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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
like arrested bad or just you flopped a pickup line bad?

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Forgot his wingman Larry

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

DICK DICER posted:

:siren: i have made a tactical error :siren:

:f5:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Just arrived on site.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

sneakyfrog posted:

like arrested bad or just you flopped a pickup line bad?





TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
at least you didnt have to pick him up at 33rd :shrug:


right?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
aw you'll be fine.

you chugged daves you be just fine.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


No this reaction is worse, lol.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
make sure to try to give your vomit a bit of a loft, i hear distance is what impresses the ladies.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I think this is certainly more painful than the Insanity sauce.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
that one must be new. havent been there in a while.

gotta check that poo poo out.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
loving lol

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

ExplodingSims posted:

No this reaction is worse, lol.

What? Psh. Used to hold burritos under the tap and give it at least three pumps. Endorphin Rush and Don't Be A Chicken Sh*t.

Admittedly, my brother could out-do me and drink the stuff straight. I couldn't.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

Someone smack this boy's rear end and call him Sally.

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016
Chapter 12, Dick enjoys a much needed break.

This is a fun and heartwarming chapter.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw that picture is;

"drat, look how HEALTHY Dave looks."

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I did not know there are Amphicar rides in Orlando, I need to check that poo poo out.

Where exactly is it at Sims?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

MA-Horus posted:

Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw that picture is;

"drat, look how HEALTHY Dave looks."

"And such plentiful organs!"


Applebees Appetizer posted:

I did not know there are Amphicar rides in Orlando, I need to check that poo poo out.

Where exactly is it at Sims?

Its at the Boathouse at Disneyopolis

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *tear* :)

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Endorphin Rush kicks rear end. Hotter than I usually like but the smoky/sweet flavor you get at first is pretty drat good. Then it gives way to pain. 4/5

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

That settles it, Dave must build a boat and become 14 Inch Admiral.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

As Nero Danced posted:

That settles it, Dave must build a boat and become 14 Inch Admiral.

I bought a boat: Bad Decisions ITT

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Previa_fun posted:

I bought a boat: Bad Decisions ITT

Theres plenty of free boats on craigslist

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Previa_fun posted:

I bought a boat: Bad Decisions ITT

goddammit I was planning on posting this for the entire last page

but I definitely think Dave should get a boat and fix it up and cruise around the Gulf for a while

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

DICK DICER posted:

Theres plenty of free boats on craigslist

You just gotta salvage them from the ocean floor, right?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

This is tremendous

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


DICK DICER posted:

Tijuana flats has the cutest girls working here oh my god

I think its a requirement cause god drat the one that just opened near me is packed with cute girls. Also has good art on the walls.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





FBS posted:

goddammit I was planning on posting this for the entire last page

but I definitely think Dave should get a boat and fix it up and cruise around the Gulf for a while

Who's Bubba in this scenario?

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Bad idea in three words: free craigslist boat.

Go for it.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Bad idea in three words: free craigslist boat.

Go for it.

Boat: a hole in the water, into which you shovel money

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Maybe not relevant but meet 36 INCH DICK.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
Yo before you go through South Miami Dade let me know, I know where a bunch of good food is, and a decent amount is on your way to the keys.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Wrar posted:

Yo before you go through South Miami Dade let me know, I know where a bunch of good food is, and a decent amount is on your way to the keys.

I mentioned Rositas in Florida City, ever been there? Best Mexican I've had in this state.

But yeah lets hear what you got.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I just introduced Larry and his side piece to The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margarett :getin:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Goddamn is that show painful to watch.

It's good, but GOD drat IT TODD.

EvilPsych
Jul 19, 2004
Ask me about my 'LiveJournal' :rollseyes:

Tricky Ed posted:

Be sure to allow time to stop at Gatorland on your way to/from the Cape for the rocket. It's 100% American kitsch. Aside from that I have no recommendations regarding Orlando other than to get out.

Dude this crap was awesome. Took my boy there first week of October. That crap is crazy I was more afraid of the crazy birds though. There’s a species there that makes you think it’s the shoebill, but with a shank

EvilPsych
Jul 19, 2004
Ask me about my 'LiveJournal' :rollseyes:
https://imgur.com/gallery/r1kzr

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

DICK DICER posted:

I just introduced Larry and his side piece to The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margarett :getin:

some how I like you even more

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The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005


It's already been pointed out recently, but goddamn Dick... even with a throatful of capsaicin you look incredibly healthy compared to photos just a few short months ago. I'm just a random internet dude but I did make the blackthumbs gangtag so please accept my sincere congratulations. I'd also like to sincerely threaten you to stay the sobriety course because you are Florida Man incarnate, and there's already too many articles about that guy.

You're the goddamn man now, dog.

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