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Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Mike Pence, he who engaged in coitus with a horse, calls it "Father"

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bumping this thread like the horse bumps Mike Pence

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

i saw a horse

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
that horse hosed MIKE PENCE UP HIS BUM

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
does pence prefer an english saddle, a western saddle, or does he prefer to go bareback?????

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
woah wait he hosed a what????

dang dude, h*ckin dang

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mike chuckled softly as he swiped through Grindr profiles: Another young man claiming to be 'hung like a horse', the poor thing. He had experienced the real deal, and he could never go back.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
legend tells of a piss tape inserted in a horse rectum and pence plods away to push it further in so that nobody will ever find it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lastgirl posted:

legend tells of a piss tape inserted in a horse rectum and pence plods away to push it further in so that nobody will ever find it

The piss tape is real and it’s up mike pences distended rear end in a top hat

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

legend tells of a piss tape inserted in a horse rectum and pence plods away to push it further in so that nobody will ever find it

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

ScrubLeague posted:

Outstanding afternoon.

Outstanding in a field

Full of horses that mike Pence, who is terrified of women, hosed and was hosed upon.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

there’s a snake horse in my boot butt

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

oh my god

hes not even denying it

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bobby Digital posted:

there’s a snake horse in my boot butt

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

That horse really chaps his rear end

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
apotheosis

do not click


:nws:
https://image.prntscr.com/image/Hdqs7PX3Q1WspMnn1ETC6Q.png
:nws:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

no you should definitely click :laffo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACKWK55Ic9M

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Xand_Man posted:

Mike chuckled softly as he swiped through Grindr profiles: Another young man claiming to be 'hung like a horse', the poor thing. He had experienced the real deal, and he could never go back.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Hey there buckaroo

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
With a bulge like that, it really makes you question which one was the horse in the scenario.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Trump was dumb enough to let himself get caught on tape in the piss tape.
Pence was smart enough to unplug the security camera at the stables.

The piss tape is real, there is no horse tape, but it definetly happened.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



mike pence looks like your friends quiet dad who has never had a moment of fun in his life and you find out he has some very bad views on nearly everything

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


also your friends dad copulates con caballos and ruddy loves it

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


report!!! this is not mike pence!!! it's his body double!!!!!

the real mike pence was getting hosed by a horse

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


nopantsjack posted:

mike pence looks like your friends quiet dad who has never had a moment of fun in his life and you find out he has a runaway chained up behind a false wall in his basement

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
someone on twitter pointed out don jr deleted this tweet, which reminded me of mike pence and his belly full of horse nut

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

i was finishing up my take home test and one of the words that came to mind for no apparent reason was "horsey"

which immediately reminded me that mike pence, the vice president of the united states of america, was hosed by a horse

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



can't wait for this the be the official potus thred

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i was finishing up my take home test and one of the words that came to mind for no apparent reason was "horsey"

which immediately reminded me that mike pence, the vice president of the united states of america, was hosed by a horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQu_LCo8J-E

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



breaking

mike pence sworn in as ponyfucker of the united states of america aboard air horse one after arrest of donald trump

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


VectorSigma posted:

air horse one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I do not wish my previous post to be construed as a suggestion that Mike Pence has feelings for hirstute larger men, a.k.a bears.

There is no evidence to support such a claim.

However, the evidence that IS available to us suggests that Mike Pence has been hosed by a horse. To further clarify, this is not some form of gay slang. He has engaged in sexual congress with a creature of the species Equus Ferus.

I sincerely apologize for any confusion I may have caused.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Xand_Man posted:

I do not wish my previous post to be construed as a suggestion that Mike Pence has feelings for hirstute larger men, a.k.a bears.

There is no evidence to support such a claim.

However, the evidence that IS available to us suggests that Mike Pence has been hosed by a horse. To further clarify, this is not some form of gay slang. He has engaged in sexual congress with a creature of the species Equus Ferus.

I sincerely apologize for any confusion I may have caused.

i don't think you could have caused any confusion, as everyone already clearly knows a priori that mike pence, vpotus, is crammed completely full to the seams with horse ejaculate

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO


Reverse shot from previous.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
bump

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/925444758989955072

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