fruit on the bottom posted:

And most importantly, ask yourselves this: what did a species, who are incapable of rationality, do to deserve to choose who they want to have sex with?

fruit on the bottom posted:

Long time lurker here. Just had the most rage inducing experience of my life! You can’t be nice to females, they don’t appreciate poo poo!

I was just getting a train home. To give a bit of background it’s from one city to another for work and it stops in many places. It takes roughly two hours for my part of the journey. It is specially busy this day and I am sitting in my seat and the hallway is filled with people. Directly next to me is a female, 7/10, and is visually stressed and down as she has to stand for potentially 1.5 hours, has lots of luggage and it’s warm as gently caress.

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I’ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

fruit on the bottom posted:

Whenever this thread gets gassed, I’m gonna see how long I can go in the next one without breaking kayfabe.

Fathis Munk posted:

Lottery of Babylon does that in the PYF Idiots on Social Media thread, just posting insane quotes without sourcing them or putting them in quotes. Newer people to the thread still get caught off guard from time to time about it.

Hobologist posted:

I'm having trouble reconciling these two paragraphs. On the one hand, he admits that Chads have superior genes, and the Staceys are doing God's work by making every generation Chadlier than the last, and then in the next paragraph he wants to take that all away. It's like Idiocracy for ugly people.

P.S. r/Incels: Idiocracy for Ugly People.

ReadingZucchini posted:

She was supposed to sit down and start sucking his dilz. Can you believe that such injustice exists in the world?

Fathis Munk posted:

Once more incels consider women as an actually different species.

Which just

green chicken feet posted:

entitlement complex.

fruit on the bottom posted:

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I’ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

green chicken feet posted:

Incels don't know how to do an act of kindness and not expect something in return. It's part of their entitlement complex.

Too bad they will never know the joy that comes from a truly unselfish act. Their loss, and they don't even know they're missing out.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Long time lurker here. Just had the most rage inducing experience of my life! You can’t be nice to females, they don’t appreciate poo poo!

I was just getting a train home. To give a bit of background it’s from one city to another for work and it stops in many places. It takes roughly two hours for my part of the journey. It is specially busy this day and I am sitting in my seat and the hallway is filled with people. Directly next to me is a female, 7/10, and is visually stressed and down as she has to stand for potentially 1.5 hours, has lots of luggage and it’s warm as gently caress.

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I’ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

ReadingZucchini posted:

Sorry, Benny Harvey has this gimmick covered in this thread.

My Linux Rig posted:

I wish someone would shake these people while shouting “sex isn’t a reward”

fruit on the bottom posted:

'Entitled' is a fairly meaningless word that does not accurately describe most of the incels on this sub or elsewhere on the Internet. On one extreme, the word 'entitled' is used to describe men who literally believe that they should be able to force women to date them. On the other extreme, the word 'entitled' is used to describe men who are merely frustrated or sad that they can't find anyone at all to date them. This type of frustration is reasonable, since sex and romantic relationships are regarded by many as one of the most fulfilling things in life. The problem with using the word 'entitled' for both categories of men is that it lumps them together, demonizing men in the latter category by comparing them to men in the former category. If you wish to criticize our views, please be more specific than merely calling us 'entitled.'

Fathis Munk posted:

We can only wish that Benny posts un sourced quotes. We all know the reality is much more depressing.

Benny Harvey posted:

Hahaha dance puppets dance!

Fathis Munk posted:

We can only wish that Benny posts un sourced quotes. We all know the reality is much more depressing.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

dude the "ironic puppetmaster" defense is even sadder than the serious puppetmaster defense

Hobologist posted:

So close and yet so far.

If he was a Chad he would have whipped it out right there and had the best commute of his life.

Literally A Person posted:

Guy Mann posted:

Well they're not wrong, I'm sure the widespread isolation and malaise that late-stage capitalism brought on in America is something that future generations will look back on in horror.

Literally A Person posted:

PetraCore posted:

This is a fetish right.

PetraCore posted:

This is a fetish right.

Guy Mann posted:

Sub-8 males rub a habanero pepper on your foreskin whilst choking yourself with a belt, this is the exquisite suffering you'll never feel under the heels of a Stacy.

Literally A Person posted:

It's really hard to jerk off through that kind of eye pain but, uh, yeah probably.

hyphz posted:

Well, the definition is that members of different species cannot breed together...

Ghostlight posted:

Chad lions and Stacy tigers

Guy Mann posted:

Well they're not wrong, I'm sure the widespread isolation and malaise that late-stage capitalism brought on in America is something that future generations will look back on in horror.

