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Shear Modulus posted:owns Get to the point where prospective numbers outnumber college dems, join up, vote in a slate of club officials who change the organization over to a YDSA chapter, now you don't get a college dem chapter because it's redundant with the YDSA 
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Shear Modulus posted:i cant even imagine who calls the public phone line at the white house who isnt going to be a nutcase because all non-nutcases know the government isnt going to bother responding to them or care about their opinion in the slightest and anyone who the government wants to pay attention to will have the personal phone number of the officials they want to talk to the nsa prob just records every call going in/out of the WH Feldegast42 posted:I'm sure that the DNC will work tirelessly to get them the unpaid internships they deserve there is still room left in prisons?
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Mr. Donald Trump and his opponent, Hillary Clinton, are a couple of people running for president of the United States of America. They have only two attributes between them in which they take pride: Clinton's beautiful long, flowing career, spanning over four decades, and Donald's shiny gold hair, which had belonged to his father and grandfather. On the eve of the election, with only 187 electoral votes in hand, and desperate to deny victory to Donald, Clinton sells her soul to the devil again for Russian interference in the election, and eventually finds a piss tape allegation for Donald's creep rear end to ensure the remaining 83 electoral votes. Satisfied with the perfect scheme for Russian interference, Clinton runs home and begins to prepare pork chops for dinner. At 7 o'clock, Clinton sits at a table near the door, waiting for Donald to become the loser. Unusually late, Donald walks in and immediately stops short at the sight of Clinton, who had previously prayed that she was still sure to win the presidency. Clinton then admits to Donald that she sold her integrity to collude with the Russians in order to ensure her victory. Trump gives Clinton her present – an assortment of Russian made fake news stories which were designed to pave the way for the media ventures Trump was planning to launch after his unsuccessful bid for the presidency, useless now that her electoral vote count was short. Clinton then shows Donald the Russian collusion she bought for him, to which Trump says he sold his dignity to make the piss tape to buy fake news stories. Although Trump and Clinton are now left with existences that neither one can use, they realize how far they are willing to go to show their love for each other, and how priceless their love really is. The story ends with the narrator comparing the pair's mutually sacrificial gifts of love with those of the Biblical Magi.
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I'm hoping you guys can clarify something for me. They're saying on the news that the Clinton campaign paid for the research that found the piss tape. Is that true? And if so, doesn't that mean Clinton knew about the piss tape months before the election?
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm hoping you guys can clarify something for me. They're saying on the news that the Clinton campaign paid for the research that found the piss tape. Is that true? And if so, doesn't that mean Clinton knew about the piss tape months before the election? we will never be able to know that for sure, but the people getting blamed are in the Robby Mook databoner silo of the campaign the book shattered kind of casts that whole operation there as operated fairly independently by Mook with minimal oversight and maximal confidence
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm hoping you guys can clarify something for me. They're saying on the news that the Clinton campaign paid for the research that found the piss tape. Is that true? And if so, doesn't that mean Clinton knew about the piss tape months before the election? No it was Bill Kristol lol https://twitter.com/ByronYork/status/924045831874981888
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ShutteredIn posted:No it was Bill Kristol lol https://twitter.com/ByronYork/status/924045831874981888 That's even better! Bill Kristol is such a cock
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Oct 28, 2017 00:22
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no idea who this is but this is what they actually believe lol https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/924005924280266752
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Oct 28, 2017 00:33
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Barry Convex posted:no idea who this is but this is what they actually believe lol Hill Folk have quite persecution complex and see being spineless shills as some sort of virtue.
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etalian posted:Hill Folk have quite persecution complex and see being spineless shills as some sort of virtue. and of course, the “if you criticize me you’re sexist” trope https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/924053513168076800
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bernie confirmed to love soup... this is very problematic
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Barry Convex posted:no idea who this is but this is what they actually believe lol -tv writer wow no wonder it's poo poo
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Office Pig posted:-tv writer I caught that too and she writes for Jimmy Kimmel so I'm like "you'd understand Sanders' appeal to working people if you got a job"
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Over Easy posted:I caught that too and she writes for Jimmy Kimmel so I'm like "you'd understand Sanders' appeal to working people if you got a job" Jimmy Kimmel is the bad dem equivalent for late night comedy.
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etalian posted:Jimmy Kimmel is the bad dem equivalent for late night comedy. just lol that a former man show host is the late night talk show of choice for the #resistance granted it could be Carolla
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Calibanibal posted:the latinos have always been open to socialism. un pueblo noble los latinos siempre hemos sido abiertos al socialismo, es verdad
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lmao thanks Wikipedia for informing that the man show somehow ran for five years and kimmel appeared in blackface on it
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Grondoth posted:Computer Parts endlessly talking about how the dems don't NEED the youth vote will always be funny When did this happen?
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Office Pig posted:-tv writer she wrote jokes for hillary clinton
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tbh i think thats a tragedy, no matter how good of a writer you are, hillary does not have the delivery to make even the best of jokes work.
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then again, if you handed bernie a joke speech hed be like "what is this nonsense? why did you waste perfectly good paper!"
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etalian posted:Jimmy Kimmel is the bad dem equivalent for late night comedy. funny, 'cause ever since craig ferguson quit the late late show, late night comedy is the bad dem equivalent of late night comedy. craig ferguson is awesome, his late late show was awesome, don't fukkin' @ me about this.
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i never will get how so many people think hillary clinton isn't bad and a compromiser on abortion rights
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Barry Convex posted:and of course, the “if you criticize me you’re sexist” trope rich white liberals are a scourge
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Hillary Clinton might just be the worst politician ever.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:just lol that a former man show host is the late night talk show of choice for the #resistance actually I think you will find that Joy Ann Reid went on Trevor Noah's show.
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Over Easy posted:I caught that too and she writes for Jimmy Kimmel so I'm like "you'd understand Sanders' appeal to working people if you got a job" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpzeQ1Z3Ut0
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Condiv posted:wait, so now the hillaries are mad he's not speaking at the conference they wanted him not to speak at?
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Shear Modulus posted:i never will get how so many people think hillary clinton isn't bad and a compromiser on abortion rights
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comedyblissoption posted:please do not forget this dread abuela cringeworship You should be required to place warnings before linking anything involving Jimmy Fallon.
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comedyblissoption posted:please do not forget this dread abuela cringeworship aids
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Shinjobi posted:Hillary Clinton might just be the worst politician ever. uuhhhh that’s not what ezra told me
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Barry Convex posted:no idea who this is but this is what they actually believe lol these people aren’t even good trolls, like jfc do your homework
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Shinjobi posted:Hillary Clinton might just be the worst politician ever. Jeb!
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