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Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
Looks like Spider-Man should've packed a jacket for that brisk weather.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Elfface posted:

If the moloids need Melvin to survive, what did they do before him?
Maybe his secret is that the Moloids are actually his offspring with one of the underground monsters, and they didn't exist before?

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Synthbuttrange posted:



look at that smug background spidey

"In some nutty way, I win!"

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
If only my only immediate family member was here to help me, a 600 year old woman, through this difficult time. Instead I'm being stood up at the altar by moleman as a cab driver and a man in a fetish suit watch.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Peter this isn't a rap battle.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Push El Burrito posted:

Peter this isn't a rap battle.

Word to your mole-ther.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


May finds comfort in Spidey's arms. D:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



HI-YO, TURDER! AWAY!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
And now, goodbye forever!

*next panel, Melvin drinking in the bar hitting on a 20 year old*

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lol May totally knows

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Push El Burrito posted:

And now, goodbye forever!

*next panel, Melvin drinking in the bar hitting on a 20 year old*

Melvin as played by Kevin Spacey

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Well another life successfully ruined thanks to the webbed menace, Spider man!:argh:

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ikasuhito posted:

Well another life successfully ruined thanks to the webbed menace, Spider man!:argh:

JJJ parachute account spotted

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
We need to start a letter campaign to the Daily Bugle. #JJJwasRight

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:


May finds comfort in Spidey's arms. D:

Does that green turd have eyes?

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Synthbuttrange posted:


May finds comfort in Spidey's arms. D:

When you're halfway through a big poo poo in a public restroom and someone sneezes loudly in the stall next to you and you lose focus and it goes back in.

I'm also disappointed with the lack of sound effect words in these comics. BRRRAAAAAP!!!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Best part of this (heartbreaking) situation is that Spidey's gonna have to go,"Welp, gotta leave this old lady to weep inconsolably now!" so he can run around a corner and change back into Peter, then come back.

Uncle Moley :smith:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
as far as anyone knows (everyone knows peter is spider-man) parker is still trapped on a ledge somewhere in subterria

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"Oh, Spider-man, thank you for being here for me. Youre always there when I need you... You and your ripe muscles..."
"Oh nooooooo"

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!




:itwaspoo:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Eww, he's knee deep in it too in the second panel. :barf:

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

ManlyGrunting posted:

Eww, he's knee deep in it too in the second panel. :barf:

I think you'll find it's just showing he has a very wide stance. Understandably.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
actually very curious how the gently caress those panels look in papers that print weekday comics in black and white

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

abraham linksys posted:

actually very curious how the gently caress those panels look in papers that print weekday comics in black and white

lovely.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



thank god thats over with

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't you dare loving cry Peter, not unless the next strip is you bursting into that Underground Cavern and telling Uncle Moley you're going to take over as the Mole King :mad:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They could have a cry-off between them and the mole people

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Oh hey, *looks back six loving months holy poo poo* Anna. I honestly thought she went with MJ. I had no idea she was still here.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Uh, yeah I thought Anna went to LA too.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Uh, yeah I thought Anna went to LA too.

She did

Soooo I guess they're back?:shrug:

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Nov 1, 2017

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
to be fair there was probably a few months between that storm and now, she could have flown over after it finished

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"So how did your aunt's wedding go?"
"I stopped it!"
"What."
"Yep! In some crazy way, I win!"
"... I'm leaving you."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Synthbuttrange posted:



thank god thats over with
May Parker you are the most disappointing human being. Peter truly is your nephew. I am thrilled you will die alone.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Pretty bad when a story takes so long even the writer forgot the details.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Don't you dare loving cry Peter, not unless the next strip is you bursting into that Underground Cavern and telling Uncle Moley you're going to take over as the Mole King :mad:

Mole Civilization would end within days.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Synthbuttrange posted:

Uh, yeah I thought Anna went to LA too.
MJ and Anna flew to San Francisco for some PR stuff and a storm prevented them from returning to LA in time for the wedding.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Anna came back, MJ is with Moleman ruling the mole people.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Who's in Miami?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



Who's in Miami?

sabertooth!, obviously.

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Synthbuttrange posted:



thank god thats over with

Kind of sad they just ended the scene there, because I really want to know what happened when Aunt May finally asked "hey, where'd my nephew go?"

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