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Your Computer posted:IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean who gives a poo poo, do you want to examine the reactions of different compounds and publish a stupid paper about it??
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Meanwhile I'm sitting here like... https://i.imgur.com/n3RZCFS.mp4
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Agents are GO! posted:Nice try, You. You're not washing my cock. Then stop compaining about girls thinking your cock is gross.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:42 |
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You posted:Then stop compaining about girls thinking your cock is gross. Wash my cock
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:46 |
Nebrilos posted:
My days meals are 100% cruelty free *slathers liver pate on the toast*
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:52 |
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Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 11:58 |
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Your Computer posted:IIRC the way these idiots "alkalise" their water is to add different acids. To them, it's a magic word kinda like "detoxify", it means whatever they want it to mean The way it's supposed to work is that acidic foods that have been metabolized produce alkalizing byproducts that reduce the acidity of fluids in your body. The problem is that this alkalizing effect at most influences the creation of urine, and has no influence whatsoever on blood. So if you are concerned about the pH of your piss, alkalizing diet is the way to go!
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:10 |
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Former DILF posted:Wash my cock
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:22 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night. Yeah we have that pretty much as well.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:48 |
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Flyball posted:How does it taste? For the first time in their history like victory.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Like many things, Australians do it better. We have the Halal Snack Pack; A shitload of different kebab meats on a shitload of chips, slathered in BBQ sauce and Garlic sauce. Best served at 2am with near-terminal alcohol poisoning on a Tuesday night. Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 12:52 |
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Ours are filled with essence of Cosby and therefore not suitable for lunchtime wake-up foods.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ours are filled with essence of Cosby and therefore not suitable for lunchtime wake-up foods. Well of course they're not gonna be "wake-up" foods if they have the "essence of Cosby."
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:18 |
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Dreddout posted:Emu Meatballs Only if you delete them after 24 hours
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:24 |
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steinrokkan posted:The way it's supposed to work is that acidic foods that have been metabolized produce alkalizing byproducts that reduce the acidity of fluids in your body. The problem is that this alkalizing effect at most influences the creation of urine, and has no influence whatsoever on blood. So if you are concerned about the pH of your piss, alkalizing diet is the way to go! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:25 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well. Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret. Don't blame us when we assume you have no loving idea what a kebab snack pack is Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 13:41 on Oct 30, 2017 |
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Zipperelli. posted:Lol, you're adorable thinking that Aussies are the only ones who have snack packs. We have them in the U.S. as well. In the Chicago area, at least, they're "gyro platters" and come with tzatziki and hot sauce instead of barbecue and garlic sauce. (Is "garlic sauce" what commonwealth countries call tzatziki? It has a lot of garlic in it but if you're going to call it something else "cucumber sauce" would probably make more sense.)
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:40 |
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Theris posted:In the Chicago area, at least, they're "gyro platters" and come with tzatziki and hot sauce instead of barbecue and garlic sauce. (Is "garlic sauce" what commonwealth countries call tzatziki? It has a lot of garlic in it but if you're going to call it something else "cucumber sauce" would probably make more sense.) It's pretty much just garlic mayonnaise
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:56 |
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I just watched a segment on a morning tv show "how to make a candy apple cake", that was literally "Well, make a cake and then make it look like a candy apple" produces a cake that actually took three days and an industrial amount of professionally rolled out fondant. so who here has that cartoon about how to draw an elephant that is three panels long starting with an oval, then an oval with a line, then an elephant? Edited to add the segment, because you should suffer too. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/youtube-star-yolanda-gampp-demonstrates-make-candy-apple-50803784 Edit edit: VV No I remember there being an elephant and less Tick. But that sure is close. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 14:15 on Oct 30, 2017 |
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This one?
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 14:14 |
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I think you have conflated the Tick #1 and the time that Slylock Fox's how to draw segment was just 1. Draw an elephant 2. drat, that's a fine elephant 3. Colour that poo poo
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:06 |
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RandomFerret posted:
Nope you are right. I remember points 1, 2 and three. That thing does pretty much encompass what I was laughing at so hard about the "candy apple cake" fiasco. Make a cake. drat that's a fine looking cake, now throw candy at it.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:13 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:35 |
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There's quite a corpus of these, it would seem
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Screaming Idiot posted:Only if you delete them after 24 hours i-understood-that-reference.smc
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 15:40 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret. I was all curious about shawarma since as you said it became hugely popular for some reason, and then I go and find a place that served it and I was like...oh, it's a gyro, which has been served at like every diner in New Jersey for like the past fifty years. Biggest anticlimax ever.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 17:54 |
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It's like a gyro, but not the same thing.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 17:59 |
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It's a sandwich.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:04 |
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Paladinus posted:It's a sandwich. Don't lump shawarmas in with hot dogs.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Yeah there are Emu farms. Kangaroo meat is much more common and can be bought in most supermarkets though. This reads like a Simpsons joke
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:10 |
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A shawarma is a gyro but a gyro is not a shawarma.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Only if you delete them after 24 hours Was going to make a Rom meatball joke but I thought the better of it
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Dreddout posted:This reads like a Simpsons joke Real life is a Simpson's joke.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 18:58 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Please. Your lot was so chuffed at your "discovery" of shawarma you went and put it in a blockbuster movie like it was some great culinary secret. Americans are excused for unwittingly creating the perfect shawarma condiment: Good old Crystal brand Louisiana Hot Sauce.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 21:32 |
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drat, why did you cut off Slylock Fox?
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 21:58 |
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Same
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dat rear end doe
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