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Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Your Computer posted:

IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean

who gives a poo poo, do you want to examine the reactions of different compounds and publish a stupid paper about it??

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:15

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:57

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Nebrilos posted:

Meanwhile I'm sitting here like...
https://i.imgur.com/n3RZCFS.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:31

You: Oct 6, 2009

Agents are GO! posted:

Nice try, You. You're not washing my cock.

Then stop compaining about girls thinking your cock is gross. :colbert:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:42

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

You posted:

Then stop compaining about girls thinking your cock is gross.

Wash my cock :argh:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:46

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Nebrilos posted:

You don't activate your almonds? What's wrong with you?

My days meals are 100% cruelty free

*slathers liver pate on the toast*

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:52

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:58

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Your Computer posted:

IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean

The way it's supposed to work is that acidic foods that have been metabolized produce alkalizing byproducts that reduce the acidity of fluids in your body. The problem is that this alkalizing effect at most influences the creation of urine, and has no influence whatsoever on blood. So if you are concerned about the pH of your piss, alkalizing diet is the way to go!

# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:10

You: Oct 6, 2009

Former DILF posted:

Wash my cock

# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:22

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.

Yeah we have that pretty much as well.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Flyball posted:

How does it taste?

For the first time in their history like victory.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:51

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.

Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:52

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ours are filled with essence of Cosby and therefore not suitable for lunchtime wake-up foods.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:16

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ours are filled with essence of Cosby and therefore not suitable for lunchtime wake-up foods.

Well of course they're not gonna be "wake-up" foods if they have the "essence of Cosby."

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:18

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Dreddout posted:

Emu Meatballs

Is that even legal?

Only if you delete them after 24 hours

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:24

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

steinrokkan posted:

The way it's supposed to work is that acidic foods that have been metabolized produce alkalizing byproducts that reduce the acidity of fluids in your body. The problem is that this alkalizing effect at most influences the creation of urine, and has no influence whatsoever on blood. So if you are concerned about the pH of your piss, alkalizing diet is the way to go!

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:25

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Zipperelli. posted:

Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well.

Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret.

Don't blame us when we assume you have no loving idea what a kebab snack pack is :colbert:

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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:37

Theris: Oct 9, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well.

In the Chicago area, at least, they're "gyro platters" and come with tzatziki and hot sauce instead of barbecue and garlic sauce. (Is "garlic sauce" what commonwealth countries call tzatziki? It has a lot of garlic in it but if you're going to call it something else "cucumber sauce" would probably make more sense.)

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:40

Rumda: Nov 4, 2009; Moth Lesbian Comrade

Theris posted:

In the Chicago area, at least, they're "gyro platters" and come with tzatziki and hot sauce instead of barbecue and garlic sauce. (Is "garlic sauce" what commonwealth countries call tzatziki? It has a lot of garlic in it but if you're going to call it something else "cucumber sauce" would probably make more sense.)

It's pretty much just garlic mayonnaise

# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:56

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Dec 28, 2007; Kiss this and hang

I just watched a segment on a morning tv show "how to make a candy apple cake", that was literally "Well, make a cake and then make it look like a candy apple" produces a cake that actually took three days and an industrial amount of professionally rolled out fondant.

so who here has that cartoon about how to draw an elephant that is three panels long starting with an oval, then an oval with a line, then an elephant?

Edited to add the segment, because you should suffer too.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/youtube-star-yolanda-gampp-demonstrates-make-candy-apple-50803784

Edit edit: VV No I remember there being an elephant and less Tick. But that sure is close.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Oct 30, 2017

# ? Oct 30, 2017 14:11

Mikl: Nov 8, 2009; Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

This one?

# ? Oct 30, 2017 14:14

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I think you have conflated the Tick #1 and the time that Slylock Fox's how to draw segment was just

1. Draw an elephant
2. drat, that's a fine elephant
3. Colour that poo poo

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:06

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Dec 28, 2007; Kiss this and hang

RandomFerret posted:

I think you have conflated the Tick #1 and the time that Slylock Fox's how to draw segment was just

1. Draw an elephant
2. drat, that's a fine elephant
3. Colour that poo poo

Nope you are right. I remember points 1, 2 and three. That thing does pretty much encompass what I was laughing at so hard about the "candy apple cake" fiasco.

Make a cake. drat that's a fine looking cake, now throw candy at it.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:13

Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:35

Bone Storm: Aug 3, 2011; BUY ME BONESTORM
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There's quite a corpus of these, it would seem

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:38

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Screaming Idiot posted:

Only if you delete them after 24 hours

i-understood-that-reference.smc

# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:40

LogisticEarth: Mar 28, 2004; Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret.

Don't blame us when we assume you have no loving idea what a kebab snack pack is

I was all curious about shawarma since as you said it became hugely popular for some reason, and then I go and find a place that served it and I was like...oh, it's a gyro, which has been served at like every diner in New Jersey for like the past fifty years. Biggest anticlimax ever.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 17:54

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

It's like a gyro, but not the same thing.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 17:59

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

It's a sandwich.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:04

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Paladinus posted:

It's a sandwich.

Don't lump shawarmas in with hot dogs.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:10

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Yeah there are Emu farms. Kangaroo meat is much more common and can be bought in most supermarkets though.

This reads like a Simpsons joke

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:10

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

A shawarma is a gyro but a gyro is not a shawarma.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:34

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret.

It is well-known in any American city worth living in.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:51

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Screaming Idiot posted:

Only if you delete them after 24 hours

Was going to make a Rom meatball joke but I thought the better of it :yikes:

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:53

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Dreddout posted:

This reads like a Simpsons joke

Real life is a Simpson's joke.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:58

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret.

Don't blame us when we assume you have no loving idea what a kebab snack pack is

Americans are excused for unwittingly creating the perfect shawarma condiment:

Good old Crystal brand Louisiana Hot Sauce.

# ? Oct 30, 2017 21:32