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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
UK has some excellent titles for their government jobs. I know of terms like Shadow Cabinet, Law Lords, Lords Temporal, Shadow Lord Exchequer, and now I can add First Sea Lord to my list.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Judges in NZ are called Mister Justice. Not sure about lady judges. Possibly Queen Justicia? Idk.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

sebmojo posted:

Judges in NZ are called Mister Justice. Not sure about lady judges. Possibly Queen Justicia? Idk.
In Canada, use of Mister and Madam Justice is now the accepted thing in many jurisdictions.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

toanoradian posted:

UK has some excellent titles for their government jobs. I know of terms like Shadow Cabinet, Law Lords, Lords Temporal, Shadow Lord Exchequer, and now I can add First Sea Lord to my list.

The US needs more titles to remind us daily that politicians are evil. We would do well to take after them. I think the evillest one I can think of is Drug Czar.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rough Lobster posted:

The US needs more titles to remind us daily that politicians are evil. We would do well to take after them. I think the evillest one I can think of is Drug Czar.
The head of the Secret Service is called the President's Man-Killer.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
Have an 'Evil' title for all Republican politicians, then add "Lesser" as a suffix for everyone else.

MachDecimal
Aug 14, 2009


Great. Thank you very much!

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Referencing the new site Hatreon, like Patreon for people who like hatred and get kicked off of the other sites:

Rough Lobster posted:

If Nazis are making 30 bucks a month from two donors and furry pornographers are making 30k with hundreds of supporters then honestly the world's in a better place than I expected?? As weird as it is to say that. Unless yeah its nazi babyfurs in which case god can call the flood waters again

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

toanoradian posted:

Have an 'Evil' title for all Republican politicians, then add "Lesser" as a suffix for everyone else.

The ones at the top need something like "Arch-" as a prefix.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

toanoradian posted:

UK has some excellent titles for their government jobs. I know of terms like Shadow Cabinet, Law Lords, Lords Temporal, Shadow Lord Exchequer, and now I can add First Sea Lord to my list.

Not to derail too much, but technically Members of Parliament are not allowed to quit their roles. Instead they are promoted to a role as a paid servant of the crown which makes them ineligible to serve as MPs and is considered an effective resignation.

Traditionally the two posts used are Crown Steward and Baliff of the three Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, Desborough and Burham, and Crown Steward and Baliff of the Manor of Northstead. They are paid a small fee for their service until the next MP resigns, at which point they are replaced. I don't think they have any actual power or responsibilities.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Aren't the Lords Temporal just any lord who isn't a Lord Spiritual?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Aren't the Lords Temporal just any lord who isn't a Lord Spiritual?

"Lords Temporal" is how the upper classes refer to Doctor Who.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

darkwasthenight posted:

Not to derail too much, but technically Members of Parliament are not allowed to quit their roles. Instead they are promoted to a role as a paid servant of the crown which makes them ineligible to serve as MPs and is considered an effective resignation.

Traditionally the two posts used are Crown Steward and Baliff of the three Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, Desborough and Burham, and Crown Steward and Baliff of the Manor of Northstead. They are paid a small fee for their service until the next MP resigns, at which point they are replaced. I don't think they have any actual power or responsibilities.

Don't get me wrong, this interesting and as usual I love UK place names, but I was never about the responsibilities of the jobs, only the job titles. I'm sure most of the Lords are absolute wankers, troglodytes of the most racist kind that don't deserve their place.

but still, "Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Three Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, Desborough and Burnham"! wow :britain:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Igor Judge

quote:

Judge was born in Malta to Raymond and Rosa Judge (née Micallef). Judge was educated at St. Edward's College, Malta, from 1947 to 1954 and The Oratory School in Woodcote in Oxfordshire from 1954 to 1959, where he was Captain of School and Captain of Cricket.

