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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Works fine on a controller :smug:

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GUI
Nov 5, 2005

Change it to left ctrl like a normal person.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

GUI posted:

Change it to left ctrl like a normal person.

Left Ctrl is crouch you loving weirdo

GUI
Nov 5, 2005

Uhhh that's C, friend.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Just, like, take your thumb off the spacebar and move it an inch left.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Sakurazuka posted:

Works fine on a controller :smug:

No thanks. I like headshots.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I completed the headshot perk like halfway through the game.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

GUI posted:

Uhhh that's C, friend.

This is how it was in The Old Blood and it was so weird re-learning muscle memory to crouch using my index finger instead of my pinkie like it is mapped in TNO.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

quote:

Hello Bethesda,

or should I Say "Hello you bunch of Clowns at Bethesda Steam Publishing"? The latest patch makes the game crash EVERY time! Nvidia Drivers are fully updated, Game has been reinstalled several times, still it results in an unskippable Error at boot that says "Could not write error log". At least that is happening to the German cut version and as far as I read ALSO for the INT uncut for lots of people after the 30/10 patch.

You clowns ignored the rules of Steam:
- Test you♥♥♥♥♥♥intensively BEFORE you publish it and push it to the "default" branch
- Never patch on a national holiday (although this is only in Germany and you clearly give a♥♥♥♥♥♥about us here and we are the idiots still throwing money at you direction...... duh)
- talk to ALL hardware vendors to distribute all drivers a little longer before than just some hours before you push a new version so that it is distributed well.....

Options to solve this:

- Rollback to the release version..... and if you don't know how:
* go to your steam backend at https://partner.steamgames.com/ -> Wolfenstein the new colossus -> Edit Steamworks Settings -> Steampipe - > Builds -> Chose the "old build ID" and set them back to default

Next time test your crap before you push it live. And btw. your QA sucks donkey♥♥♥♥♥♥.... hard.....

Why am I losing my♥♥♥♥♥♥ Because you suck at your Jobs and a lot of us cannot play what we paid for because of this fact..,...
Thanks

M.Phisto

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WTF ?????? are joke &&&????? Game work perfect on my old drivers - and now u DEMAND to upgarde the driver ???????? Return my money and suck !

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When game crushing first time, i say: "Okay. It's just realise day. I'm engineer, I can launch it." I turn off my Intel video card and playing.
Then... that biches realised a new patch. ♥♥♥♥.♥♥♥♥♥♥ It didn't work. I'm update my AMD driver and reinstall this ♥♥♥♥ing game. It's not work. Bethesda♥♥♥♥♥♥up.
♥♥♥♥ this game. ♥♥♥♥ Bethesda. ♥♥♥♥ all.
:stare:

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

King Vidiot posted:

How the gently caress does anybody do that reliably though? I physically can't hold down alt while using the WASD keys and also aiming and throwing with the middle mouse button.
Are your hands so small that you can't stretch from WASD to L-alt with your thumb? How do you jump or crouch in this game?

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012


a good argument to make all video games console exclusive

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



the only thing i can think if is if you've got your thumb on D, your index on WS and your middle finger on A

but that would be weird

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

The assault rifle with the scope turns out to be surprisingly good when dual-wielded. Pair it with the armour piercing ammo and just slam those mouse buttons to take down heavies nice and quick.

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


King Vidiot posted:

How the gently caress does anybody do that reliably though? I physically can't hold down alt while using the WASD keys and also aiming and throwing with the middle mouse button.

There's an alt key on the left side of your spacebar, too

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

New Zealand can eat me posted:

There's an alt key on the left side of your spacebar, too
Yeah, you should never go alt-right.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Yeah, you should never go alt-right.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...


Makes a change from nazis crying I guess. Speaking of...

Nazis, also known as Communists, and in no way arch enemies.

quote:

They deleted my thread explaining how Nazis are actually a product of left wing ideology.
My big thread of genius got the ax and they instructed me to be constructive and polite.

They got scared seeing all that redpill'n.

Maybe I should chill.

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

************************************

Reminder: Nazis are left wing. In 1930s-40s Germany there was no American version of a Republican/Conservative political party. There was left and further left.

Nazis are leftists and communists. Look at the pre-war GDP changes after they implemented price controls and wage controls and systematically the state took control of the economy in total. Communism.

Nazis used economic socialism to further their political goals.

Don't be sheep.

Yes, you was totally going to buy it I'm sure.

quote:

A sincere thank you to those that warned about the left wing propaganda in this game
I am thankful for those that took the time to intelligently demonstrate the many elements of this game that do not appeal to me, things that would make the game unenjoyable for me. I am glad that I did not buy this game. I was originally planning on buying it eventually becaues I had no idea what the content would be like. It took me by surprise.

