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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

JaucheCharly posted:

PUBG faces China ban for deviating from 'socialist core values'.

As foretold.
And here I thought killing your fellow man for his supplies and fight your way to being king of a barren shithole WAS a core socialist value.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

HerStuddMuffin posted:

For the UN, like the other four, by being an early adopter of nuclear weapons. Israel, India and Pakistan (and NoKo?) joined the nuclear club too late to get seats, which is just as well. The world needs fewer obstructionist rear end in a top hat nations, not more.

For diabetes, by falling into global capitalism like the rest of the world.

For the UN it was because China was one of the victorious Allied powers of WWII. That spot on the Security Council belonged to Taiwan until the switch in recognition.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
A UN where Taiwan, not the PRC, holds the Security council seat.

Ooooooooh.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

WarpedNaba posted:

A UN where Taiwan, not the PRC, holds the Security council seat.

Ooooooooh.

I mean, at the time it was the authoritarian one-party military dictatorship kind of Taiwan, so the difference wouldn’t necessarily be that noticeable except they voted with the US more

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
The new history curriculum in Hong Kong is out. The Communist-backed 1967 riots and Tiananmen Square have been omitted from the curriculum.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Imperialist Dog posted:

The new history curriculum in Hong Kong is out. The Communist-backed 1967 riots and Tiananmen Square have been omitted from the curriculum.

Golly Gee.

Pirate Radar posted:

I mean, at the time it was the authoritarian one-party military dictatorship kind of Taiwan, so the difference wouldn’t necessarily be that noticeable except they voted with the US more

Yeah, I was thinking a more contemporary Taiwan.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

ladron posted:

sweet beans in poo poo is the scourge of asia

I WILL FIGHT YOU

Imperialist Dog posted:

The new history curriculum in Hong Kong is out. The Communist-backed 1967 riots and Tiananmen Square have been omitted from the curriculum.

That should make everything easier! Surely now everyone will forget!

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Some people say there's no future in HK...
*cut to Matt Damon doing something futuristic*
There are no affordable homes..
*Matt Damon in a biodome*
Living from meal to meal...
*Matt Damon squeezing ketchup from a bottle for his dinner*
There is no space and overcrowding...
*Matt Damon drives rover on deserted mars-scape*
Wiseguy, if you do not like it in HK...

LEAVE!!

The Martian
Anniversary Special
On TVB

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


From the "HK life is shitter than being stranded on Mars" to the last minute reversal all pro-PRC retards trot out when you point out a social shortcoming "you know where the airport is if you don't like it!"

It's a perfect illustration of the ongoing decline of HK

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Bajaj posted:

Every other culture that eats beans: "Dude, eating these makes me feel full and strong. We should add some salt and make a variety of dishes with these beans. It would be a good staple food, and we can even store them for long periods in case there's a food shortage."

China: "Heh, so funny. Looks cute. Let's add some sugar and eat them as a dessert once or twice a year during a festival. Rice is better."

Beans require rice to form a full protein, it's why "beans and rice" is a thing almost anywhere those two things grow. Otherwise, rice is an incomplete protein and closer to empty carbohydrates.

Besides, beans are full of farting fiber, and you can't toot like the Chairman without them :toot:

Imperialist Dog posted:

The new history curriculum in Hong Kong is out. The Communist-backed 1967 riots and Tiananmen Square have been omitted from the curriculum.

How many times is Uncle Xi "Pooh Bear" Jinping mentioned in this brand new curriculum? By rank, he should be mentioned at least half as many times as Mao.


Anyone who missed China's long term "Just take water from the Himalayas" plan shouldn't feel too bad. I'm sure it wasn't planned as a resource grab when it happened way back when, more as a "nobody is going to come fight us over this mountain nation of poors, so we'll take it and be even bigger." Something tells me that it's not unheard of for the modern Chinese to take something for the sake of greed, only to find out later the thing they have taken has a purpose or utility, and to boast of clever strategy with the benefit of hindsight.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

simplefish posted:

From the "HK life is shitter than being stranded on Mars" to the last minute reversal all pro-PRC retards trot out when you point out a social shortcoming "you know where the airport is if you don't like it!"

