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Yall ready to get conned?
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:03 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 19:16 |
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http://www.mcvuk.com/articles/media-pr/ar-star-citizen-moss-and-pubg-headline-mcvs-future-of-gaming-issue Digital Edition, CIG stuff at page 18: https://issuu.com/newbayeurope/docs/mcv928_27th_october No release date lol 457 employees!!
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:06 |
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Release dates are overrated imo
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:11 |
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Radiant AI, BUT BETTER.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:19 |
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Daztek posted:
he’s so loving proud to have reinvented oblivions poo poo-fest of npcs
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:25 |
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Daztek posted:
At least we know someone at CIG followed Westworld.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:28 |
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In case people missed it due to Citcon excitement, today's Burndown summary: - Crash/disconnect problems mentioned in Evocati confirmed, testers/devs have no idea why it's happening. - Erin getting frustrated as to why fixes are taking so long. - Something about networks, I honestly couldn't understand the guy's accent. Something about aiming to get the ping down so that the game reaches 30fps? - They're still not sure what exactly the point of the evocati are ("We use them mainly for networking and performance" "don't we want them to give gameplay feedback?"). - More schedule shuffling. - Bug with shops where the shops just don't work (no items appear), apparently they had this problem before; Erin: "Can't we just fix it like we did last time?". - Bug with icons appearing huge. - Airlocks stopped working, again . - Dev: "We're finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel" . Bug chart:
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:29 |
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Wow 3.0 is actually it isnt it.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:30 |
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Latin Pheonix posted:In case people missed it due to Citcon excitement, today's Burndown summary: Keep in mind this is the must fix issues until the next evocati phase, not PTU release, lol
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:32 |
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BloodyScab posted:Wow 3.0 is actually it isnt it. aye, like an enormously long turd that just keeps sliding out until crobberts atrophied sphincter finally manages to pinch it off
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:32 |
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the way out. Sometimes it's an oncoming freight train. Either way, it's the end.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:34 |
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Daztek posted:
jesus loving christ
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:39 |
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Daztek posted:
http://dereksmart.com/forums/reply/5973/
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:39 |
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BloodyScab posted:Wow 3.0 is actually it isnt it. yes
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:42 |
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Beexoffel posted:That's up a lot from last year's 221+160=381 employees. I can only assume he saw how much CD Projekt Red grew, and now has to one-up them in every interview. "We are bigger, thus better, you see?"
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:43 |
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"What it does have is us saying 'It's going to be at least this, and we're probably going to grow features beyond this'. C. Roberts ex second hand car dealer. The devil is in the detail. Dooguk fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Oct 27, 2017 |
# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:52 |
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D_Smart posted:Someone over at FDev already chimed in To be fair the guy admits he doesn't understand accounting. I know reading about accounting isn't the most riveting but back in my January blog I did explain this. It's because the £655k profit on sale of IP was included in expenses. shrach posted:...
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:59 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:01 |
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https://www.tweaktown.com/news/59654/intel-launches-next-gen-optane-ssd-900p/index.html Intel has teamed up with RSI for the 900P launch. When you purchase an Intel Optane 900P Series SSD you will receive a free license for Star Citizen. Also included with the bundle is an exclusive digital Star Citizen spaceship called the "Sabre Raven". The "Saber Raven" pictured above is exclusive for Optane SSD 900P owners. Daztek fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Oct 27, 2017 |
# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:02 |
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Wearing black. Oddly dark hair. Red, probably clammy thumb shaped head. Blobby body. Its Crobbler! https://i.imgur.com/bvtdSKX.gifv
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:06 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.tweaktown.com/news/59654/intel-launches-next-gen-optane-ssd-900p/index.html
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:07 |
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I've heard that the Pioneer can fabricate massive habitats for fruit orchards, and create extremely large bowls and ladles capable of distributing tonnes and tonnes of liquid. So you can serve punch above your weight.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:08 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.tweaktown.com/news/59654/intel-launches-next-gen-optane-ssd-900p/index.html This is CIG down to a T.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:08 |
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Loot.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:10 |
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How to make whales buy your special snowflake SSD: Step 1: Attach a jpeg to it PROFIT
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:11 |
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Latin Pheonix posted:
I love the bolded "easily the fastest drive I've ever used". CIG does the best job of anyone of lampooning itself.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:16 |
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radd posted:I've heard that the Pioneer can fabricate massive habitats for fruit orchards, and create extremely large bowls and ladles capable of distributing tonnes and tonnes of liquid. Today is the best day, my fellow goons, goonettes, citizens and shitizens. Not only will we be able to watch an hours-long cringefest, but actual good games like Assassin's Creed, The New Colossus, and Mario Odyssey will be able to entertain us when the lies become too much, or too boring. Actual work can get hosed today. Today is Schadenfreude Christmas!
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:17 |
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I think this also lends credence to the theory that Crobberts is trying to turn Star Citizen into a place to dump hardware that otherwise wouldn't sell as well.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:17 |
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Daztek posted:How to make whales buy your special snowflake SSD: The BDSSD.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:20 |
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Next week on burndown theyre gonna talk features and dates. After the sales of course
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:21 |
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For months I've been adrift in a sea of FUD, but now we are mere hours away from seeing the light again.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:22 |
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Is Optane the Intel SSD that they said was going to be the Next Big Thing for a long loving time and then they just poo poo out a regular SSD with a shrug? Very Star Citizen if so
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:24 |
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Can we change the reddit posters name to "Dick_in_a_tin"? Why do citizens like being called 'Wolf' so much?
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:29 |
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He's about to poo poo himself.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:31 |
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Sabreseven posted:Can we change the reddit posters name to "Dick_in_a_tin"? The furry org on rsi has a poo poo ton of members
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:31 |
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"facing the future" with a mark hamil screencap from years ago from a game that literally nobody has played
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:32 |
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Erenthal posted:aye, like an enormously long turd that just keeps sliding out until crobberts atrophied sphincter finally manages to pinch it off Running pro laps around the competition.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:33 |
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Seriously how is it being streamed and where, also when?
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:36 |
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Imagine someone totally clueless about SC buying that SSD because he thinks "hey, cool, a free game and a unique ship for it", only to find out that the game is buggy piece-of-poo poo alpha and the ship won't be available for another ten years.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:39 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 19:16 |
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No, don't imagine. Dream.
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# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:40 |