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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/kfurumiya/status/924786383130001409

:stare:

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Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

I'm glad that Assassin's Creed is good, I'll pick it up at some point!

I'm sad that Mario is good, I'll never have a Switch :(

How come?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEgE5z6Sl7Y

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

tfw you're like dang 50 jumps I think I did a pretty good score, and then look at the leaderboards

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Assuming 2 jumps per second and each is one point, that is over 3 hours of jumping.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
today i learned there are two people with over 1200 Platinum trophies

how do you... how is there that much time in the world

al-azad
May 28, 2009




I was about to post just that. Just did this like "lol I doubled the required jumps for a moon, I guess i'm pretty goo--------------------------------------------------------------"

chumbler posted:

Assuming 2 jumps per second and each is one point, that is over 3 hours of jumping.

I can only assume past a point you'll clear multiple skips in a single jump??

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

precision posted:

today i learned there are two people with over 1200 Platinum trophies

how do you... how is there that much time in the world

Those are people who have had nothing to do but that for like a solid decade

I like video games but that is not living

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Looper posted:

How come?

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

codenameFANGIO posted:

Those are people who have had nothing to do but that for like a solid decade

I like video games but that is not living

one of them has a kid :negative:

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

codenameFANGIO posted:

Those are people who have had nothing to do but that for like a solid decade

I like video games but that is not living
depends on if they're vita trophies or not, that's living

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i did 44 jumps in the jump rope game.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I mean... you know a Switch isn't going to cost $300 forever, right?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

my new 'stardew when' is virtual console when, cause Nintendo said online NES games in "fall 2017" so they could conceivably make me wait until december

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


but you will throw money down on assassin's creed

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
tfw you save richard in REmake cause you are a fast runner and a good friend

also i have like 60 pistol rounds and 16 shotgun rounds. i feel invincible

The Colonel fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Oct 30, 2017

al-azad
May 28, 2009



codenameFANGIO posted:

Those are people who have had nothing to do but that for like a solid decade

I like video games but that is not living

A lot of them exploit easy trophies mainly from kiddy games like the infamous Avatar The Last Airbender which you could get in literally 10 minutes. And trophies are usually region specific so you buy the European and Japanese copy and now you have triple the trophies.

When I was an unemployed broke rear end college kid trophies were a great way to stretch a game out. Now that I'm ballin' outta control with more GOTY contenders than hours in a day I can't handle this poo poo. But I still love the concept of achievements and will do poo poo like play South Park as a black kid on the hardest difficulty to get a trophy I would've gotten anyway.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

hell yeah :hf:

i got 1:08 on 00 agent archives (had to get 1:20 to unlock the cheat, which was the second hardest one to get in the game) which i thought was really impressive until i just now looked up the record and



jesus, speedrunners are insane

Goldeneye Speedruns are funny in an unwatchable way because the game has so much frame rate slowdown if you try to play f normally that the only way to go fast is to stare at your feet so you can't actually see whatever the runner is doing

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Internet Kraken posted:

I don't care what you say; the idea of an assassination game having enemy and equipment levels is absurd.

I hope the next Hitman game is also like that. :v:

Sorry your headshot did 1 dmg because you are 2 levels below the assassination target and are only using common gear.

In Training posted:

Goldeneye Speedruns are funny in an unwatchable way because the game has so much frame rate slowdown if you try to play f normally that the only way to go fast is to stare at your feet so you can't actually see whatever the runner is doing

That is hilarious

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Whats the best Tall-Ship combat game on the market? I've tried Battlefleet Gothic Armada but didnt like it.

I've heard good things about the Treasure planet licensed game of all things.

Baron Porkface fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Oct 30, 2017

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

how is the evil within 2 about instakills? The first game looked full of them and a bunch of other poo poo I knew I'd hate so I skipped it but the second one looks better to me.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

there is a moment at the end of the game that feels VERY sonic adventure

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

there is a moment at the end of the game that feels VERY sonic adventure

Is it grinding rails in space? Because more games need grinding rails in space.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I can't believe the so called critics aren't talking about how super mario odyssey totally ripped off the final boss of final fantasy XIV stormblood

IdealFlaws
Aug 23, 2005

al-azad posted:

Kind of disappointed Pauline doesn't recognize Mario? That completely destroys my timeline theories.

I feel the same way. I need answers asap

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

IdealFlaws posted:

I feel the same way. I need answers asap
she has retrograde amnesia, as a result from the profound trauma caused by the Kong Incident

IdealFlaws
Aug 23, 2005
I suppose that's possible :ohdear:

Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



https://twitter.com/imranzomg/status/924869219539329024

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


Splatoon forces people to make very hosed up choices sometimes

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


I can't decide what game to play lately, this is very tragic

There's so much good stuff out right now... :pray:

psychoJ
Feb 24, 2011

Smart and cool, handsome, wealthy and so sexy

it's puyo. puyo is better.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I find it oddly annoying that in Mario Odyssey after you beat the game the shops start selling more moons, and you can buy them ten at a time, but you can do this as much as you want and they're pretty much meaningless and just exist to remind you that you bought them, and I guess round out the number of moons at the end of the game if you hate having a non-round number. As I said, no sensible reason it annoys me but I still feel I have tainted my save somehow.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

okay I see what people meant about the mario ending sequence lmao... maybe this is goty after all...

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
thinkin about how much i like assassins creed games and also having a computer that works

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

For as much as I make fun of AC, the idea behind having the cool settings to faff about in with some sort of objective given by the game is cool, it's just everything else about them kinda sounds like a chore and a real case of needing to cut out the fat.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SliicmSpork

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

mfw i'm too high even to play kirby

corn in the bible posted:

thinkin about how much i like assassins creed games and also having a computer that works



please enjoy "the saboteur"

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Was that 3DS dbz srpg where you can fuse people together any good?

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


The White Dragon posted:


mfw i'm too high even to play kirby

i'm not sure i could get that high without first being physically ill

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