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Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Someone make a facehugger do a goatse and title it buttstretcher.

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

drat dude you're on fire

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

PhazonLink posted:

The worst ones are where parents take pictures with their dead kids so they have at least one family photo.

My sister had a photo of her dog on her wall at the office. After the dog died, her coworkers thought it was creepy that she would keep the photo up there, and urged her to take it down. Ever the thoughtful, caring person, my sister replaced it with one of those "Pose with the dead family member" photos. In this case, it was our dead great-great grandmother, sitting with her whole, at the time living, family. They never bothered her about her photo choices after that.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

:chanpop:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Good lord

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
something something midnight meat train

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


ignore

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Nov 1, 2017

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



gently caress

Jesus Christ I missed a ton of entries. This thread is gold.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 30, 2017

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Yum.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



holy poo poo

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free



oh my god

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

lol

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek


there is a joke there somewhere

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


lol

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Amazing entries everyone. I have an idea but I don't have any time/skill to make it. The gist of it is this: "Heeeerrrre's Goatse!"

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


:drat:

I laughed at the quaker oats guy, then loving lost it at the thumbs up.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

You actually made me no joke carefully inspect the original to see if his left hand was making a thumbs up shape.

e: his right, my left whatever

Murray Mantoinette fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Nov 1, 2017

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I want to participate, but that would entail looking at hello for a long time while masking it.

Did all of you sit there carefully removing his rear end in a top hat, or do you have a PSD of just the hands or something?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

poo poo I've seen that dudes gaping maw so much now that i might as well be looking at an ad for IKEA furniture for as much as it affects me.

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Cyrano4747 posted:

poo poo I've seen that dudes gaping maw so much now that i might as well be looking at an ad for IKEA furniture for as much as it affects me.

Pretty much this. Goatse is like one of those Warhol prints of a Campbell's soup can by now.
But if you really wanna desensitize yourself I can heartily recommend that pornhub.com channel of his. It's got fresh horrors, even for someone as jaded as myself.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Disco Godfather posted:

I want to participate, but that would entail looking at hello for a long time while masking it.

Did all of you sit there carefully removing his rear end in a top hat, or do you have a PSD of just the hands or something?

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Happy halloween from the Bad With Money thread.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819120&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=208#post477927260

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Afakasi
Jul 9, 2009

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985




Edward Goatsehands

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Nov 1, 2017

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Nice

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Nov 1, 2017

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

what are the gbs censor rules these days? like let's say in between the door and frame i put some classic kirk but inside the anus itself i would put jack nicholson's jaw from the pic. cock n balls would also be hidden

would that be safe to post?

personally i think we owe kirkj a little more respect

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

wonder what he's watching

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


autoaim.cfg posted:

I just watched FISTING rear end WITH MY PANTYHOSE AND GIRL'S PANTIES PULLED DOWN OUTDOORS and oh wow, his rear end in a top hat is.... wrecked.

This is a perfect post.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

autoaim.cfg posted:

Pretty much this. Goatse is like one of those Warhol prints of a Campbell's soup can by now.
But if you really wanna desensitize yourself I can heartily recommend that pornhub.com channel of his. It's got fresh horrors, even for someone as jaded as myself.

For me it's kind of like running into an old friend on the street, or Naked Guy for those of you who remember the movie PCU. "Hey, Naked Guy's here! Now it's a party." Eventually goatse just becomes a part of you.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

A few years back, a girl I knew didn't know what goatse was so I sent it to her. Didn't even think about it.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

china bot posted:

wonder what he's watching

combined Richard Spencer/Trump twitter feed

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

china bot posted:

wonder what he's watching

Probably that Supernatural fanfic series erotically centred around Dean's(?) prolapsed anus rosebud.

If I have to endure the knowledge that such a thing exists, I'm not doing so alone.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012




Absolutely fantastic :five:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Ah yes the Ludovicotse Technique

gamey
May 17, 2009

Linux Pirate posted:

lest we forget why goatman died. Kirk Johnson tried, in vain to put a volleyball up his rear end.

Oh god did kirk die? My rear end is shattered.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

gamey posted:

Oh god did kirk die? My rear end is shattered.

No, he's still shoving things up his stretched rear end on Pornhub .

Imperialist Dog posted:

Is linking to off-site NSFW stuff still probatable? Fingers crossed ...

:nws:
:butt: http://www.pornhub.com/users/KirkJ :butt: :nws:

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