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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Chin posted:

How are all of the executives of Intel and Amazon and AMD such rubes.

They know citizens will buy anything with an SC logo on it and not care what they actually get.


e: qvc catte tax

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Whoo, another cinematic. Another ship, whoo. Whoo!

No gameplay from this coming up to 7 year development. gently caress you rubes. Buy more poo poo. Whoo!

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Lmao.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
holy poo poo twitch chat is wall to wall brutal as gently caress

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

So we have an SSD, a webcam, a HOTAS....companies simply want to get a chance at fleecing the SC nerds...it's wonderful....

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

peter gabriel posted:

holy poo poo twitch chat is wall to wall brutal as gently caress

It may be the actual ELE.

OOOOOOH the fuckin Intel logo.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
'Claim it while supplies last"

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Those power cables are so not osha safe

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
ABOVE ITS WEIGHT

fargom
Mar 21, 2007
PUNCHES ABOVE ITS WEIGHT CLASS!

Krakenwagen
Oct 31, 2015
INTELCON

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Punches above its weight.

BINGO BITCHES!

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

loving lol, it punches above it's weight

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
OK, if people sit there while CIG literally tell them to buy an Intel SSD or gtfo having the new ship and accept it then I have literally no words at how insane that is

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Ramadu posted:

Those power cables are so not osha safe
Lets hope.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Imagine paying money and even travelling overseas and sitting through this loving drivel.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I'm so glad I'm watching this on a Threadripper.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
planetary playground

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

Thinking on it this is just a logical conclusion, Star Citizen has been nothing but marketing and dreams from the beginning. Intel taking advantage of these poor souls is rather predatory though.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Chris randomly chucking a wet hard drive at the audience was my favorite part so far.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Chat is murderous

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Lmao they went full oprah

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

David couldn't wait to get the gently caress out of there.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

OK, if people sit there while CIG literally tell them to buy an Intel SSD or gtfo having the new ship and accept it then I have literally no words at how insane that is

You can earn it ingame later, stop spreading FUD.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Intel guy will probably miss his flight now.

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



Oprah Roberts

You get a SC drive.
YOU get a SC drive
You get a SC drive! Everyone here gets one!

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Yeah, thousand yard stare coming on stage

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
Free Optane if you have a golden ticket

Chris is Willy Wanka

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Is he pregnant?

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Breetai posted:

Imagine paying money and even travelling overseas and sitting through this loving drivel.

Imagine dragging along your girlfriend, boyfriend or spouse for this.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





When the whole family comes together to watch CitizenCon only to find out that they're shilling for Intel now

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
:five:
https://clips-media-assets.twitch.tv/143727954-1280x720.mp4

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Beet Wagon posted:

When the whole family comes together to watch CitizenCon only to find out that they're shilling for Intel now



the "you gotta be making GBS threads me look on kayak's face" :lol:

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Beet Wagon posted:

When the whole family comes together to watch CitizenCon only to find out that they're shilling for Intel now



loving lol

this is amazing

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


:eyepop:

stimperial

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That was the opening address from the owner of the company.

This is fine.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

When the whole family comes together to watch CitizenCon only to find out that they're shilling for Intel now



:eyepop:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

When the whole family comes together to watch CitizenCon only to find out that they're shilling for Intel now



:five:

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



Is that all there is from Crobbers? Huck an overpriced SSD of questionable value and then peace out? Pretty par for the course.

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

THATS IT? ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME?

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