Coolguye posted:

this 'isolation and malaise' is ubiquitous to civilization since cities were founded. the current generation is more fair and egalitarian in terms of fair access to sex partners than any generation since the sumerians were writing on clay tablets. there are thousands of instances of the disproportionate access high class men had to sexual conquests, be it from incan emperors complaining about how many women they had to gently caress on a daily basis or the spread of literacy in middle age europe coming not from better or more accessible education, but from wealthy merchant and crafter families outbreeding the shitfarmers so much that the grandchildren of merchants became shitfarmers (but they could read and write because granddad taught them how).

150 years ago, the supermajority of all humans on the planet never moved more than 50 miles from the place of their birth their entire lives.

gently caress, in the epic of gilgamesh, one of the primary complaints that people loaded up Enkidu with to get him to go fight Gilgamesh was that Gilgamesh had a law that said he had a right to all the hymens in the city. like literally if you married a woman, you had to give her to gilgamesh so he could gently caress her first. Enkidu ended up fighting Gilgamesh but he didn't make him go back on the law because they ended up respecting each other and becoming bros - so gilgamesh continued to go on and be a stand-up awesome guy in the story...who hosed every virgin and literally cuckolded every man in his city because that was his right.

the poo poo that these morons complain about is as old as civilization itself and by any objective measure the problem is smaller and life is more equal today than it has been at any point in history before. like this isn't arguable, it is verifiable fact that being anywhere in the western hemisphere makes you orders of magnitude better off in terms of romantic possibilities, short of being an emperor or other royal.

not that the first word of any of this matters because of the mythical Chad and their negative canthal tilt or whatever the utter gently caress these self-loathing scumsuckers lament.

Coolguye posted:

there are definitely a lot of very detailed descriptions of how loving fine enkidu's rear end was

like, specifically his rear end.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Long time lurker here. Just had the most rage inducing experience of my life! You can’t be nice to females, they don’t appreciate poo poo!

I was just getting a train home. To give a bit of background it’s from one city to another for work and it stops in many places. It takes roughly two hours for my part of the journey. It is specially busy this day and I am sitting in my seat and the hallway is filled with people. Directly next to me is a female, 7/10, and is visually stressed and down as she has to stand for potentially 1.5 hours, has lots of luggage and it’s warm as gently caress.

She starts making chit chat with me about how busy it is and how bullshit it is that they accept more tickets than seats etc. She is smiling at me and actually starting convo which is completely alien to me, I’ve never had this level of interaction with someone this attractive. She even giggled at me and joked about sitting on my lap!

After about 30 mins I felt bad so I offered her my seat for a bit. She declined the offer once but as soon as I said, you sure? She jumped at the chance. So I, like the total complete idiot I am get up for this bitch and let her sit in my seat.

What does this act of kindness get a subhuman like me you ask?

She sits down, takes out her laptop, puts overear headphones on and completely blanks me for the next 1.5 hours of the journey! I was so furious that this bitch used me like this for her own gain. Why am I this subhuman trash?

I stood in the hallways like a cuck for the rest of the ride while everyone judged me. Never again! Black pill is bitter!

BrigadierSensible posted:

"I did a good thing, which should be worth (X) sex points, she accepted, which means she must give me (X) amount of sex."

Coolguye posted:

this 'isolation and malaise' is ubiquitous to civilization since cities were founded. the current generation is more fair and egalitarian in terms of fair access to sex partners than any generation since the sumerians were writing on clay tablets. there are thousands of instances of the disproportionate access high class men had to sexual conquests, be it from incan emperors complaining about how many women they had to gently caress on a daily basis or the spread of literacy in middle age europe coming not from better or more accessible education, but from wealthy merchant and crafter families outbreeding the shitfarmers so much that the grandchildren of merchants became shitfarmers (but they could read and write because granddad taught them how).

150 years ago, the supermajority of all humans on the planet never moved more than 50 miles from the place of their birth their entire lives.

gently caress, in the epic of gilgamesh, one of the primary complaints that people loaded up Enkidu with to get him to go fight Gilgamesh was that Gilgamesh had a law that said he had a right to all the hymens in the city. like literally if you married a woman, you had to give her to gilgamesh so he could gently caress her first. Enkidu ended up fighting Gilgamesh but he didn't make him go back on the law because they ended up respecting each other and becoming bros - so gilgamesh continued to go on and be a stand-up awesome guy in the story...who hosed every virgin and literally cuckolded every man in his city because that was his right.

the poo poo that these morons complain about is as old as civilization itself and by any objective measure the problem is smaller and life is more equal today than it has been at any point in history before. like this isn't arguable, it is verifiable fact that being anywhere in the western hemisphere makes you orders of magnitude better off in terms of romantic possibilities than any other time in history, short of being an emperor or other royal.

not that the first word of any of this matters because of the mythical Chad and their negative canthal tilt or whatever the utter gently caress these self-loathing scumsuckers lament.

Literally A Person posted:

This equation makes perfect sense so long as X=0.

Coolguye posted:

there are definitely a lot of very detailed descriptions of how loving fine enkidu's rear end was

like, specifically his rear end.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Butts are good