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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

How many hours straight do you think the people working on the build have been working?

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RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
They are actually downloading a new build and sending all the stream in a lag fest. This is real
I LOVE YOU CIG
Like i mean it seriusly, it's like the love you have for your little retarded relative

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Goredema posted:

There are ways around that. Using a vast number of volunteers as unpaid slave labor is the entire business model of the various Penny Arcade Expos in the U.S.

drat, thats sounds hosed up

big nipples big life posted:

How many hours straight do you think the people working on the build have been working?
50s something

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Can't even talk on the stream,permabanned.

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
event's gonna go from a 1 to a 10 when this build starts up

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

VictorianQueerLit posted:

You are Robin Williams staring in disbelief at all the children eating imaginary food in HOOK right now buddy. You just don't get it.

*chris roberts furiously sweating and glancing around as he hears a muffled "FTC, IRS, FTC, IRS" like a ticking clock from the darkness*

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

VictorianQueerLit posted:

You are Robin Williams staring in disbelief at all the children eating imaginary food in HOOK right now buddy. You just don't get it.

Thanks for reminding me of that. It's the sole bit of color as I listen to this asinine drivel in the background.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Is derek still alive or did he die of boredom?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
also googling the federal trade commission led me to discovering that their latest campaign against student loan scams is called "Operation Game of Loans"

Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe
I'll bet that this "Keynote" is gonna start super late, as they desperately try to download a whole new build over lovely "Gast" wi-fi and then race around with their Intel NUDETAYNE™ SSD to load it onto the demo PCs.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

AutismVaccine posted:

Is derek still alive or did he die of boredom?
He died doing what he loved... calling it.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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TERMINATE THE BROADCAST

It really starts to ramp up

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
"We're gonna TERMINATE THE BROADCAST!"

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
lol they don't have enough bandwidth to both stream and download the jesus build

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Intermission from the stream while they download the build.

:laffo:

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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They could at least send the people to another stream or so

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
After the RSI website goes offline when we are quoting reddit rage posts can we call it "moisture farming" ?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thatguy posted:

Intermission from the stream while they download the build.

:laffo:

this is amazing

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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AP posted:

After the RSI website goes offline when we are quoting reddit rage posts can we call it "moisture farming" ?

sounds reasonable and has a nice ring to it

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

BluesShaman posted:

"We're gonna TERMINATE THE BROADCAST!"

That will give Sandi flash back to her recent film appearances TERMINATE

SirViver
Oct 22, 2008

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Can't even talk on the stream,permabanned.
:same:

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Is this bullshit still going on?

I tuned out at the demonstration of their groundbreaking broken ankle simulation.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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tooterfish posted:

Is this bullshit still going on?

I tuned out at the demonstration of their groundbreaking broken ankle simulation.

It was so terrible they turned it of

even more than Sandis scenes in AS

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



tooterfish posted:

Is this bullshit still going on?

I tuned out at the demonstration of their groundbreaking broken ankle simulation.

Keynote in 10 minutes

Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe

Erenthal posted:

lol they don't have enough bandwidth to both stream and download the jesus build

All the boredom has finally paid off. Now it's full speed ahead toward a horrific 40 car pileup, conceived and narrated by Christ Roberts.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
we're back on mofos

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Erenthal posted:

we're back on mofos

LETS DO THIS

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

So that's where they used that one oldman pancake texture

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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Btw, did they show Sandis cut scenes from AS?

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
From the comments of the sale:

"sold out, but was weird when I first checked it there was like 200+ left then it jumped back up to 1000 and now sold out so not sure if they did add more to the sale or was just a bit glitchy."

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
What does your hearth tell you

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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i saw 2 girls in there

wtf its a mans game!

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Are they done with everything but croberts now?

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


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MilesK posted:

Are they done with everything but croberts now?

game is still AWOL

BluesShaman
Apr 25, 2016

She wore Blue Velvet.
Why do they keep saying it's in Frankfurt? It's in Offenbach.

It's like holding your con in Jersey City, and saying it's in New York!

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
while waiting for chris i'm reminded of an excellent old SA article:

quote:

Dr. Thorpe: At the end of the runway show, he strides out to the stage, tears welled up in his eyes and that inscrutable calm on his face, and he says "Everybody... everybody must die." And then he smiles a little as the gas starts seeping out.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
do purchased beers count toward the funding tracker?

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Goredema
Oct 16, 2013

RUIN EVERYTHING

Fun Shoe
After watching five minutes of crowd shots, I'm beginning to suspect that the Venn diagram of Star Citizen backers and far-right Aryan pseudo-fascist incels is basically a circle.

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