on likely plastic surgery. I had my consultation with him and here's what he said.
u/BasedTruecel4
My nose is very long and pointy. It projects outward quite a bit. Also, my chin is slightly recessed, he mentioned that too. He said what he can do is put in chin implants to make my chin project a little more which will aid in making the nose look more normal. Also what he said is he can add some cartilage to the bridge of my nose right where it connects to my face and decrease the amount of pointiness of the tip of my nose which will both make it appear reduced in size and more natural.

This is it, guys. I just might have hope. Now I just need to poo poo bricks of cash and pay for it, and fly over there and get it done. I cannot wait.

Edit: Who's the bitter gently caress that downvoted this? Thought you "normies" wanted us to succeed lmao.

And now the update!

quote:

Alright, boyos. My surgery will cost $11,000, plus maybe $3000 or so in traveling expenses. This is it.
u/BasedTruecel4
All I have to do now is wait for insurance to go through (one of the procedures is covered by insurance surprisingly), take out my loan to pay for it, put in two weeks at job, travel there and get it. All this should be accomplished before 2 months, basically before this year ends.

I'm excited. Again, religioncels, ignore the true copers saying you're coping, please continue to pray for me. This might be it. I might have a chance at living the normal life, or AT LEAST a semi normal life.

Wish me luck guys! I will continue to leave updates periodically.

also there were some comments about how plastic surgeons are blackpilled. I wonder why looks would matter to a guy who makes a living off changing looks hmmm :thunk:

My Linux Rig fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Oct 26, 2017

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
That dude also posted this yesterday:

quote:

"This sub is toxic, it ruins people!!!" Well, guess what self proclaimed normshits? You're wrong, and here's why.
submitted 12 hours ago by BasedTruecel4 [Deformed 1/10 Circus Freak]

This sub, as you may have noticed, always points out the negative qualities of us men (recessed chin, no jawline, etc.) that is very damaging to your self esteem and the overall quality of life. It also points out good traits on a man that generally provides him with success and good fortune when it comes to women.
Well, if it weren't for this sub, I'd have no idea why people disliked me and why females didn't date me. I seriously fell for your guys' trap. I legitimately thought I was at fault for why I couldn't get laid. So no matter how much harder I tried, or how much I tried improving myself, nothing ever worked.
I came here and realized why I couldn't get laid. Because it's all looks. Every bit of a relationship and sex life is looks 100%. Not a single gap filled in by personality, confidence, whatever. It's all looks. And now that I've become more self aware and realized why I am truly incel, I can truly fix it by getting plastic surgery. No personality poo poo, no haircuts that I was already getting, no showering like I already have been (and still do btw, I take care of myself), none of that retarded dumb poo poo. Now I know it's all about looks and can make a long term investment that has the potential in improving my entire life and will actually let me escape this hellhole.
So yeah, this sub has a purpose, and it's a good purpose. Just because you ignorant fucks with your heads in the sand disagree with the truth we show, doesn't mean we're a hate sub or whatever. You can disagree all you want, but the truth is the truth. And any and all incels that come here and see the truth for themselves will realize it's truth, unless some of them decide to hardcore cope and keep their heads in the sand.

This guy is going to melt down spectacularly, possibly violently, when he doesn't suddenly start slaying after he takes out a big loan, quits his job, and travels across the country to get his chin and nose done.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Please let him post before and after pics.

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chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

This one goes out to all my true copers out there.

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