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https://twitter.com/ValveTime/status/924940064978821120 yeah, rip
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Oct 30, 2017 11:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am an extremely horny pregnant piss-slut. Furthermore, I have a decently-sized collection of flax seed and feathers. ASL?
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Oct 30, 2017 15:10
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Terrible Games: Loves To Perform Cunnilingus. Don't Ask. I love that their sales pitch is, "Hope Steam doesn't ban us!" Thank. loving. God.
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Oct 30, 2017 15:36
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am an extremely horny pregnant piss-slut. Furthermore, I have a decently-sized collection of flax seed and feathers. PM sent.
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Oct 30, 2017 15:38
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Reality Winner posted:
Between her horrible posture and comical oversized breast, her back has got to hurt like a mother fucker. That bothers me way more than anything else about this, lumber pain is no joke.
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Oct 30, 2017 15:47
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I dont know posted:Between her horrible posture and comical oversized breast, her back has got to hurt like a mother fucker. That bothers me way more than anything else about this, lumber pain is no joke. She's got 44 lumber to spare, don't worry.
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Oct 30, 2017 16:00
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Thank. loving. God. I don't know, it seems less like quality control and more like Steam's trying to cover their asses (sorry, couldn't think of a proper sex joke as it's late here). I mean, I'm not opposed to sex (in videogames or otherwise), and honestly, if Steam wants to sell tittygames they should have the balls (again, can't think of a sex joke) to let people post the uncensor patches or sell the games unadulterated. What Steam should be doing is to make it easier for people to exclude certain material from their ques if they want (i.e. make it visible on the front page/store page), as well as curate incoming games to ensure quality control. If people want sex in their games, that's fine, but if people want rape in theor games, then you should call the police. Also games that have sex in them should be about more than just the shagging, but that's a different subject.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:40
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But a vast majority of these ARE low quality trash. Remember that literal picture book about the dick elf? They're not loving asset flips at least. I wish Steam would loving get their poo poo together, the market is unpleasant to visit anymore.
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Oct 30, 2017 18:19
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Anil Dasharez0ne posted:
I... uh... my friend wants to see these intimate details as well.
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Oct 30, 2017 19:11
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:But a vast majority of these ARE low quality trash. Remember that literal picture book about the dick elf? They're not loving asset flips at least. Yeah, those can just gently caress off- like I said, what Steam needs is increased curation, not making easily worked-around loopholes.
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Oct 30, 2017 19:11
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CommissarMega posted:I mean, I'm not opposed to sex (in videogames or otherwise),
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Oct 30, 2017 19:23
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There's literally never been a video game with sex in it that wasn't bad wank fodder (besides abstract stuff like Genital Jousting)
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Oct 30, 2017 19:46
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CommissarMega posted:I mean, I'm not opposed to sex (in videogames or otherwise), and honestly, if Steam wants to sell tittygames they should have the balls (again, can't think of a sex joke) to let people post the uncensor patches or sell the games unadulterated. Supposedly this runs afoul of content laws in several countries Valve does business in. They'd have to region lock those games and maybe not even make them visible in the store.
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Oct 30, 2017 19:49
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FirstAidKite posted:ASL? 60/m/damcyan
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Oct 30, 2017 20:26
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Sure you all think this sounds like Valve taking a stand against garbage tittygames but my gut tells me this just means they are working on a way to monetize the nudey patches themselves.
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Oct 30, 2017 21:45
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dromal phrenia posted:Sure you all think this sounds like Valve taking a stand against garbage tittygames but my gut tells me this just means they are working on a way to monetize the nudey patches themselves. Upgrade to Steamy Steam NOW for only $59.99/mo
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Oct 30, 2017 21:46
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Improbable Lobster posted:There's literally never been a video game with sex in it that wasn't bad wank fodder (besides abstract stuff like Genital Jousting) I thought the 2014 Wolfenstein handled it's sex scene pretty well. It didn't exactly linger, though.
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Oct 30, 2017 23:38
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Eela6 posted:I thought the 2014 Wolfenstein handled it's sex scene pretty well. It didn't exactly linger, though. Does it keep a tally of all the sex acts BJ has done over the course of the game?
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Oct 30, 2017 23:56
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If you want to see good sex in games let me introduce you to Robert Yang
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Oct 31, 2017 00:06
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Improbable Lobster posted:Does it keep a tally of all the sex acts BJ has done over the course of the game? every time BJ gets a BJ he jumps between the Wyatt and Fergus timelines
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Oct 31, 2017 00:08
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Improbable Lobster posted:There's literally never been a video game with sex in it that wasn't bad wank fodder (besides abstract stuff like Genital Jousting) Same only all fiction regardless of medium.
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Oct 31, 2017 02:46
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all literature is about professors who want to gently caress their students
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Oct 31, 2017 02:52
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Improbable Lobster posted:There's literally never been a video game with sex in it that wasn't bad wank fodder (besides abstract stuff like Genital Jousting) GTA5 is fine i guess? like i don't really get why that's in there beyond flavor, but calling the game "bad wank fodder" is a stretch
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Oct 31, 2017 02:59
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:GTA5 is fine i guess? like i don't really get why that's in there beyond flavor, but calling the game "bad wank fodder" is a stretch The strip club stuff was terrible. Not so much the nudity, but the "grope the dancer while the bouncer isn't looking to get her affection up" mechanic. Whenever sex and GTA are brought up I think of this email from Sam Houser during the development of San Andreas. Sam Houser posted:[J]ennifer, how are we going to handle the approval of certain bits of content in sa [San Andreas], we are keen to include new functionality and interaction in line with the ‘vibe' of the game. to this end, in addition to the violence and bad language, we want to include sexual content, which I understand is questionable to certain people, but pretty natural (more than violence), when you think about it and consider the fact that the game is intended for adults. Here are some examples of content that will be displayed graphically:
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Oct 31, 2017 03:12
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wait who was the compulsive masturbator? it's been a long time... do you meet love fist in san andreas?
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Oct 31, 2017 03:25
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The White Dragon posted:wait who was the compulsive masturbator? it's been a long time... do you meet love fist in san andreas? It's been ages since I played so I'm just going to pretend that was originally CJ's sole character trait.
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Oct 31, 2017 04:39
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All you had to do Cj is run the drat train
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Oct 31, 2017 04:45
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Randallteal posted:The strip club stuff was terrible. Not so much the nudity, but the "grope the dancer while the bouncer isn't looking to get her affection up" mechanic. like I said, I don't like the actual sexual content in GTA5, but it's very much a tertiary part of a game that is largely totally fine like, if GTA5 didn't have strip clubs it would still totally be GTA5
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Oct 31, 2017 05:18
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I like sex.
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Oct 31, 2017 06:33
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Is nice!
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Oct 31, 2017 06:33
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FirstAidKite posted:I like sex. lol wat
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Nov 1, 2017 04:23
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lagcats posted:lol wat FirstAidKite posted:Is nice!
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Nov 1, 2017 05:38
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To add to the shitposting... It seems like the people behind PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS are really cashing in on their success, by releasing a spin-off: PLAYERUNKN4WN: Zombie quote:Did you wonder what would happen if humanity disappeared from the face of the Earth? No? Alas, but this is not a dream - it's reality. And it's single-player only.
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Nov 1, 2017 20:40
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Nov 1, 2017 20:47
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Bluehole still using pre-made assets I see.
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Nov 1, 2017 21:06
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"Take the meat of animals or take them into account" is weirdly haunting
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Nov 1, 2017 21:26
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What’s wrong with the zombie mode they have already? It’s still 100 people, it supports teams, and the zombies are real people.
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