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Pastry of the Year posted:I have a friend who was foreverial delitized after being licked by a cream cheese tongue, and he loved it. 
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Everyone please stop friend shaming me.
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Oct 27, 2017 14:07
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have a friend who was foreverial delitized after being licked by a cream cheese tongue, and he loved it. This post resulted in some real weird Google results for me when I looked up "delitized"
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Oct 27, 2017 14:08
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A Spider Covets posted:This post resulted in some real weird Google results for me when I looked up "delitized"
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Oct 27, 2017 14:11
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Kelp Me! posted:I have a friend who beat cancer with crystals The gently caress does that actually mean? (in relation to your tilting at windmills in this thread)
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Oct 27, 2017 14:12
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Proteus Jones posted:The gently caress does that actually mean? (in relation to your tilting at windmills in this thread) I grew up with that poo poo - my mother is a very nice person with weird ideas about health and medicine, which largely centered around crystals and herbals salves - so it's always strange to me when people haven't heard of it. It's had a bit of a resurgence lately thanks to celebrities being very stupid.
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Oct 27, 2017 14:17
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FactsAreUseless posted:Have you never heard of the healing power of crystals? Aw drat i figured you were going to link the JO crystal guy
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Oct 27, 2017 14:19
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FactsAreUseless posted:Have you never heard of the healing power of crystals? You better believe it. 
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Oct 27, 2017 14:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:Are you seriously unfamiliar with that? Yeah I'd never seen it haha. Is it something that gets passed around SA a lot? I was on mobile so all I saw was Pikachu in bondage and was like "welp!"
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Oct 27, 2017 14:26
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Pastry of the Year posted:You better believe it. Aww man his deviantart is gone  
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Oct 27, 2017 14:27
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Copper is antimicrobial so who loving knows anymore. science is magic, magic is science. Everything is a bad fantasy jrpg
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Oct 27, 2017 14:30
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Spanish Manlove posted:Copper is antimicrobial so who loving knows anymore. science is magic, magic is science. Everything is a bad fantasy jrpg I just started watching American Gods and I learned that things only work because we believe in them so there you go (It's a really good show so far)
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Oct 27, 2017 14:32
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A Spider Covets posted:Yeah I'd never seen it haha. Is it something that gets passed around SA a lot? I was on mobile so all I saw was Pikachu in bondage and was like "welp!" 
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Oct 27, 2017 14:34
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It helps to read the narration like a nature documentary. That weird voice they do where it's like they're inviting you to hear a secret while you watch footage of a tiger stalking poo poo or something.
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Oct 27, 2017 14:35
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hmmmm e: FactsAreUseless posted:It helps to read the narration like a nature documentary. That weird voice they do where it's like they're inviting you to hear a secret while you watch footage of a tiger stalking poo poo or something. Hahahaha
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Oct 27, 2017 14:35
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Or like a wrestling announcer. Super excited and building to a screaming conclusion as the audience goes nuts. "Literally a machine! Literally like a machine and enjoying it!"
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Oct 27, 2017 14:38
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"BAH GOD, HE WAS ROPE MUMMIFIED PERMANENTLY! THE HUMANITY!"
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Oct 27, 2017 14:39
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Say what you want about kratom, untreated autism and poorly understood fetishes are a hell of a drug.
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Oct 27, 2017 14:41
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The thing about Foreverial Roidout Moist is that he loves doing horse steroids and wants to lick other bodybuilders with his permanent Kratom, meth, and steroids tongue.
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Oct 27, 2017 14:43
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My tongue is thick and bulbous, like a squid
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Oct 27, 2017 14:44
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Foreverially Rolling With The Punches Moist
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Oct 27, 2017 14:45
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The repeated emphasis on permanence makes these some spooky poo poo
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Oct 27, 2017 14:50
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Pham Nuwen posted:Foreverially Rolling With The Punches Moist It's great 
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Oct 27, 2017 14:50
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Oct 27, 2017 14:59
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FactsAreUseless posted:See? Meth has its benefits. Methamphetamine is an FDA approved prescription medication. https://www.drugs.com/pro/desoxyn.html  It's very very rarely prescribed, because the potential for abuse is so high.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:11
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Pham Nuwen posted:Foreverially Rolling With The Punches Moist Sorry I'll just leave y'alls to your confabulated stories about drug addicts.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:20
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Moist von Lipwig posted:Sorry I'll just leave y'alls to your confabulated stories about drug addicts.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:23
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Moist von Lipwig posted:Sorry I'll just leave y'alls to your confabulated stories about drug addicts.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:23
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Glad I can inspire fanfic
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Oct 27, 2017 15:27
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Are there Rhino steroids
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Oct 27, 2017 15:32
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Are there Rhino steroids Something something Chinese boner medicine. (which is actually just Viagra)
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Oct 27, 2017 15:37
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Are there Rhino steroids Captive rhinos have way lower androgen levels. I believe there's some research underway to give them dihydrotestosterone to improve breeding outcomes. So yes.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:42
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Moist von Lipwig posted:Captive rhinos have way lower androgen levels. I believe there's some research underway to give them dihydrotestosterone to improve breeding outcomes. So yes. why do you know this
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Oct 27, 2017 15:44
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Pastry of the Year posted:why do you know this It's possible to know things about a thing with widespread societal impact, friend.
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Oct 27, 2017 15:47
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Moist von Lipwig posted:Captive rhinos have way lower androgen levels. I believe there's some research underway to give them dihydrotestosterone to improve breeding outcomes. So yes. Whoa - https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14733886 Relationship between androgens, environmental factors and reproductive behavior in male white rhinoceros (Ceratotherium simum simum).
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Oct 27, 2017 15:50
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Pastry of the Year posted:why do you know this You've never been bored and started looking up goofy poo poo on google scholar like "diet affects alcohol metabolism," "rhino ejaculation hormones," or "esctacy serotonin neurotransmitter" ???
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Oct 27, 2017 15:55
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Moist von Lipwig posted:Thank you for admitting you've lost this argument. You mainline horse cum
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Oct 27, 2017 16:03
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I don’t understand how drug people keep coming in here with “this drug has legitimate benefits!” Yeah, man, we’re not talking about those people, we’re talking about the people who make smoothies out of it and take a conga line of mystery steroids for fun.
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Ariong posted:I don’t understand how drug people keep coming in here with “this drug has legitimate benefits!” Yeah, man, we’re not talking about those people, we’re talking about the people who make smoothies out of it and take a conga line of mystery steroids for fun. It's the same guy who keeps coming in here, and it's also the same guy who does that stuff
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You really would want extract of that gross stuff bull elephants excrete during musth imo Edit: It's called temporin apparently: quote:Wild elephants roam the forest and water the trees with their streaming rut fluid. Is it therefore any wonder that the trees in the forest have grown so very tall?  yeah that's the real poo pooEdit2: mods 'streaming rut fluid' do the needful etc. etc. NLJP has a new favorite as of 16:21 on Oct 27, 2017 |
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