/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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massive spider: Dec 6, 2006

ALFbrot posted:

That dude also posted this yesterday:

This guy is going to melt down spectacularly, possibly violently, when he doesn't suddenly start slaying after he takes out a big loan, quits his job, and travels across the country to get his chin and nose done.

oh no this guys definitely gonna start slaying sooner or later

# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:50

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:03

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

massive spider posted:

oh no this guys definitely gonna start slaying sooner or later

# ? Oct 26, 2017 15:53

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

chumbler posted:

This one goes out to all my true copers out there.

All Copers Are Bastards.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:01

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

How is Patrick Bateman not among incel messiahs yet? A Chad and a literal slayer. He shared incel opinions on women too.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:02

Good Parmesan: Nov 30, 2007; I TAKE PHOTOS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN IN PLANET FITNESS

Palpek posted:

How is Patrick Bateman not among incel messiahs yet? A Chad and a literal slayer. He shared incel opinions on women too.

Gymcel to cope.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:06

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

Plenty of nerdy/shy/nervous/etc guys will jump on any opportunity to join in a social event or be around a woman because of the chance of ~~sex~~ validation. Part of showing confidence is not doing that - if a woman's being an rear end in a top hat then walk away just as you would any other rear end in a top hat. But that's tough to get for guys in that position. Especially since the rear end in a top hat you walked away from will very probably try to talk up would could have happened or insult you for social isolating yourself, which is actually just because assholes do that, but is too often taken as actual constructive criticism.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:13

Rufio: Feb 6, 2003; I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

hyphz posted:

Plenty of nerdy/shy/nervous/etc guys will jump on any opportunity to join in a social event or be around a woman because of the chance of ~~sex~~ validation. Part of showing confidence is not doing that - if a woman's being an rear end in a top hat then walk away just as you would any other rear end in a top hat. But that's tough to get for guys in that position. Especially since the rear end in a top hat you walked away from will very probably try to talk up would could have happened or insult you for social isolating yourself, which is actually just because assholes do that, but is too often taken as actual constructive criticism.

I cant make any sense of this

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:29

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Rufio posted:

I cant make any sense of this

He seems to have had a stroke halfway through

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:33

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Have incels ever explained why coping is a bad thing? I always thought of finding ways to cope with situations to be good, like a way to put a positive spin on stuff.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:46

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

KillerJunglist posted:

Have incels ever explained why coping is a bad thing? I always thought of finding ways to cope with situations to be good, like a way to put a positive spin on stuff.

It's the only way to make themselves feel validated for not doing anything. Put every type of effort under a derogatory term and there you go, you can LDAR in peace.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 16:59

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

KillerJunglist posted:

Have incels ever explained why coping is a bad thing? I always thought of finding ways to cope with situations to be good, like a way to put a positive spin on stuff.

I've never understood this either. If you have an infection, is taking antibiotics cope? If someone parks their car atop your foot, is yelling at them to get their loving car off your foot cope? Why is trying to improve a bad situation somehow a bad thing?

# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:00

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ReidRansom posted:

I've never understood this either. If you have an infection, is taking antibiotics cope? If someone parks their car atop your foot, is yelling at them to get their loving car off your foot cope? Why is trying to improve a bad situation somehow a bad thing?

YOU MUST FOLLOW THE CODE OF THE BUSHIDO OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX

# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:05

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You're not blackpilled enough because you think a cope is solving the situation. Antibiotics prevent a bacterial infection, moving the car frees your foot. Copes don't solve inceldom, they are simply lies you tell yourself to live in ignorance of the true world. Working out at the gym and becoming confident are copes because even if (if!!!!) they get you a girlfriend and get you laid that doesn't solve the intractable issue that you are not Chad. The fundamental unfairness of the sexual marketplace remains and you have lost your privileged status as an outsider, an incel, and you are now just a normie cuck getting cucked like a loving idiot by a woman who doesn't and could never really love you. You have done nothing but fallen asleep and, while you sleep, John Carpenter's Chad Lives.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Ghostlight posted:

You're not blackpilled enough because you think a cope is solving the situation. Antibiotics prevent a bacterial infection, moving the car frees your foot. Copes don't solve inceldom, they are simply lies you tell yourself to live in ignorance of the true world. Working out at the gym and becoming confident are copes because even if (if!!!!) they get you a girlfriend and get you laid that doesn't solve the intractable issue that you are not Chad. The fundamental unfairness of the sexual marketplace remains and you have lost your privileged status as an outsider, an incel, and you are now just a normie cuck getting cucked like a loving idiot by a woman who doesn't and could never really love you. You have done nothing but fallen asleep and, while you sleep, John Carpenter's Chad Lives.

