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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Schubalts posted:

I'd rather lick the basking shark.

Hope you like having no epidermal tissue on your tongue.

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KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Samovar posted:

Hope you like having no epidermal tissue on your tongue.

I mean, that would be the end result either way.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
It makes you puke and the vomit acids burn away any food you had on your palate.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I got the sharkbarfs again!

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

angerbeet posted:


e: They'd also be good for an Otto Titsling or Springtime for Hitler drag costume.

I appreciate this reference, which is rarely seen in the wild :kimchi:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheStranger/status/923321776838467585

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

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Palate cleanser (?)


Who brings their soup to Glamour Shots?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

no. bad.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

loving AGREED FOR TEN MILLION YEARS TIMES A TRILLION PLUS INFINITY SQUILLION

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

TheKennedys posted:

I appreciate this reference, which is rarely seen in the wild :kimchi:

I'm always good for a Midler reference

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
It's a meme, but gently caress you, it fits perfectly here:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it's from r/bertstrips
a great source for afp whenever it talks about food, i concur

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Crosspost from the funny pics thread, I think this counts as anti food erotica:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The milk is what turns dry cereal into a sandwich

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.









GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Is that from Alcatraz ER in Tokyo? I've been there and man it legitimately feels weird drinking beer out of a bedpan.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i honestly didn't know, but reverse image search confirms it and also lol at this pic

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I could go for a lot of edemame now. But my options this late at night are McDonald's, Jack in the Box, and Del Taco.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I went there once with a friend and he ordered drinks that were mixed with a vibrator. Then you had to lick the vibrator in front of everyone. I won't pretend I'd never been in that situation before, but not with so many witnesses.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

And another fifty if you put it IN the coffee!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's usually just an extra dollar if you want to dildo it!

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Mexican Nachos Chips? That's hosed up!

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

evobatman posted:

Mexican Nachos Chips? That's hosed up!

They are made from actual Mexicans.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

evobatman posted:

Mexican Nachos Chips? That's hosed up!

The hosed up part is that it's in Japan, so there should be a whole lot quotes around all of the words in that dish.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

foreverially delitized and loving it

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


GrandpaPants posted:

The hosed up part is that it's in Japan, so there should be a whole lot quotes around all of the words in that dish.

Yeah tbh that's the most terrifying thing on the menu

Space Butler
Dec 3, 2010

Lipstick Apathy

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Crosspost from the funny pics thread, I think this counts as anti food erotica:

It's also the most accurate thing I've ever seen on the internet

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Crosspost from the funny pics thread, I think this counts as anti food erotica:

:britain:

Now I want a kebab.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

:britain:

Now I want a kebab.

Is there any place in NYC that does a proper British-style kebab? I'm going back up in a few weeks and I'd like to try something other than just more lamb biryani from a cart.

The aforementioned biryani (doused in tzatziki and hot sauce) is the NYC equivalent of the suspicious kebab.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Crosspost from the funny pics thread, I think this counts as anti food erotica:

Garlic sauce is scrub tier. Eye watering chili sauce all the way. Also the only English phase they know is "hello my friend"

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

donquixotic posted:

Garlic sauce is scrub tier. Eye watering chili sauce all the way. Also the only English phase they know is "hello my friend"

You get both sauces you buffoon

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

el dingo posted:

You get both sauces you buffoon

I've never encountered a food stand where the answer to "Sauce?" should be anything except "Yes".

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

el dingo posted:

You get both sauces you buffoon

Smart people get garlic sauce in the shop then drench it with chili sauce from the cupboard

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I figured a gourmand would dope the garlic sauce with capsaicin to keep from diluting the heat from a hot sauce.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

I may not understand its popularity, but good on the Hamdog guy for taking a silly idea and running with it.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
What would happen if you fried a hamburger sized slice of baloney?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

RandomPauI posted:

What would happen if you fried a hamburger sized slice of baloney?



It's a 4am drunken classic over here. Unless I'm misunderstanding what baloney is.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


And a fantastic option at a great little sandwich place in Detroit.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I tried fried bologna sandwiches a couple times and never really cared for it. You bite into it and its just "oh, it's like a bologna sandwich... but warm." Always tastes a little metallic too.

Grilled PB&J? Now that's the poo poo. Bonus points if you sprinkle some cayenne pepper inside.

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