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And Leland is the surname of Joseph Cotten's character in Citizen Kane. gently caress, disastrous snype.
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress, disastrous snype. Do not worry friend, I will help you 
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text me a vag pic posted:Do not worry friend, I will help you Much like a cobra hissing, rearing up, and spreading it's hood, this is a good way of indicating "Danger, back away."
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Solice Kirsk posted:Much like a cobra hissing, rearing up, and spreading it's hood, this is a good way of indicating "Danger, back away." Just wait till he retracts his dewlaps in an orange-toothed threat display!
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text me a vag pic posted:Do not worry friend, I will help you I think it's the purse that makes it.
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text me a vag pic posted:Do not worry friend, I will help you The worlds most superfluous graphic tee
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zoux posted:The worlds most superfluous graphic tee Could have just had a picture of his face, same message really
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No, I don't wash my hair No, I don't go outside And no, I don't meet females
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LawfulWaffle posted:I think it's the purse that makes it. Mooooooooom, it's a travel bag
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I figure anything involving ancient butt-rockers KISS would probably be AUG, but this takes the cake. Forward to 1:45 Or if you don't want to watch grown men in clown facepaint, the jist of it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIitl1o5K2c a bunch of kids are asking KISS questions a boy, who appears to be about 10 or so, asks about the band's name paul stanley gives a pretty standard answer and it should've moved on from there buuuuuut peter criss then asks (remember, a 10 year-old boy) point blank, "Do you like to be kissed?"   I think I just want to assume that his mind was so fried on pills/weed/aftershave that he had no control over what he was saying.
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text me a vag pic posted:Do not worry friend, I will help you 
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Nov 1, 2017 00:50
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If the camera panned out even further down I bet it would also say, "YES, I VAPE"
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Panfilo posted:If the camera panned out even further down I bet it would also say, That's the dick tattoo.
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My cat took a massive poo poo in the litter box right as I clicked this so it's like I could smell the whole loving page.
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text me a vag pic posted:Do not worry friend, I will help you I'd probably feel sorry for him and his clear lack of social skills if it weren't for that hilariously smug look on his face. It's like he's judging me through the screen.
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text me a vag pic posted:Mooooooooom, it's a travel bag Reminded of a GBS thread expressing confusion at white guys wearing backpacks in public. Awkward maybe, but convenient, hell yes.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Reminded of a GBS thread expressing confusion at white guys wearing backpacks in public.  Where do non-white guys wear them? At home?
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Jerry Cotton posted:
That was not elaborated on.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Reminded of a GBS thread expressing confusion at white guys wearing backpacks in public. Awkward maybe, but convenient, hell yes. Amen. I even bought myself a slick briefcase, and a camera bag but I still can't fit all my poo poo in those. I tell myself its okay because at least I'm dressed business casual and its not like I'm wearing cargo shorts but still ughhh Its the same backpack I've had since college too. Traded my roommate a 12 pack of PBR for it used and 7 years later that thing is still kickin
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Noslo posted:Amen. I even bought myself a slick briefcase, and a camera bag but I still can't fit all my poo poo in those. I tell myself its okay because at least I'm dressed business casual and its not like I'm wearing cargo shorts but still ughhh I've been using the same backpack since 2001.  I can't say I haven't got my money's worth, though.
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Noslo posted:Amen. I even bought myself a slick briefcase, and a camera bag but I still can't fit all my poo poo in those. I tell myself its okay because at least I'm dressed business casual and its not like I'm wearing cargo shorts but still ughhh If I see someone about town dressed "business casual" (as I imagine it) and wearing a backpack, I'll just assume they're Mormon.
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Otana posted:My cat took a massive poo poo in the litter box right as I clicked this so it's like I could smell the whole loving page. Put some diapers on it.
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Fairly-prominent goon is now a formerly-prominent goon, for reasons definitely awkward and gross. ( I have no idea if this is Rupert Buttermilk's "Prominent Goon", but some of the peripheral stories are in the same ballpark and I liked the phrasing. )
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:What did Jastiger do? Hatin' the South/poor people, creeping on women who posted their pic in the pics thread, defending the filming of unaware teenage girls.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:What did Jastiger do? Directly, he spent way too much effort trying to say how horrible it was that a guy might get in trouble for taking hidden video of a middle school girl in a changing room, but some people have mentioned that yeah I eat rear end posted:Anyway: Jastiger deserved his perma not because of his stupid south posts and retarded opinions posted ITT, but because he is a creep who hit on any goon girl with even slightly average looks despite being married with kids and also is probably a pedophile and I say this now only because he can't contradict me. (Usually from the selfie thread or something, I think.)
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Randaconda posted:Hatin' the South/poor people, creeping on women who posted their pic in the pics thread, defending the filming of unaware teenage girls. What’s wrong with hatin’ the south? It’s moist. Moist.
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LingcodKilla posted:What’s wrong with hatin’ the south? I'm always moist.
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Ew! Thanks.
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Randaconda posted:I'm always moist.
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Somehow seeing the cast of Frasier.
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NFL B but :gyy:: d.asv e: this is what happens when you give up and let the jet lagged, cranky baby play with your phone. SquirrelFace has a new favorite as of 04:08 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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SquirrelFace posted:NFL B but :gyy:: d.asv .... Same?
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They will find that dog dead under a fat roll one day when she goes to the hospital for sepsis.
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That's not Le Turtle girl is it? She looks bigger than her obviously but I assume a few years have passed...
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Just got off the phone with a customer whose contact email contained the phrase "hentai princess"
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