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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Shits gonna be hilarious when she gets knocked up.

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HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Shits gonna be hilarious when she gets knocked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nayf_ESiUjw&t=23s

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


this would be cool if he has a friend who lost that part of their arm. not sure what odds i'd put on that

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



That's great

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Johnny Truant posted:


Technically well done but... why :confused:

Given how many times variations of this are said in this thread it may be the one true thread title

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

I had the same thought when I saw it too. I follow that artist on IG because he tattooed a friend of mine while we were on tour up in the Northeast.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Back the gently caress off, Jesus. I told you I had a headache!

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Jesu, Joy of Man's Defiling

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

rockcity posted:

I had the same thought when I saw it too. I follow that artist on IG because he tattooed a friend of mine while we were on tour up in the Northeast.

I was coming here to post this...that is one hell of a way to put me off taking a trip down

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


The rotary tattoo is okay but then you surround it with tribal nonsense and its just a mess

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I never got why that is called “tribal.” It looks more like Klingon letters or something

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Scratch Monkey posted:

I never got why that is called “tribal.” It looks more like Klingon letters or something

I think the Polynesian tribes that it originated from have been around longer than star trek

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

strap on revenge posted:

I think the Polynesian tribes that it originated from have been around longer than star trek

Nuh uh! At the beginning of Star Trek it says "a long time ago in a galaxy far away ..."

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

yes YES

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I'm pretty sure these fireworks are infected.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


hyperhazard posted:

I'm pretty sure these fireworks are infected.



No - the fireworks were tattooed around the lesions.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012


This has been removed. What was it?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dear Prudence posted:

This has been removed. What was it?

Giant devil with horns in a lady's pubic area.

CommonShore posted:

No - the fireworks were tattooed around the lesions.

♫ And the pustules red glaaaaaare ♫

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 18:20 on Nov 3, 2017

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

whypick1 posted:

Giant devil with horns in a lady's pubic area.


Specifically, Tim Curry in Legend.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It was a very good tim curry but even with the prostheses on I do not want to french kiss tim curry during oral sex.

Also if she ever stops shaving it's going to be tim curry with a semi detached beard.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Huh. I'd never considered if you can get laser hair removal done over a tattoo without ruining the tattoo.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Chitin posted:

Huh. I'd never considered if you can get laser hair removal done over a tattoo without ruining the tattoo.

God never intended armpit/crotch/face tattoos.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Chitin posted:

Huh. I'd never considered if you can get laser hair removal done over a tattoo without ruining the tattoo.

It's not recommended

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BbIQutmnoNe/

:skeltal:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The Artist posted:

My client brought in the reference.

Translation: Yeah I know it looks like poo poo. It wasn't my dumb idea.

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

"Holding" a shank. Also, why does it have ribs coming out of its hip bones, and why are the femurs more like chicken drumsticks? Ugh, terrible

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Drunk Jesus is really nothing to be afraid of though.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Zaphod42 posted:



The rotary tattoo is okay but then you surround it with tribal nonsense and its just a mess

No ring, wasn't worth it

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



incredible

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

MissEchelon posted:

Duuuude, like, incredible brah

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ZombieJesus posted:

"Holding" a shank. Also, why does it have ribs coming out of its hip bones, and why are the femurs more like chicken drumsticks? Ugh, terrible

It wasn't until I read this post that I realized the word WASN'T "shark." I couldn't figure out what the hell kind of shark that skeleton was supposed to be holding.

e: bloody gently caress, I should know better than to post before 4:30 in the morning.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Nov 6, 2017

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Wrong thread, buddy.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
I love the ‘Fine or generally ok tattoos’ page on FB:




The writing was supposed to be like that apparently


This was done by an apprentice and they are ‘totally satisfied’ with it


...

ricketyvickyt has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Nov 6, 2017

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
I hope that guy sticks googly eyes on that tattoo on the reg.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love the ‘Fine or generally ok tattoos’ page on FB:



Heartworm?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

I was gonna guess is was some subtle reference to Secretary (2002 film) and thus subtly advertising she's into BDSM but then the text says "has no deep meaning" :v:

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love the ‘Fine or generally ok tattoos’ page on FB:




The writing was supposed to be like that apparently


This was done by an apprentice and they are ‘totally satisfied’ with it


...



That group is so bad and full of people telling people with poo poo tattoos like these that they're great and banning anyone who dares say they're bad.














Questionable tastelessness














Do good R&M tattoos exist?

Mildly :nws: https://imgur.com/UQJCF1R

Mildly :nws: for some butt https://imgur.com/hpTEUUW

Mildly :nws: https://imgur.com/rxgaYh2

Mild :nws: https://imgur.com/tiUR28K

:nws: https://imgur.com/2Ne2itU

:nws: https://imgur.com/XDYASFp

:nws: https://imgur.com/cKmZsD2

:nws: https://imgur.com/06pc7Vq

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Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

This could be rescued if Mickey had an itty-bitty little tattoo of the guy.

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