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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well that's certainly a thing that you just posted :barf:

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'm the lightning bolt shooting out the horse dick

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

treat posted:

Embedded :nws:

Please don't embed :nws: images, Jesus Christ.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
People who create, enjoy, or even willingly peruse anything along those lines should probably be isolated from society.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
What's wrong with the horse angel comic? Seems pretty cool to me.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.
So, comic creators and readers- got it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comptroll The Forums posted:

I'm the lightning bolt shooting out the horse dick

im the lightning bolt shooting into the horse dick if you know what i mean

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Powaqoatse posted:

im the lightning bolt shooting into the horse dick if you know what i mean

Yes, the flash of lightning is usually followed by a sound

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comptroll The Forums posted:

Yes, the flash of lightning is usually followed by a sound

goddahaahahaafuck

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Putting a leech on someone's rear end in a top hat seems like a good way to own a leech. Little rear end sucker.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Post the rest - it's just getting good! :fap:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mister Mind posted:

Post the rest - it's just getting good! :fap:

:chloe:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Yes, the flash of lightning is usually followed by a sound

:eyepop: thats a one in a million pun, Jesus Christ

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Is that horse dick lightning bolt comic about that mesopotamian space gods comic done by one of the adventure time cartoonists that basically ruled but I lost the name and website for and have been wondering if noah ever stopped meditating on the taste of bird poo poo and did anything cool?

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
That's Jesse Moynihan, who did Forming as well as work on Adventure Time.

The Horse Dick apocalypse is Josh Simmons who did (as mentioned previously) the Furry Trap.

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010

Man there was a reason I didn't post any pictures from the comic. I get that his aim was to make you feel uncomfortable but I think most of it was sort of just an excuse to be self indulgently depraved on the authors part. Why do we need stories about magic hillbilly incest? Or demons in the woods that rape your family because you're poor? And the flaming horse dick one was just stupid. It's the sort of stuff you'd expect from the sensibilities of a messed up teenager who thinks he's being edgy but in reality is just acting out his weird psychological problems. Like I said, I regret reading it.

Forming is really good though. I mean that's probably also the author acting out his weird psychosexual issues (because I think a lot of people do that) but it's more entertaining to read.

A Spherical Sponge has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Oct 30, 2017

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol, he is fat.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

whomp is so bad

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
The joke is that the last panel he's a vampire and what you're looking at is the view of his front porch through a mirror (not pictured) and since he's a vampire he's invisible

Pursued by bees
Jan 1, 2013

heartful of fire
with no one left to tell

Efexeye posted:

whomp is so bad

no

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Shut up about comics being bad already. As long as it's not Goblins, or other poo poo people post ironically, it's good.

Grevling has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Oct 30, 2017

funktopus
Jan 11, 2009

Grevling posted:

Shut up about comics being bad already. As long as it's not Goblins, or other poo poo people post ironically, it's good.



But don't you understand? You're not supposed to like it!!! Stop liking things, I say!!!

You
Oct 6, 2009

funktopus posted:

But don't you understand? You're not supposed to like it!!! Stop liking things, I say!!!

What if he likes not liking things? Then ego will tell him what's right?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


umalt posted:

That's Jesse Moynihan, who did Forming as well as work on Adventure Time.

The Horse Dick apocalypse is Josh Simmons who did (as mentioned previously

Thanks for the first link but as advised by previously people upthread I will not be clicking the second one.

Now to guess where I left off...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Efexeye posted:

whomp is so blood

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

A Spherical Sponge posted:

Well I found the original comic, and the collection of comics made by this one guy it's part of. It's called "The Furry Trap" if you want to look it up, though I would recommend against that, and there's a site somewhere where you can read the entire thing, it's not too hard to find. It's pretty edgy nihilistic gross out stuff in the way that only indie comics can be, i.e. lots of graphic sex and violence and sexual violence. For example, (and don't read this if you get disturbed by descriptions of really terrible sexual violence) the first comic involves a stereotypical elf hero guy breaking a stereotypical evil wizard's neck, slicing open his throat and breaking all of his teeth while he's paralysed but conscious, and then loving the hole in made in the throat such that he cums all over the guy's weeping face, and then beats him to death. Personally I regret reading it because it's really unpleasant in a way that I thought lacked any sort of artistic or entertainment value. The guy has some pretty serious problems, I think.
god damnit daryl if you're going to keep bringing your lovely fetishes into my D&D games you're not welcome in my mom's basement.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

This is good

Sapphira
Apr 7, 2006

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Yes, the flash of lightning is usually followed by a sound

I don't get why this is funny and feel like an idiot for it. What's the deal?

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

he made a short animated series and i love it!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Sapphira posted:

I don't get why this is funny and feel like an idiot for it. What's the deal?

Sounding is the term for putting objects, generally rods, into your urethra.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Grevling posted:

Shut up about comics being bad already. As long as it's not Goblins, or other poo poo people post ironically, it's good.

Except for that sonny cher and owl poo poo: that stuff is objectively bad

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





na...nani?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

Cartoons for perverts are as old as cartoons themselves.

:nws: The Buried Treasure featuring Eveready Harton :nws:

also, R. Crumb fingering a Sexy Sasquatch: :nws:https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/fb/42/a9fb42ef3bc521b32d28aa5619563681--robert-crumb-robert-richard.jpg

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

lmao

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