He was called to the bar (Middle Temple) in 1963 and became a Recorder in 1976 and Queen's Counsel in 1979. From 1980 to 1986, he served on the Professional Conduct Committee of the Bar Council. In 1987, he was elected Leader of the Midland Circuit. On 10 October 1988, Judge was appointed a Justice of the High Court,[3] assigned to the Queen's Bench Division, and awarded the customary knighthood. He was appointed a Lord Justice of Appeal, a judge of the Court of Appeal, on 4 June 1996, becoming a Privy Counsellor.

He was the Senior Presiding Judge from 1998 to 2003, when he became Deputy Chief Justice.

He was appointed as the first President of the Queen's Bench Division on 3 October 2005. In addition to that role, Judge was appointed Head of Criminal Justice in January 2007.

Judge replaced Lord Phillips as Lord Chief Justice on 1 October 2008. The same day, he was created a life peer as Baron Judge, of Draycote in the county of Warwickshire, and he was introduced in the House of Lords five days later, where he sits as a crossbencher.

In 2007 Lord Judge was awarded an honorary doctorate from Nottingham Trent University,[11] and in 2010 was made an Honorary Fellow of Aberystwyth University as well as Kingston University. On 20 June 2012 he received an honorary doctorate from Cambridge.

He retired as Lord Chief Justice at the end of September 2013.[12] He was Treasurer to the Middle Temple for the year 2014.[13]
As of November 2013, Lord Judge has served as a Distinguished Visitor to the Dickson Poon School of Law at King's College London.[14]

Man's got an impressive resume.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
im Dickson Poon

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012
Dickson Poon cannot possibly be a real name

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
For a year we had a prime minister names Bonar Law

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

fool_of_sound posted:

Dickson Poon cannot possibly be a real name

He owns a company called Dickson Concepts. He also founded a company with Sammo Hung.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Eat This Glob posted:

He owns a company called Dickson Concepts. He also founded a company with Sammo Hung.

this man is on a mission from god

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I knew a Willie Cox

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
my mom knew someone named Gay Dick who got married to a man with the last name Sailor

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Please tell me they hyphenated

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
sadly no, Gay Dick evolved into Gay Sailor

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

We also once had a Lord Laws who became a Law Lord

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

We also once had a Lord Laws who became a Law Lord

That's one hell of a business card.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The entire reason they keep these titles around is because an entire genre of comedy would go extinct otherwise.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
"Life peer", or "Lord Temporary".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hitokiri Alles

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

funmanguy posted:

That's one hell of a business card.

Not to mention his Law Blog.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









the head nun of thailand used to be called Sister Supaporn at one point

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

sebmojo posted:

the head nun of thailand used to be called Sister Supaporn at one point

Boy, there's just a lot to unpack about that sentence.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I knew a Richard Wachs who refused to respond to any name but Dick.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

china bot posted:

sadly no, Gay Dick evolved into Gay Sailor

Good friend of Dr. Gay Hitler

quote:

Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946 from his office on West Main Street.
https://www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers-were-county-pioneers/article_2a6487b2-a34a-55f4-83f4-dfcf116d15d5.html

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

A article about famous local Hitlers published on September 11th. What a place, this Circleville.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

SpacePig posted:

A article about famous local Hitlers published on September 11th. What a place, this Circleville.

home of the Circleville Letter Writer!

Unsolved Mysteries posted:

In December of 1993, a post card arrived at the Unsolved Mysteries offices that stood out from the rest. It was a threat designed to keep us from telling the following story. It read, in part: “Forget Circleville, Ohio … if you come to Ohio, you el sickos will pay.” It’s signed: “The Circleville Writer.”

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Oh my Lucille, that's perfect!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Eat This Glob posted:

He owns a company called Dickson Concepts. He also founded a company with Sammo Hung.

Sammo Hung the Hong Kong actor and producer who always seems to play the older, world-weary cop who's too old for this poo poo?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Sammo Hung the Hong Kong actor and producer who always seems to play the older, world-weary cop who's too old for this poo poo?

The one and the same. It was their production company that gave Michelle yeoh her big break. Yeoh's future spouse? Mr. Dickson Poon.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

So Ms. Yeoh was the future Mrs. Dickson Poon?

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