Make this entire post the new thread title, thank you.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:04

noether: May 1, 2017; some kinda cutesy shoggoth

KillerJunglist posted:

Have incels ever explained why coping is a bad thing? I always thought of finding ways to cope with situations to be good, like a way to put a positive spin on stuff.

it's the whole "brutal honesty" thing that's just negativity for its own sake.

"how dare someone make themselves less miserable? they need to be reminded that they're awful and can't ever escape it"

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:47

chumbler: Mar 28, 2010

noether posted:

it's the whole "brutal honesty" thing that's just negativity for its own sake.

"how dare someone make themselves less miserable? they need to be reminded that they're awful and can't ever escape it"

Inceldom's roots apparently lie in catholicism.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:56

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Palpek posted:

How is Patrick Bateman not among incel messiahs yet? A Chad and a literal slayer. He shared incel opinions on women too.

I feel like he's before their time and these sad sacks only go for the latest edgy poo poo. Plus he's capable of being brutally honest with himself (by the end of the movie anyway) and that's a trait these cowards despise.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 26, 2017

# ? Oct 26, 2017 19:28

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

chumbler posted:

Inceldom's roots apparently lie in catholicism.

fam you have not been in a church since 1920 if you think catholicism's got anything to do with this poo poo

# ? Oct 26, 2017 19:33

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

chumbler posted:

Inceldom's roots apparently lie in catholicism.

Based on some of their theories, it oddly enough might be

# ? Oct 26, 2017 19:48

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

I�d have thought certain flavours of protestantism would be way more in line with this type of thinking. At least catholics can actually be absolved of things in a structural way.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 19:51

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

lemon-lyme disease posted:

I�d have thought certain flavours of protestantism would be way more in line with this type of thinking. At least catholics can actually be absolved of things in a structural way.

Totally could see inceldom being read as a kind of quasi-calvinism.

Though I don't think the title "The Incel Work Ethic" would work as well as Weber's

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Oct 26, 2017

# ? Oct 26, 2017 19:55

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

Calvinism is a perfect fit. After all, whether or not you�ll get laid [by a �hot� girl] IS clearly set in stone at birth, regardless of life choices.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:00

noether: May 1, 2017; some kinda cutesy shoggoth

wasn't there a rash of incels posting about islam that came up a while back? I think they're just drawn to authoritarianism in general

unrelated:

If you have a lightbulb shaped head, you might as well just rope yourself because you will be alone for every moment you're alive.

(post is just a title)

quote:

you know the stories about nephilim in the bible? translated as giants? I bet back then, jewish guys, small nerdy dudes, saw tall chads coming and taking their women, and wrote stories about it which got misinterpreted thousands of years later.
When people began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that they were fair; and they took wives for themselves of all that they chose. Then the Lord said, �My spirit shall not abide in mortals forever, for they are flesh; their days shall be one hundred twenty years.� The Nephilim were on the earth in those days�and also afterward�when the sons of God went in to the daughters of humans, who bore children to them. These were the heroes that were of old, warriors of renown.
� Genesis 6:1�4, New Revised Standard Version

a commenter posted:

how do i distinguish between lightbulb shape and oval?

op posted:

In the same way that you distinguish between up and loving down.

a commenter posted:

can you confirm if i send u a photo

op posted:

No

I have never seen anyone with a lightbulb-shaped head. I don't even know what that could possibly mean

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:06

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

Palpek posted:

How is Patrick Bateman not among incel messiahs yet? A Chad and a literal slayer. He shared incel opinions on women too.

he ends up getting cucked by his ability to fit in and ends up a tremendous beta when nobody gives a poo poo about anything about him except his outward appearances or something

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:14

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

serial murder is a cope

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:16

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Is talking about what things are and aren't cope, cope?

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:19

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

You can't fool me. It's coping all the way down.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:31

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

noether posted:

I have never seen anyone with a lightbulb-shaped head. I don't even know what that could possibly mean

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:31

Rufio: Feb 6, 2003; I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Calvinists believe they are the chosen. Incels are more of a reverse Calvinism since it's clearly Chad who will inherit the Earth

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

noether posted:

I have never seen anyone with a lightbulb-shaped head. I don't even know what that could possibly mean

# ? Oct 26, 2017 20:33

EPIC fat guy vids: Feb 3, 2011; squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!; Lipstick Apathy

Holy poo poo those catfishu videos. Goes right out insulting/threatening his "dates", even the one who still offers to grab some food in spite of the lie, and then thinks he's vindicated and his point is proven.

They didn't leave because of looks you loving moron. I'm not sure there the divide is on the "mental illness" vs "brain destroyed through years of exposure to false social ideals, harem anime and that echo chamber reddit without leaving the house".

