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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

BattleMaster posted:

More than "dangerous geometry"?

"Dangerous geometry" could refer to anything in any number of contexts. "Favorable geometry" makes me wonder, what makes it favorable? How does one calculate favorable configurations? Are there several geometries that are favorable, or just one? It's like a weird shape puzzle waiting to be solved.

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Looks like a 40' high cube box there which means on a standard flatbed you will be over the legal height in the US. A regular 40' would have been fine, or a 40' high cube on a step deck trailer. In the end it comes down to the poor truck driver who said "yes I will drive this down the road" but I can't help but wonder how many links in the chain also hosed up (customer, shipper, freight broker) to make this a possibility.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I'm not saying doctors should kill the guy, but I think it would be merciful to put a small cup with an overdose of pain meds in the room and tell the guy "just take this if you need to tap out, friend." I sure as gently caress wouldn't want to go that way.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

tangy yet delightful posted:

Looks like a 40' high cube box there which means on a standard flatbed you will be over the legal height in the US. A regular 40' would have been fine, or a 40' high cube on a step deck trailer. In the end it comes down to the poor truck driver who said "yes I will drive this down the road" but I can't help but wonder how many links in the chain also hosed up (customer, shipper, freight broker) to make this a possibility.

Shipping companies are the dumbest when it comes to sending an appropriate truck. "Oh, you have two push around light carts to send to another province? Absolutely we'll dispatch a 40' low bed trailer for them!"

Related OSHA content: One time the company I worked for had to send a 45 000 lb, 135' boom lift to Alberta. The truck showed up (at 4:30pm on a Friday, of course), and got positioned at the loading ramp. I got in the lift to drive it onto the trailer, and as it went over the deck I could hear the plywood (!) cracking under the weight. The driver assured me this was fine. The deck held, and it was all good until he asked me to unload it and turn it around, to better position the weight. As I drove it off I heard a much louder "CRACK!" as the aluminum frame rail sheared in two. I very carefully drove it the rest of the way off and kicked that trailer out of the yard, and earned 3 hours of overtime while I waited for the shipping company to arrange another truck.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

It's Florida, just another day.

So your saying it's loaded with meth or just on its way to repair an exploded lab?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Zil posted:

So your saying it's loaded with meth or just on its way to repair an exploded lab?

Yes.

General Specific
Jun 22, 2007

I had one of those, but the front wheel fell off and I had to get rid of it.

It's load-bearing meth.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

"Dangerous geometry" could refer to anything in any number of contexts. "Favorable geometry" makes me wonder, what makes it favorable? How does one calculate favorable configurations? Are there several geometries that are favorable, or just one? It's like a weird shape puzzle waiting to be solved.

Oh that's like second year undergrad nuclear kinetics while dangerous geometry makes me think of slicing open your hand with a protractor while drawing a triangle

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

General Specific posted:

It's load-bearing meth.

It's like that cheech and chong movie where they spray cocaine into forms like TV shells.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

"Dangerous geometry" could refer to anything in any number of contexts. "Favorable geometry" makes me wonder, what makes it favorable? How does one calculate favorable configurations? Are there several geometries that are favorable, or just one? It's like a weird shape puzzle waiting to be solved.

You don't want fissile material to roll or to be able to gather in a sphere. So coin-shaped is the default these days.

Edit: like this

Maxwells Demon fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Oct 27, 2017

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

More chemical bunker adventures: we needed to retrieve this poo poo called "cytoseal" for a histology lab. It was in a closed Rubbermaid bin (iirc I was the idiot that did that). There were like 20 little bottles of the poo poo inside and I was hit by a waft of strong, acid-smelling fumes when I lifted the lid.

This was about 12 hours ago now. My nasal passages still feel irritated. gently caress.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Maxwells Demon posted:

You don't want fissile material to roll or to be able to gather in a sphere. So coin-shaped is the default these days.

Edit: like this



https://nucleardiner.wordpress.com/2017/06/19/a-critical-problem/

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

That pic still gives me the heebie jeebies.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
" Hey Bob! I bet you 20 bucks you can't fit these up your rear end!"

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Johnny Aztec posted:

" Hey Bob! I bet you 20 bucks you can't fit these up your rear end!"

Bob sticks one in, removes it, and repeats until they've all had a turn.
Bob explains, "You didn't say at the same time"
Bob thinks he won.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I signed up for that IT job which is even better than I thought and is pretty bleeding edge stuff no one else has on market.

Also I would like to thank the thread for giving me a healthy respect for forklifts as the first site I visited had these giant fork lifts that can reach multiple stories with half the thing being batteries. The dudes there were pretty professional as far as I can tell zipping at surprising speed with great precision.

Got a hi vis vest, boots but no hard hat. But the big thing I notice was that they have crash barriers for foot traffic. I'm not sure how effective it would be against something that I guess weight 10 tons.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mostly i think they're there to make noise so the driver knows to stop?

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Power Bottom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/23mA5XV.mp4

While it's fake, I have witnessed something similar happen when I was living in Sicily around the time that Mt. Etna erupted.

Isn't that from the Universal Studios tour ride? There's a part with a pseudo-SF BART station going crazy due to an earthquake.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Lone Badger posted:

Mostly i think they're there to make noise so the driver knows to stop?

Pretty much this: https://www.tatasteelconstruction.com/en_GB/Products/HighwayEngineering/Off-Road-Barriers

It's not going to stop you getting forked or loss of cargo but it should stop potential pancaking by the forklift.

Not sure how wide spread it is.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

oohhboy posted:

I signed up for that IT job which is even better than I thought and is pretty bleeding edge stuff no one else has on market.

