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Oh my god this has turned into a pure American farce. No one is coming off well in this story anymore.
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Oh thank christ the writer is pulling the ripcord. End this madness so Spider-Man can team up with Black Panther or something.
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Oct 26, 2017 23:48
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They seemed to be doing just fine under Tyrannus, to the point where they had deposed Moleman...
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Oct 26, 2017 23:52
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mind the walrus posted:Oh thank christ the writer is pulling the ripcord. End this madness so Spider-Man can team up with Black Panther or something. Why do you hate love? I wanted them to be together so badly.
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Oct 26, 2017 23:57
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bob human being posted:Why do you hate love? I wanted them to be together so badly.
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Oct 27, 2017 00:22
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“I must go, my molepeople need me” NOTE: MOLE MAN DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO THE INSIDE OF THE PLANET True love is dead
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Oct 27, 2017 00:23
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mind the walrus posted:I hate Aunt May. I hate her so much. I'm being won over to that camp. What with her weak-rear end lungs, her instant jump to suspecting infidelity rather than the onus of responsibility keeping Melvin from her side*, to her brittle bones because SHE JUST WON'T TAKE HER CALCIUM SUPPLEMENTS. DO YOU WANT YOUR RIBS TO SNAP LIKE DRIED TWIGS IF YOU FALL, MAY? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DON'T TAKE YOUR CALCIUM SUPPLEMENTS. * - I'm guessing she went with infidelity as her 1st guess because Ben cheated on her all the time. Because, well, who wouldn't if they were saddled in a loveless marriage with May.
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Oct 27, 2017 00:26
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Ben cheated on her with Peter's mom. But she was probably banging Peter's father so it's good.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:00
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Oh gosh, imagine if Trouble was canon in the Newspaperverse (For those unfamiliar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trouble_(comics))
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Lobok posted:You might only need a dose every day if you're trying to fend off 1,500 years of ageing rather than a transformation of conventional ages from GILF to MILF. So you're saying she'd need a dose every hour?
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Oct 27, 2017 01:09
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mind the walrus posted:Oh thank christ the writer is pulling the ripcord. End this madness so Spider-Man can team up with Black Panther or something. I will fight you IRL.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:24
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Wakanda needs a queen.
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I'm legit mad at this. If someone had told me a couple of years ago that I'd care about damned Aunt May marrying Mole Man, I wouldn't have believed it, but here we are.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:39
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unfortunately, moley had to go. this comic strip couldn't continue if he was always hanging around, acting all noble and heroic. it would make nsm look even worse.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:45
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Newspaper Mole Man is the hero the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now
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Oct 27, 2017 01:48
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I'm sorry my sweet May, but I must leave to fetch a pack of cigarettes that they only make underground, back in 10.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:51
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I'm going to take out a subscription to the Daily Bugle 
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Oct 27, 2017 10:52
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Melvin, you're super rich. Just buy some cheap land off in buttfuck nowhere and build a nice ranch where you, May, and the moloids can live out the rest of your days in peace.
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May isn't actually allergic to underground. She just has, well, opinions on moloids.
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jyrque posted:May isn't actually allergic to underground. She just has, well, opinions on moloids. Oh, she's got nothing against them, per se. It's just their music and how loud they are on the bus.
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I hope we get 2 more weeks of Mole Man explaining to Aunt May that they cannot be together because its so loving interesting (and to make you guys lose your minds at their 'doomed love' or whatever). Seriously Aunt may, just die and get out of the way of progress! I bet she voted Trump.
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I'll marry Aunt May if Melvin won't take responsibility!
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enigmahfc posted:Seriously Aunt may, just die and get out of the way of progress! Uncle Ben said "with great power comes great responsibility" but Aunt May always said "bash the fash". 
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Lobok posted:Uncle Ben said "with great power comes great responsibility" but Aunt May always said "bash the fash". I now see why Melvin is attracted. I hope their wedding registry had His and Hers Whacking Sticks
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Proteus Jones posted:Whacking Sticks 
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Oct 27, 2017 16:29
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This is what I'm talking about, May is awesome.
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'Shame on you' Aunt May was so awesome in the Raimi films. I really liked her speech later in the film when Peter's given up being Spider-Man. She practically flat out says ''I know you're Spider-man Peter, and people need Spider-man, so get your poo poo together''.
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Admit it Melvin, you realized what a mistake you were making. Either that or the Moloids serve some insane ecological purpose.
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mind the walrus posted:Admit it Melvin, you realized what a mistake you were making. Either that or the Moloids serve some insane ecological purpose. They keep the hollow earth from collapsing.
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I think he's just trying to push his duties to Spidey. "Oh, I guess my love for you is forever doomed. If only SOMEBODY was here to RULE THE ONLY BEINGS DUMBER THAN SPIDER-MAN AND ALSO USE AAAAAALLLLLL THAT MONEY I HAD LAYING AROUND, MORE MONEY THAN THE DAILY BUGLE IS EVEN WORTH. If only, but alas now we will both be miserable, surely your nephew PETER PARKER, SPIDER-MAN'S "PHOTOGRAPHER", WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU THIS SAD."
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White Mole's Burden
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i wish they'd just keep whatever weird poo poo happens in this setting instead of hitting the reset button. i mean, who actually minds having uncle moley stick around?
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