It's a perfect illustration of the ongoing decline of HK
That’s not specific to China. It’s the first thing xenophobes the world over tell foreigners who have the gall of not finding everything in X country absolutely perfect and wonderful. It’s a great help in figuring out who’s too dumb to talk to.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/30/world/asia/china-beer-festival.html

click link for cool pictures

quote:

QINGDAO, China — Music. Tourists. Traditional food. Long tables crammed inside huge tents. And beer — lots and lots of beer.

It’s not Oktoberfest. It’s the Qingdao International Beer Festival, China’s largest celebration of lager.

If the festival looks like a certain German tradition, there’s a good reason. The city of Qingdao is home to the similarly pronounced Tsingtao Brewery, which was founded by German settlers in this corner of Shandong Province more than a century ago.

Since the festival started in 1991, the crowds have steadily increased. This summer’s celebration, which ran for much of August, drew nearly 40,000 people on its busiest weekends.

A small army of bartenders and servers kept steins full and glasses clean and at the ready.

In addition to Tsingtao, foreign producers like Budweiser and Carlsberg set up their own tents. Inside, the scene was raucous: Performers lip-synced to patriotic Chinese songs, women in skimpy outfits auctioned off traditional Chinese calligraphy, and more than one man felt the need to remove his shirt.

Locals come to enjoy the “re nao” atmosphere, a Mandarin term for “hustle and bustle” or “loud and chaotic.”

Qingdao’s festival may be of fairly recent vintage, but its beer-making tradition goes back more than 100 years.

At the turn of the last century, the city was a German naval outpost. The Germans brought beer and an architectural style that can still be seen in the buildings of the city’s Old Town.

The British who arrived later were suspicious of the local water and turned to drinking beer instead. In 1903, British and German settlers created the Anglo-German Brewing Company and began producing Tsingtao.

Through two world wars, foreign occupations and civil war, the brewery changed hands several times.

Tsingtao was nationalized in 1949, and despite the purges, starvation and displacement that accompanied the Cultural Revolution, it never stopped producing beer.

“Without beer, we don’t have life in Qingdao,” said Zhao Chen, a local who brought his extended family to the festival. For an audience of young and old, electric floats circled the grounds at sunset.

In addition to all that beer, there was plenty of food at the festival.

Attendees had their fill of chicken’s feet, sausage, dumplings and grilled skewers of spiced meat and squid.

At night, the scene became even louder and livelier, as patriotic anthems turned to techno and rock.

Deafening music and the smell of stale beer and cigarette smoke did little to dampen spirits as festivalgoers toasted one another from giant glasses.

Amid the never-ending toasts, I asked Mr. Chen whether he came to the festival every year.

“Are you kidding? This is more important than Chinese New Year,” he said, before sending his brother off to order us all another round.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
this kid got super lucky

https://a.pomfe.co/qpwdmt.mp4

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017

Love the parent's total lack of reaction and lazy strolling.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


My first though seeing the child wander into the road and the parent takinv a few half steps after them:

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/stop_dont_come_back_willy_wonka.gif

Bensa
Aug 21, 2007

Loyal 'til the end.
Apparently Higher Brother rap with such a strong Sichuan accent that most Chinese can't understand them. They're from Chengdu so what market in China besides there and Chongqing do they have?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Sichuan has like 80 million people so I'm sure that's enough of a market.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So I'm studying Chinese and planning to look for a job there in a year or so (Solar industry). I've enjoyed the challenge of learning a completely different language and developed an interest in eastern history and culture. Reading this thread to get my expectations grounded in some reality, but it kind of sounds like y'all hate the place. What gives?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
lol

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So I'm studying Chinese and planning to look for a job there in a year or so (Solar industry). I've enjoyed the challenge of learning a completely different language and developed an interest in eastern history and culture. Reading this thread to get my expectations grounded in some reality, but it kind of sounds like y'all hate the place. What gives?