# ? Oct 26, 2017 21:09

joylessdivision: Jun 15, 2013

Ghostlight posted:

You're not blackpilled enough because you think a cope is solving the situation. Antibiotics prevent a bacterial infection, moving the car frees your foot. Copes don't solve inceldom, they are simply lies you tell yourself to live in ignorance of the true world. Working out at the gym and becoming confident are copes because even if (if!!!!) they get you a girlfriend and get you laid that doesn't solve the intractable issue that you are not Chad. The fundamental unfairness of the sexual marketplace remains and you have lost your privileged status as an outsider, an incel, and you are now just a normie cuck getting cucked like a loving idiot by a woman who doesn't and could never really love you. You have done nothing but fallen asleep and, while you sleep, John Carpenter's Chad Lives.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 21:58

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Femoids are considered to be the gatekeepers of sex, in which, they are solely responsible for choosing who they want to mate with. This, of course, is the result of rampant sexual freedom that they experience; where instead of having sex with your looks match, bitches would go on to have endless sex with genetically superior males, while the rest of the male population is left to rot and starve to death.

Just ask yourselves: Why should thousands and thousands of innocent men be deprived of their sexual needs? It is nothing but an injustice of the highest order. Sex is every mans fundamental right, regardless of the man's appearance or mental state. And most importantly, ask yourselves this: what did a species, who are incapable of rationality, do to deserve to choose who they want to have sex with?

Men should be the ones who should make that decision for femoids. Because unlike cumrags, men are rational, intelligent and have very good reasoning skills. Which is why patriarchal societies where the pinnacle of human existence. There was no sexual marketplace inequity, nor was femoids given too much freedom to do as they please. Society itself kept bitches hypergamous and promiscuous nature in check; as it should be. Because let's be honest: if femoids are left to roam the world unchecked, society itself would not last for much longer.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 22:14

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

fruit on the bottom posted:

Femoids are considered to be the gatekeepers of sex, in which, they are solely responsible for choosing who they want to mate with. This, of course, is the result of rampant sexual freedom that they experience; where instead of having sex with your looks match, bitches would go on to have endless sex with genetically superior males, while the rest of the male population is left to rot and starve to death.

[...]

Men should be the ones who should make that decision for femoids. Because unlike cumrags, men are rational, intelligent and have very good reasoning skills. Which is why patriarchal societies where the pinnacle of human existence. There was no sexual marketplace inequity, nor was femoids given too much freedom to do as they please. Society itself kept bitches hypergamous and promiscuous nature in check; as it should be. Because let's be honest: if femoids are left to roam the world unchecked, society itself would not last for much longer.

I'm having trouble reconciling these two paragraphs. On the one hand, he admits that Chads have superior genes, and the Staceys are doing God's work by making every generation Chadlier than the last, and then in the next paragraph he wants to take that all away. It's like Idiocracy for ugly people.

P.S. r/Incels: Idiocracy for Ugly People.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 22:36

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

If incels are Calvinists, is saint Elliott Martin Luther who split from the Catholics (PUAs)?

And yes, Rodgers didn't invent puahate but then Luther also wasn't the first splitter but they both get the legacy.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 22:39

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

/r/incels: unlike cumrags, men are rational,

# ? Oct 26, 2017 22:40

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Long time lurker here. Just had the most rage inducing experience of my life! You can�t be nice to females, they don�t appreciate poo poo!

I was just getting a train home. To give a bit of background it�s from one city to another for work and it stops in many places. It takes roughly two hours for my part of the journey. It is specially busy this day and I am sitting in my seat and the hallway is filled with people. Directly next to me is a female, 7/10, and is visually stressed and down as she has to stand for potentially 1.5 hours, has lots of luggage and it�s warm as gently caress.

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I�ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

# ? Oct 26, 2017 23:13

navier-stoked: Aug 30, 2004

fruit on the bottom posted:

Long time lurker here. Just had the most rage inducing experience of my life! You can�t be nice to females, they don�t appreciate poo poo!

I was just getting a train home. To give a bit of background it�s from one city to another for work and it stops in many places. It takes roughly two hours for my part of the journey. It is specially busy this day and I am sitting in my seat and the hallway is filled with people. Directly next to me is a female, 7/10, and is visually stressed and down as she has to stand for potentially 1.5 hours, has lots of luggage and it�s warm as gently caress.

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I�ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

She was supposed to sit down and start sucking his dilz. Can you believe that such injustice exists in the world?

# ? Oct 26, 2017 23:24

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

ReadingZucchini posted:

She was supposed to sit down and start sucking his dilz. Can you believe that such injustice exists in the world?

I would be intrigued to know how everyone �judged him�.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 23:27

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:03

navier-stoked: Aug 30, 2004

hyphz posted:

I would be intrigued to know how everyone �judged him�.

"Heh, she didn't suck his dilz :owned:

# ? Oct 26, 2017 23:30

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