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Drone_Fragger posted:You can literally make any bill fail in the USA if you add a rider to it stating that this bill will additionally "Require gun owners to pay a 1 cent tax on every box of ammo to fund the provision" and the NRA will literally throw millions of dollars and a 2 year long campaign as well as lobbying every single congressmen and senator in the USA to ensure it doesn't pass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQJPvP3g5-Y
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"All right, here's the auto shop 'round the corner. Now what was the problem again?"
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What, they're charging him for theft? They locked him up in near-freezing temperatures, they should be glad he settled for a few beers instead of suing them into oblivion.
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After the night he had it's completely understandable that he just stumbled out of the store, did they try to just call him the day after and asking nicely?
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I'm gonna guess it was more along the lines of intentional. He didn't let them know he was in there while they closed up shop.
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Scathach posted:I'm gonna guess it was more along the lines of intentional. He didn't let them know he was in there while they closed up shop. He'd have been fine if he weren't wearing such provocative clothing.
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ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo. ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it? ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric. ERIC: How far away is it? ED: About 50 yards. ERIC: How big is it? ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top. ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it. ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo. ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it. ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo. ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way? ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo! ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened? ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it. ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded? ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO! ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow! ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo! ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away. ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you. ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
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a kitten posted:ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded? Eric was right all along. It was a fugazibo.
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No one can help you.
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I find myself wondering why nobody thought to ask Eric if he knew what a gazebo was, especially after "I call out to it". To be fair, "gazebo" does kind of sound like it could be a D&D monster, if you're the kind of grognard who knows more about imaginary worlds than the real one.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I find myself wondering why nobody thought to ask Eric if he knew what a gazebo was, especially after "I call out to it". 
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Outrage after Kyrgyzstan reburies its only ancient mummyquote:Scientists have called for Kyrgyzstan's only mummy to be immediately dug back up after the 1,500-year-old relic was taken from a museum and hastily reburied on the eve of a presidential election in a decision celebrated by self-professed psychics.
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Police: Troy man, angered by wait for McDonald’s pie, broke case Troy man pleads guilty to sexually abusing child at McDonald's Troy Man should just stay away from McDonald's.
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Double-posting because HOLY poo poo https://twitter.com/GWillowWilson/status/925903124274933760
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Double-posting because HOLY poo poo BRB, shooting all the PCs in cs_abbottabad.
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https://www.cia.gov/news-informatio...pound-raid.htmlquote:With today’s release, the information remaining in the Abbottabad collection that has not been released publicly includes materials that are sensitive such that their release would directly damage efforts to keep the nation secure; materials protected by copyright; pornography; malware; and blank, corrupted and duplicate files. For example, some of the material being withheld from public release are the following copyrighted videos: LOL.
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Imagine I replaced PJWs name with yours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAM9Z4s-dPI
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Double-posting because HOLY poo poo Well drat, maybe that quote about Kim Jong Un learning the word "Dotard" from a goon who plays DOTA was true all along.
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To think that someone out there probably killed Osama Bin Laden in CS and then proceeded to teabag him.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Double-posting because HOLY poo poo Supposedly you can play his Animal Crossing save
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Slime posted:To think that someone out there probably killed Osama Bin Laden in CS and then proceeded to teabag him. Lmao this had to have happened and he probably legit killed people because of it
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The suspect told police ‘give me a lawyer dog.’ The court says he wasn’t asking for a lawyer.Tom Jackman posted:when a suspect in an interrogation told detectives to “just give me a lawyer dog,” the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled that the suspect was, in fact, asking for a “lawyer dog,” and not invoking his constitutional right to counsel.
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Tiggum posted:The suspect told police ‘give me a lawyer dog.’ The court says he wasn’t asking for a lawyer. Air Bud again proves prescient. There's no rule against a dog being a lawyer so it was clearly a reasonable interpretation.
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Tiggum posted:The suspect told police ‘give me a lawyer dog.’ The court says he wasn’t asking for a lawyer. Apparently when the defendant's lawyer asked "Can I approach the bench?", the judge said "I don't know; can you?" and held him in contempt.
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