Post the replies?

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I lolled

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hmmm... seems like these Chinese folk are really up to no good!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So I'm studying Chinese and planning to look for a job there in a year or so (Solar industry). I've enjoyed the challenge of learning a completely different language and developed an interest in eastern history and culture. Reading this thread to get my expectations grounded in some reality, but it kind of sounds like y'all hate the place. What gives?

Let him or her do it. Let it happen so they'll just loving learn. Just lie to them and tell them to eat the hotpot and drink boiling water; let them understand for themselves.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Someone asked me tonight where to find authentic mapo tofu in Barcelona :psyduck:


Bensa posted:

Apparently Higher Brother rap with such a strong Sichuan accent that most Chinese can't understand them. They're from Chengdu so what market in China besides there and Chongqing do they have?

I'm so sure.

Anyone from a city bigger than Chengdu might snottily say they can't understand the "Sichuan accent." Either they sing in Sichuanhua and that's why, or they just happen to have a Sichuan accent so strong it can erase 50000000 years of history.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

This is hilariously bad, by the way. Of the 4 basic classes of blood pressure meds, 3 (beta blocker, diuretics, and ace inhibitor) are additionally essential for management of heart failure, and 1 (ace inhibitor) is essential for management of diabetes. If the Chinese health system can't provide even basic blood pressure meds, then it is straight up not a functional health system.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

"oh no kid, don't run in front of that truck...stop...ah...ok...I'll wait it out over here and check up on you in a bit"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
TRIGGERED

I've been teaching with VIPKID because 40 hours a week with them is double the money 40 hours a week of classroom teaching would be here.

I recently- stupidly- agreed to accept certification with their youngest students, ages, 3-5. This is an age group I like very much in the classroom and would normally be happy about teaching. However, my upstairs neighbor is a righteous bitch who loses her loving mind every time she hears me so much as cough, and I can't teach a mini-midget while half-whispering.

I get a new little boy today. He's cute, fine, but suddenly GRANDMA APPEARS and scream-quacks the entire class period. In fact, she is so loud and crazymaking that the student eventually breaks into hysterical tears, and I can't actually say anything without Grandma shrieking an aphonetic mouthful at the kid. If I even say something like "good job," Grandma shrieks GAAAN CHABU and smacks the tiny little boy until he repeats. At one point, she made him take a phone call.

They paid extra money for a short-notice class with me and spent 20 minutes screaming in Chinese :psyduck:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Love the grand parent's total lack of reaction and lazy strolling.

FTFY

Kill the olds.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mistle posted:

Beans require rice to form a full protein, it's why "beans and rice" is a thing almost anywhere those two things grow. Otherwise, rice is an incomplete protein and closer to empty carbohydrates.
LOL, get with the times, old man/woman!
http://www.pcrm.org/health/reports/five-protein-myths

https://www.forksoverknives.com/the-myth-of-complementary-protein/#gs.vVYfjcE

quote:

The “incomplete protein” myth was inadvertently promoted and popularized in the 1971 book, Diet for a Small Planet, by Frances Moore Lappé. In it, the author stated that plant foods are deficient in some of the essential amino acids, so in order to be a healthy vegetarian, you needed to eat a combination of certain plant foods at the same time in order to get all of the essential amino acids in the right amounts. It was called the theory of “protein complementing.”

Lappé certainly meant no harm, and her mistake was somewhat understandable. She was not a nutritionist, physiologist, or medical doctor; she was a sociologist trying to end world hunger. She realized that converting vegetable protein into animal protein involved a lot of waste, and she calculated that if people ate just the plant protein, many more could be fed. In the tenth anniversary edition of her book (1981), she retracted her statement and basically said that in trying to end one myth—the inevitability of world hunger—she had created a second one, the myth of the need for “protein complementing.”