Perhaps others like me have been informed too. You saved us money. I would have never finished playing this game, would have been a waste of money for me. So those of you that took the time to so artfully illustrate why this game would seem like left wing garbage to me, you did not waste your time.

I'm not a nazi but I'm going to sure act like one!

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its becuase, apperently, supporting trump is supporting nazis

are you willfully blind, or are you just nggerfggot

This is my favourite.

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It's not "diversity" or Nazi killng that's upsetting people it's the anti-white pro commie marxist radical leftist propaganda. If you people want art that's all about race mixing with gays and colored people as the leads then make new games and you can buy them. But you don't. Instead you ruin exsisting art because you need the regular people to buy it because your stuff will suck. The lead is a white GI-Joe butt kicker and has been since the 80s. in previous games the story made sense and followed a track that fit the time period. Now in this new game the opening clip is a flash back showing a white father with traditional values being a mean racist that beats his wife, abuses his kid, and makes his kid kill the family dog. Basically implying that anyone with those beliefs must be a terrible person. They make his wife a jew, as if that guy would ever marry a jew thus making the lead a jew.

Later in the game I hear they have him screwing the black chick so I'm assuming his pregnant white girl gets killed. They also have the fat nazi daughter screwing a black guy. The same daughter who gets fat shamed by her nazi mom. The resistance group are all commies when they're supposed to be fighting to restore America. Finally the DLC has you playing a gay. All of this stuff is forced and totally out of place put there to inject that political agenda as a priority over the game it's self ruining the story in the process. That is why people are upset about the game and rightly so. Just make your own art and lable it as such so the origional art is left as it was and so people have a choice. But you wont do that will you? No, you want to force your filth on the rest of us just like in life.

"Just because I can't stand jews, blacks, homosexuals and other degenerate doesn't make me a nazi!" - [SS]1488NoScopeTotenkopf

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

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I was originally planning on buying it eventually becaues I had no idea what the content would be like. It took me by surprise.
What did this guy think Wolfenstein was about?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
"Thus making the lead a Jew"

I don't think this guy has ever played Wolfenstein :v:

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

Kibayasu posted:

Left Ctrl is crouch you loving weirdo

what is wrong with you left ctrl is sprint and shift is crouch.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

SwissArmyDruid posted:

what is wrong with you left ctrl is sprint and shift is crouch.

Found Hitler.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

SwissArmyDruid posted:

what is wrong with you left ctrl is sprint and shift is crouch.

Mymla posted:

Found Hitler.

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause
Racist shitheads commenting on this game:

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Rookersh posted:

See I loved Grace and her passion. If the whole speech was her, I'd have been stoked.

But Horton suuuucked.

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS RISE UP

look at your hands they got blood

AMERICA IS BACK

yeah we lost man

Like gently caress man.

At least with Wyatt it's stable throughout.


They're both pretty bad. Which is a shame

This should be a slam dunk. You're drawing from one of the best eras for speeches in recent history, with a player who's pretty firmly on your side.

But they're both duds. I think part of it is the fact it really isn't a good stopping point. The game's pitch is that you're kicking off another American revolution, and the ending... is your allies giving a speech that they're finally starting another American revolution. It's something you should see paying off in game, not just the finale. But even aside from that, the speech isn't where it should be.

You get one shot to tell the world that the war is back on, there's some key points you want to hit. Nazis bad, of course, but also that the fight can be won. You're well on your way to that one with the initial visual of Terror Billy back from the grave to kill his executioner, but you need to put some focus on it. Sure, there's people who are actively on the Nazi side, but you're not getting to them anyway. The people you want are mostly the ones who are keeping their heads down because there's no hope, which means you emphasize this isn't some rag-tag group of terrorists who managed a single lucky decapitation strike, but a group with a proven track record of loving up Nazi poo poo, and that with the war back on, hiding isn't much safer than fighting. Which isn't done at all.

I mean, there's even a line about how if someone went to fight Nazis in the street, they're "one of us", which... duh? If someone's got the brass to go against killer robots with a sock holding a brick, they're team Kill Hitler. They're also probably dead, because they tried to fight a killer robot with a brick, but it was good hustle anyway.

This is supposed to be a motivation to risk your life for your country, and it doesn't feel strong enough to sell fifty cents worth of war bonds.

Oh, and the Fergus one not having any Fergus in it is a drat shame. If you can't be motivational, you can at least be foul mouthed and cantankerous.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Yeah, largely agreed. I mean, they don't even mention that they've hijacked Eva's Hammer or the Ausmerzer. I guess that could be public knowledge? But it's also the kind of stuff the nazi dictatorship that controls all the media would realistically cover up.