Also I would like to thank the thread for giving me a healthy respect for forklifts as the first site I visited had these giant fork lifts that can reach multiple stories with half the thing being batteries. The dudes there were pretty professional as far as I can tell zipping at surprising speed with great precision.

Got a hi vis vest, boots but no hard hat. But the big thing I notice was that they have crash barriers for foot traffic. I'm not sure how effective it would be against something that I guess weight 10 tons.

Stand up reach trucks or the sit down fork lift kind?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JB50 posted:

Stand up reach trucks or the sit down fork lift kind?

? The drivers were sitting and the fork only goes up and down with a giant bunch of extenders. I only saw glances of the storage area itsel so I didn't get to see them pick anything up. Videos don't really give a proper idea how beastly they while being so quiet.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

EVIL Gibson posted:

Side topic: that url name made me think you were linking a Mr. Hands gif or something.

Glad it wasn't just me!

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Remember the Molasses disaster from 1919? There is now a one person reinterpretation for it from Russia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5011457/Mother-dies-molten-caramel-gushes-tank.html
(sorry for the dailymail link, didn't find a better English source)

door.jar
Mar 17, 2010

Maxwells Demon posted:

You don't want fissile material to roll or to be able to gather in a sphere. So coin-shaped is the default these days.

I'm kind of fascinated by all of the accidents that end up being caused by radioactive fluids where someone cuts a corner and uses a random vessel (read: dangerous geometry) for causing some kind of brief criticality during transfer. Something about the shape of the bucket you use for a liquid having such disparate (and "interesting") consequences. Also "dangerous/safe geometry" is indeed a cool phrase.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This just in! I advised our idiot facilities guy that a number of our trolleys had some issues with the strap mechanism and to check them out.

Here are 3 of his creations, there are maybe 7 more scattered around I couldn't be arsed rounding up for display:



If you can see how he hosed up you win a cookie.

Clue: It's not that the middle one looks different with the strap height.

These are used to carry various types of flammable/explosive gas bottles starting at 45KG.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Humphreys posted:

This just in! I advised our idiot facilities guy that a number of our trolleys had some issues with the strap mechanism and to check them out.

Here are 3 of his creations, there are maybe 7 more scattered around I couldn't be arsed rounding up for display:



If you can see how he hosed up you win a cookie.

Clue: It's not that the middle one looks different with the strap height.

These are used to carry various types of flammable/explosive gas bottles starting at 45KG.

Cranks on the wrong side?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


JB50 posted:

Cranks on the wrong side?

Yup, he literally spent over an hour doing this on 10 of them. Even bitching that he can't find his tools. Not once did he look back and see how stupid his plan was. Instead of you know, tightening or adding some lock washers to prevent overloosening, NOPE lets reverse every loving one of them.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

"Favorable geometry" makes me wonder, what makes it favorable? How does one calculate favorable configurations? Are there several geometries that are favorable, or just one? It's like a weird shape puzzle waiting to be solved.
Basically the less surface area the shape has, the higher the risk of criticality. A sphere is the ideal shape. That the Demon Core was in the shape of a sphere was one of the reasons it was so dangerous, because it required very little neutron reflection to go critical.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

door.jar posted:

I'm kind of fascinated by all of the accidents that end up being caused by radioactive fluids where someone cuts a corner and uses a random vessel (read: dangerous geometry) for causing some kind of brief criticality during transfer. Something about the shape of the bucket you use for a liquid having such disparate (and "interesting") consequences. Also "dangerous/safe geometry" is indeed a cool phrase.

It gets really interesting if you grab the non-euclidean container by accident.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


Say Nothing posted:

Another tire boob.



This is a sexy tire boob

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Goreld posted:

Isn't that from the Universal Studios tour ride? There's a part with a pseudo-SF BART station going crazy due to an earthquake.

I don't think so. The train is just supposed to derail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7GRuAWerVM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIl8PdZ-nII&t=1212s

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Collateral Damage posted:

Basically the less surface area the shape has, the higher the risk of criticality. A sphere is the ideal shape. That the Demon Core was in the shape of a sphere was one of the reasons it was so dangerous, because it required very little neutron reflection to go critical.

Oh, I know what it means. I just find it poetic :allears:

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://i.imgur.com/4kHst7y.gifv

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbLwBM-JTd8&t=263s

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




Didn't quite klaus himself.

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

Helios Grime posted:

Remember the Molasses disaster from 1919? There is now a one person reinterpretation for it from Russia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5011457/Mother-dies-molten-caramel-gushes-tank.html
(sorry for the dailymail link, didn't find a better English source)

the article posted:

Locals say it is the third death at the plant in this 'unlucky' year.

I can't tell if this is just Russia being Russia, or if this is a uniquely bad plant. I don't think attrition rates like that are normal?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

door.jar posted:

I'm kind of fascinated by all of the accidents that end up being caused by radioactive fluids where someone cuts a corner and uses a random vessel (read: dangerous geometry) for causing some kind of brief criticality during transfer. Something about the shape of the bucket you use for a liquid having such disparate (and "interesting") consequences. Also "dangerous/safe geometry" is indeed a cool phrase.

Liquid solutions of fissionables are extra-dangerous for a number of reasons such as the ability to change shape, the potential to exceed design concentrations, and the fact that the water in the solution acts as a neutron moderator so it takes much less fissile material to go critical than it may otherwise.

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013
Started a new job this week as an HSE coordinator for a smallish subcontractor on a big job site. Thankfully my company has been good but overall the site has had something like 150 dropped objects this year alone. Everything from small bolts to a full sized grinder which only missed hitting a worker by a foot :aaa:

Solo Wing Pixy
Aug 5, 2008

It's an amanojaku!
And it hates you so much!

Open, non skid-resistant footwear, and no Wet Floor signs spaced around the in-use mop bucket. Just asking for a lawsuit right there.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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