In this and later editions, she corrects her earlier mistake and clearly states that all plant foods typically consumed as sources of protein contain all the essential amino acids, and that humans are virtually certain of getting enough protein from plant sources if they consume sufficient calories.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So I'm studying Chinese and planning to look for a job there in a year or so (Solar industry). I've enjoyed the challenge of learning a completely different language and developed an interest in eastern history and culture. Reading this thread to get my expectations grounded in some reality, but it kind of sounds like y'all hate the place. What gives?

source your quote

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Cantorsdust posted:

This is hilariously bad, by the way. Of the 4 basic classes of blood pressure meds, 3 (beta blocker, diuretics, and ace inhibitor) are additionally essential for management of heart failure, and 1 (ace inhibitor) is essential for management of diabetes. If the Chinese health system can't provide even basic blood pressure meds, then it is straight up not a functional health system.

they use dark ages humours medicine instead

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

:monocle:


Turns out that rice is nice.

Still, if your diet consists of one food item(even if it's rice), poor health is likely to happen. Also, given that rice is easily digested, is it at all more than correlation that China eats a lot of rice and also has high diabetes numbers? Or is it a case like America, where they just take in absurd amounts of sugar, and the rice is not even a factor?

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Also the fact that the rice consumed is the most white variety possible (only poors eat brown rice lol what is fiber and/or other nutrients?) might be a factor.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah that's the problem. White rice at every meal, despite what people in Asia will tell you, is not an old tradition. Nobody could afford that poo poo before modern times. Hell I have talked to people old enough to remember when white rice was a rarity and they hardly ever saw it growing up. People were eating mixes, or brown rice, or barley, or buckwheat stuff, or whatever else they could afford. There's nothing at all 500 years about 100% white rice for anybody but the rich.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Basmati rice or get the gently caress out :colbert:

Tastes great and has a GI as low as lower than brown rice.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah that's the problem. White rice at every meal, despite what people in Asia will tell you, is not an old tradition. Nobody could afford that poo poo before modern times. Hell I have talked to people old enough to remember when white rice was a rarity and they hardly ever saw it growing up. People were eating mixes, or brown rice, or barley, or buckwheat stuff, or whatever else they could afford. There's nothing at all 500 years about 100% white rice for anybody but the rich.

The British in Singapore spent a long time trying to figure out what weird communicable disease it was that kept making their Chinese workers sick while Indians had hereditary immunity. They eventually realized it wasn't disease at all, just malnutrition from eating nothing but white rice as opposed to nothing but brown rice.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I have shamed myself by missing a zero on my years.

In Korea white rice was a rich people thing so people switched to it en masse as soon as they could to show off that they were rich. My friend was a kid in Seoul in the 50s, her family was rich and she could afford white rice but she'd secretly trade some with other kids to make her rice mixed and not stand out. There's still some of that history today, it's very common to get white rice in Korea that has some other grains mixed in.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Grand Fromage posted:

I have shamed myself by missing a zero on my years.

In Korea white rice was a rich people thing so people switched to it en masse as soon as they could to show off that they were rich. My friend was a kid in Seoul in the 50s, her family was rich and she could afford white rice but she'd secretly trade some with other kids to make her rice mixed and not stand out. There's still some of that history today, it's very common to get white rice in Korea that has some other grains mixed in.

At the school I worked at they had actual nutritional scientists come in and evaluate the food so we always had white rice with mixed grains in it.

It was still mostly seaweed soup though.

And kimchi. A million varieties of kimchi.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
Last year I studied Chinese in Taiwan. I was the only Westerner in class. Everyone else was Korean or SEA.

Me, in Chinese language class:

"I don't know why Chinese make such a big deal about rice; rice is eaten all over the world!"

Teacher, looking smug: "Ah, but they don't eat it for every meal, do they?!"

As if that's a loving accomplishment, LOL!

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I really like mixed rice. The purple kind was always my favorite, although I can't remember what it's called now. Not a huge fan of the seaweed soup; it's bland as heck.

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