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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004


That’s awesome bro

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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

PMush Perfect posted:

Opop is an idea, and you can't kill ideas.

The relatively recent resurgence of flat earth ideology confirms your statement.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
You can kill ideas, but only if you're willing to commit genocide.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

peramene posted:

You can kill ideas, but only if you're willing to commit genocide.

then somebody else will have the idea

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
genocide genocide

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

peramene posted:

You can kill ideas, but only if you're willing to commit genocide.

Genocide is an inherently flawed concept due to the extremely minor genetic differences between even the most isolated populations.

Unless you mean eliminating humanity completely because that would work but would be better labeled an extinction event.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Unless you mean eliminating humanity completely because that would work but would be better labeled an extinction event.
Well, there wouldn't be any more bad ideas, then. Leave the Earth to be inherited by corvids.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

PMush Perfect posted:

Well, there wouldn't be any more bad ideas, then. Leave the Earth to be inherited by corvids.

Lol if you aren't a corvid irl

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Lol if you aren't a corvid irl
Alas, I am only a hen.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Troglodytidae and puns and hand tools

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

hexwren posted:

Troglodytidae and puns and hand tools

problematic

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

nah

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

What’s a corvid

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Quidthulhu posted:

What’s a corvid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Quidthulhu posted:

What’s a corvid

I'm pretty sure ravens crows et cetera

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Crows are very smart :3

Apparently they also have genetic memory, and will remember to avoid poo poo / go to poo poo that hosed up / helped their ancestors.

My mom saved a baby crow from our pool one year and all of a sudden we had a few generations of crows hanging out for a while in the backyard because she was the Crow Savior Lady and they knew from generation to generation that this place was chill.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Also jays, who are smart but also more likely to be assholes.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

hexwren posted:

Also jays, who are smart but also more likely to be assholes.

Note: applies to dudes named Jay as well

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

i spent several years globetrotting and throwing rocks at ravens while wearing a horrifying werewolf mask and to this day all ravens everywhere will attack kashuno on sight

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GulagDolls posted:

i spent several years globetrotting and throwing rocks at ravens while wearing a horrifying werewolf mask and to this day all ravens everywhere will attack kashuno on sight
:five:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

GulagDolls posted:

i spent several years globetrotting and throwing rocks at ravens while wearing a horrifying werewolf mask and to this day all ravens everywhere will attack kashuno on sight

:bisonyes:

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

The joke being that Kashuno looks like a werewolf all the time

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

GulagDolls posted:

i spent several years globetrotting and throwing rocks at ravens while wearing a horrifying werewolf mask and to this day all ravens everywhere will attack kashuno on sight

:sbahj:

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

hexwren posted:

Troglodytidae

wrong franchise!!!

they made the 7th Guest etc

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Oh poo poo i thought this was my thread

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Good morning sluts

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

GulagDolls posted:

i spent several years globetrotting and throwing rocks at ravens while wearing a horrifying werewolf mask and to this day all ravens everywhere will attack kashuno on sight

I'm honored you think I have the ability to grow facial hair

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

peramene posted:

Good morning sluts

Rude!

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

super hal incandenza

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

peramene posted:

Good morning sluts
good morning

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Retro Futurist posted:



:ohdearsass: SA Mafia Secret Santa 2017!!! :sassargh:

I'm using Elfster again as it was super easy, and it auto invites anyone who was in last year's.



Just a reminder that this is open until the 15th! Act now, don't delay!

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
I will only sign up on the 16th, personally

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Someone who has more free time then me should go back through the last, say, 100 games, and keep track of everyone's records for "number of correct dunks in the vote on" vs "number of incorrect dunks in the vote on" when they're town, and use that to categorize who among us is actually Good At Mafia.

Maybe measure average time alive while scum, too?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

PMush Perfect posted:

Someone who has more free time then me should go back through the last, say, 100 games, and keep track of everyone's records for "number of correct dunks in the vote on" vs "number of incorrect dunks in the vote on" when they're town, and use that to categorize who among us is actually Good At Mafia.

Maybe measure average time alive while scum, too?

mafia popcon.

congratulations, p. you did it.

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

i say who to vote and then dont actualyl vote them so people can try 2 call me out for that and no one ever does

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

peramene posted:

mafia popcon.

congratulations, p. you did it.
I'd like to thank the Academy for doubting me, my mother for being a terrible person, and, of course, God, for making sure that no matter how I end this sentence, it's gonna open a :can:.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

PMush Perfect posted:

Someone who has more free time then me should go back through the last, say, 100 games, and keep track of everyone's records for "number of correct dunks in the vote on" vs "number of incorrect dunks in the vote on" when they're town, and use that to categorize who among us is actually Good At Mafia.

Maybe measure average time alive while scum, too?

we already recorded this, I Am The Best.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I am, statistically, the best mafia player that has ever played on Something Awful.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Kashuno posted:

I am, statistically, the best mafia player that has ever played on Something Awful.

Yeah

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


...ON OPPOSITE DAY!

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