Also, why didn't we kill Hitler in this game? Or is it possible to kill him if you successfully stealth through the first bit of the Venus mission?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Mymla posted:

Yeah, largely agreed. I mean, they don't even mention that they've hijacked Eva's Hammer or the Ausmerzer. I guess that could be public knowledge? But it's also the kind of stuff the nazi dictatorship that controls all the media would realistically cover up.

Also, why didn't we kill Hitler in this game? Or is it possible to kill him if you successfully stealth through the first bit of the Venus mission?


Regarding your second spoiler: Because this is the Deus Ex: Mankind Divided of the series in more ways than one and it exists largely to set up a third game.

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

chiasaur11 posted:

They're both pretty bad. Which is a shame

This should be a slam dunk. You're drawing from one of the best eras for speeches in recent history, with a player who's pretty firmly on your side.

But they're both duds. I think part of it is the fact it really isn't a good stopping point. The game's pitch is that you're kicking off another American revolution, and the ending... is your allies giving a speech that they're finally starting another American revolution. It's something you should see paying off in game, not just the finale. But even aside from that, the speech isn't where it should be.

You get one shot to tell the world that the war is back on, there's some key points you want to hit. Nazis bad, of course, but also that the fight can be won. You're well on your way to that one with the initial visual of Terror Billy back from the grave to kill his executioner, but you need to put some focus on it. Sure, there's people who are actively on the Nazi side, but you're not getting to them anyway. The people you want are mostly the ones who are keeping their heads down because there's no hope, which means you emphasize this isn't some rag-tag group of terrorists who managed a single lucky decapitation strike, but a group with a proven track record of loving up Nazi poo poo, and that with the war back on, hiding isn't much safer than fighting. Which isn't done at all.

I mean, there's even a line about how if someone went to fight Nazis in the street, they're "one of us", which... duh? If someone's got the brass to go against killer robots with a sock holding a brick, they're team Kill Hitler. They're also probably dead, because they tried to fight a killer robot with a brick, but it was good hustle anyway.

This is supposed to be a motivation to risk your life for your country, and it doesn't feel strong enough to sell fifty cents worth of war bonds.

Oh, and the Fergus one not having any Fergus in it is a drat shame. If you can't be motivational, you can at least be foul mouthed and cantankerous.


He gets his foul-mouthed and cantankerous on just before BJ proposes.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


SwissArmyDruid posted:

He gets his foul-mouthed and cantankerous on just before BJ proposes.

BJ proposing using a ring that is still warm from Engel's finger was my favourite thing about that scene.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Funny thing about that ring: Zofia apparently feared that Rip would sell it if he found it. Yet BJ didn't take it with him when he left home, nor did Rip do anything with it in the interim. Why did it lie undisturbed for 30-odd years?

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004

CJacobs posted:

Regarding your second spoiler: Because this is the Deus Ex: Mankind Divided of the series in more ways than one and it exists largely to set up a third game.

Hopefully it doesn't follow DXMDs sales figures and torpedoes the franchise.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I also hope that! But it seems like they already have the third game at least planned out from what we've heard about its mythical existence, so even if this game doesn't blow up like TNO did it has a higher chance of existing than the third Deus Ex HR trilogy game.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
As long as Wolf 3 isnt the ME3 of the series.

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

yeah i feel like a big issue with this games ending is that they know that it is getting a sequel, so it is setting up the next one unlike tno, which had a certain ending but kept room open.

this is basically the empire strikes back of wolfenstein

Mimir
Nov 26, 2012

Kopijeger posted:

Funny thing about that ring: Zofia apparently feared that Rip would sell it if he found it. Yet BJ didn't take it with him when he left home, nor did Rip do anything with it in the interim. Why did it lie undisturbed for 30-odd years?

She hid it under a false-bottom cabinet, he never found it.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Shoehead posted:

As long as Wolf 3 isnt the ME3 of the series.

Control the nazis (blue), destroy the nazis but you also kill all the non-white people of the world (red) or the truth is somewhere in the middle - let's reach a compromise between the right to our existence against their want to destroy everyone not like them (Liberal).

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

“I’m from Arizona.”

I don’t know why I find that so loving funny but the whole being is absolute gold.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Jimbot posted:

Control the nazis (blue), destroy the nazis but you also kill all the non-white people of the world (red) or the truth is somewhere in the middle - let's reach a compromise between the right to our existence against their want to destroy everyone not like them (Liberal).

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Shoehead posted:

As long as Wolf 3 isnt the ME3 of the series.

Nah. That's 2. 3's gonna be an improvement over this.

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS
Oct 12, 2012

Lord Ludikrous posted:

“I’m from Arizona.”

I don’t know why I find that so loving funny but the whole being is absolute gold.

my favorite part is the implication of who that is it's Ronald Reagan

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS posted:

my favorite part is the implication of who that is it's Ronald Reagan

If you look at his actor's chair there's a towel draped over his name and you can see the last three letters.

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